Holy Sweet Jesus

[The_Return]

I just got the shit scared outta me

I was listening to a fairly slow, calm song (Someday; Nikleback), annd reading about a horror movie (Demons 5, Steve's thread got me thinkin about it)....

It turs out the file was corrupt part way through....ya know, started making screachin/scrathing just plain loud and annoying noises? Scared the shit outta me...

[EXTR3MIST]

This isn't the religious thread I thought it was.

Carry on!

[MichaelMyers]

Yeah, damn, I thought you might need a witness. I was all ready for testfyin'.

[Haunted]

Once I was listening to Not To Touch the Earth by the Doors, and at the end, I was like, "All right, Jim!" (I love that song). As soon as I said it, I heard him laugh. I tried to find it again, but I couldn't. Freaked me out. Finally, though, I cranked the song, and the laugh at the end is actually there. Disapointing, but relieving as well.

[The STE]

yeah, I get some files that are corrupted like that once in a while. Word of advice; it's usually in the right speaker, so turn the sound to the left speaker or take off the right headphone when you listen to it for the first time.

[chaplain]

The scariest thing is that you were listening to Nickelback.

[kpropain]

Originally posted by chaplain
The scariest thing is that you were listening to Nickelback.

LMAO I must say I have to agree with that....

[DarkwingMantis]

Originally posted by chaplain
The scariest thing is that you were listening to Nickelback.

I concur! *shudders*

[The STE]

+1

[chaplain]

Originally posted by The STE
+1

[The STE]

If 25 and one eggs passed Ed by five, then Hank ate something, possibly waffles?

[chaplain]

Originally posted by The STE
If 25 and one eggs passed Ed by five, then Hank ate something, possibly waffles?


But ice cream has no bones.

[The STE]

nor would it take the same number of pancakes to cover a dog house

[chaplain]

Originally posted by The STE
nor would it take the same number of pancakes to cover a dog house


Even in a solar eclipse?

[The STE]

Originally posted by chaplain
Even in a solar eclipse?

Even in 12 butter

[chaplain]

Originally posted by The STE
Even in 12 butter


Does Don Rickles approve?

[The STE]

Don Rickles was late

[chaplain]

Fabio made it on time.

[The STE]

But to which and of how high a stack of Malloween?

[chaplain]

They all ate the haggis.

[The STE]

Haggis is not of that he borrowed mine

[chaplain]

He told me it was stolen!

[The STE]

He told me Edward Norton ate some of that which he does not know of 237

[chaplain]

237 gave me the shits.

[The STE]

But 239, who knows...

[chaplain]

239 told the world my name is Carl.

[The STE]

Carl stabbed me to death with a 2 years old boy

[chaplain]

Carl is an asshole.

[The STE]

which I put my finger in once and one more again

[DarkwingMantis]

:confused: :confused: :confused:

[chaplain]

Carls bunghole is nice, but Steve takes the cake.

[The STE]

Originally posted by chaplain
Steve takes the cake.

I sure do

[chaplain]

Why did Steve take the pudding?

[The STE]

his phallus is The

[chaplain]

Spicoli said no dice

[The STE]

which of the other would work twice

[chaplain]

But 7 boobies would be nice

[The STE]

not as nice as 50 times more

[chaplain]

But Stacy is a whore

[The STE]

she's my whore, I don't know about in general there are plants

[chaplain]

Sedated-replica tried to make love to my plants, now they are dead

[The STE]

I heard he impregnated Eastern Express with his breast milk when he lactates

[chaplain]

I heard his 2 food groups were peanut butter and sperm

[The STE]

3 counting the lakes

[chaplain]

He has more fishermen in his ass than the Great Lakes?

[DarkwingMantis]

LMFAO!!! This hsit is hysterical... yalls on goofballs!!! :D

[The STE]

Originally posted by chaplain
He has more fishermen in his ass than the Great Lakes?

trust the Gordon's Fisherman

[The STE]

Originally posted by DarkwingMantis
LMFAO!!! This hsit is hysterical... yalls on goofballs!!! :D

*shrugs* I'm certainly on SOMEONE's balls

[chaplain]

He got some too?

[chaplain]

Originally posted by The STE
*shrugs* I'm certainly on SOMEONE's balls



Will you stomp on my balls?

[The STE]

combine the two, I shall stomp on the Gordon's Fisherman's balls then make sweet, sweet luv to ya

[chaplain]

Derrick flipped off the fishsticks

[The STE]

I ate the fishsticks...
































...FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

[chaplain]

You have upset the gods.

[The STE]

But, really, what has Joe Pesci done since Lethal Weapon 4?

[chaplain]

Or Steve Buscemi for that matter.

[The STE]

The Sopranos and Big Fish

[chaplain]

Fargo sucked.

[The STE]

Fargo was an abused red-headed step-child who wanted my cock

[chaplain]

O Brother, Where Art Thou

[The STE]

between the clown and the big talking hot dog

[The STE]

I'mma go eat, and shall continue subsequently

[chaplain]

I told you I want that room unpacked

[george]

omg, theres 2 nickleback songs that have the same everything except lyrics, if i remember what they were i'll let chya know. same drums, guitar,BASS uh- so not cool.

[The STE]

Originally posted by chaplain
I told you I want that fudge unpacked

[chaplain]

Originally posted by The STE
between the clown and the big talking hot dog

[The STE]

Originally posted by The STE
I'm gay for Arioch

[Steve_Hutchison]

Originally posted by The STE
yeah, I get some files that are corrupted like that once in a while. Word of advice; it's usually in the right speaker, so turn the sound to the left speaker or take off the right headphone when you listen to it for the first time.
thanks a lot STE, I'll try that.

[The STE]

I just did a trial run with the speaker part (I'd been doing the headphone part exclusively) and you'll hear it a little bit, but it'll be more like TV static than the horribly unpleasent ear-screeching "Yoko Ono manually masturbating a porcupine to multiple orgasms" static

[Steve_Hutchison]

I just don't want to jump. I hate that.

[The STE]

well, jumping will be severely reduced using my 2 or 3 step process

[Steve_Hutchison]

Hey I had this Pet Sematary audio track. The guy was reading the book or a re-write and he had kind of a creepy voice. Ever heard of it? I don't know how to get it. Never finished it and lost it somehow.

[The STE]

No. I've got Christopher Walken reading The Raven, though