View Full Version : simple life 2..suck my titties
deftones6
11-03-2004, 05:44 PM
im so tired of "Oh my god paris!" "Oh my god Nicole" "we're rich.....lets go shopping and talk like truckers (no offense big rigs out there) and then flirt with guys that probably really think we're ugly anyway"
p.s. "What's a sale tax? you mean we have to pay?"
Haphazard
11-03-2004, 05:51 PM
Well, now that I know you have titties...
Yes. I agree.
Hate_Breeder
11-03-2004, 05:54 PM
I would fuck her. As long as she didnt say anything during the love making and we never spoke afterwards........and she gave me 1,000 dollars
deftones6
11-03-2004, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
I would fuck her. As long as she didnt say anything during the love making and we never spoke afterwards........and she gave me 1,000 dollars
lol:D
kpropain
11-03-2004, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
I would fuck her. As long as she didnt say anything during the love making and we never spoke afterwards........and she gave me 1,000 dollars
LOL would you fuck her when she looked like this,after Nick Carter put a whooping on her LOL...
kpropain
11-03-2004, 06:14 PM
Or This????
kpropain
11-03-2004, 06:15 PM
And even more lol...
deftones6
11-03-2004, 06:20 PM
lol so true
kpropain
11-03-2004, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by Marlboro
I wouldnt touch her with MD's dick.:p
LMFAO...:D
Hate_Breeder
11-03-2004, 06:27 PM
Nick Carter beat her?
Man she must really be a pussy. That guy is a big vagina. I could take more hits from him than the backstreet boys could from a gay pub.
Chainsaw Guy
11-03-2004, 06:27 PM
i'd fuck her
chaplain
11-03-2004, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
And even more lol...
I want a piece of Nick Carter.
Paris is hot, but Nicole is a goddess.
orangestar
11-03-2004, 06:52 PM
Nicole is gorgeous, but I'd fuck Paris.
Death By Jell-O
11-03-2004, 06:53 PM
YUCKY YUCKY! Like Totally Gag Me With A Spoon!
Chainsaw Guy
11-03-2004, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by Death By Jell-O
YUCKY YUCKY! Like Totally Gag Me With A Spoon!
Shut up you don't now what your talking about noob
FairyKorpes
11-03-2004, 07:06 PM
Originally posted by Death By Jell-O
YUCKY YUCKY! Like Totally Gag Me With A Spoon!
Gag on this studly!
http://img118.exs.cx/img118/2382/8239big1.jpg
deftones6
11-03-2004, 07:07 PM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Gag on this studly!
http://img118.exs.cx/img118/2382/8239big1.jpg
mwaaaa ahahaha lol:D
FairyKorpes
11-03-2004, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by Marlboro
See what happens when ya fuck Parsi Hilton? Ya get deformed and shit.
Lmao hahahaha
Thepuppetmaster
11-03-2004, 07:41 PM
let's bury her in the backyard!! i think the bitch is ugly ive had enough of the hilton sisters and for fucks sake their so goddamn stupid and when i say that i mean it she left her dog at her grandma's! dumbass
Thepuppetmaster
11-03-2004, 07:47 PM
Originally posted by Marlboro
Back yard sounds like the plan. well first and for most we have to chop them up with a shovel to keep them from coming back i mean just a hit to the head with a shovel wont do anything remember they have no brains
Cheeba V2.0
11-03-2004, 08:15 PM
Personally, I think the two of them are a couple of the trashiest females I've ever laid eyes on.
Their combined ignorance and shallow views are apalling.
Their personality, (or lack thereof) easily overrides any physical attributes that either of them have that I would ever find attractive...
Television doesn't get THAT in depth a look at peoples lives, this I understand, and realise that perhaps they're not quite as dumb as the show would have us believe.
However, if indeed this is true, the fact that they both happily portray themselves as completely brainless would be as offensive to me as their ever-present idiocy is.
Sexually?
Both of them have "damaged goods" written allover them...as for actually FUCKING either of them, all I can say is that when I think of this, I get the mental image of a hotdog being thrown down a WIDE hallway, a thought I don't find particularly appealing.
PS - Deftones...did you notice that it looks like the guy in the pic you posted had an arm transplant?:D What the fuck's up with THAT?!?
dantehorrorfan
11-03-2004, 08:19 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
And even more lol... WTF??!!!! i bet that big gay fucking vagina can get away with this shit to well if i sawe nick in the street id beat his ass down so bad his mamma would bitch slap him for being so damn ugly.....gay ass back street boy.....and by the way id fuck paris but the id burry her in the back yard to get rid of any evidence.........
ShankS
11-03-2004, 11:36 PM
you dont look at the mantlepiece when you poke the fire.....
:D
dantehorrorfan
11-03-2004, 11:38 PM
Originally posted by ShankS
you dont look at the mantlepiece when you poke the fire.....
:D ..........:D :p