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chaplain
11-01-2004, 08:38 PM
I am Horace-Pinker.Sistinas has been Horace-Pinker all along.No, I am not a female, I am a 27 year old dude!LMFAO!!!!!!!Flame all you want but my wife and I have sat around posting together on this sight for months, laughing at all the bullshit.I really wanted to hit 5,000 posts before i posted this, but oh well.Good times, suckers!
HAHA.
i remember horace posted those great pictures of
.. ill stop there.
*wonders*
HEYYY
a while ago didnt u post those pics of urself where u had written 'necro' on ur face with lipshtick???
or was that a fake too??? and how about that pic of the chck with the black mullet and lip piercing? I WANT TO NKOW
Hate_Breeder
11-01-2004, 08:40 PM
Well this explains calling me hot..........
Damn why always the guys? :p
FairyKorpes
11-01-2004, 08:41 PM
Who?
*crickets*
Haphazard
11-01-2004, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by chaplain
I am Horace-Pinker.Sistinas has been Horace-Pinker all along.No, I am not a female, I am a 27 year old dude!LMFAO!!!!!!!Flame all you want but my wife and I have sat around posting together on this sight for months, laughing at all the bullshit.I really wanted to hit 5,000 posts before i posted this, but oh well.Good times, suckers!
Damn...I was wondering why you weilded such a big cock!
*clenches fists in anger* Argghh, I should've known! :mad:
DraculaInDallas
11-01-2004, 08:53 PM
Well in that case......forget about finding that scanner to post a picture!!!!!!!!! LMFAO :D
kpropain
11-01-2004, 08:53 PM
:eek:
FairyKorpes
11-01-2004, 08:53 PM
Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
Well in that case......forget about finding that scanner to post a picture!!!!!!!!! LMFAO :D
Lmao ya eh...now it all makes sense.
chaplain
11-01-2004, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by Catscratch
Hey horace, OPEN UP!!!!!
I already flossed today.
dantehorrorfan
11-01-2004, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by Catscratch
Hey horace, OPEN UP!!!!! damn it put that thing away!!!!by the way thats fucked up
FairyKorpes
11-01-2004, 08:56 PM
^ dude needs a bic, like big time. Maybe even 12:(
chaplain
11-01-2004, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by gren
HEYYY
a while ago didnt u post those pics of urself where u had written 'necro' on ur face with lipshtick???
or was that a fake too??? and how about that pic of the chck with the black mullet and lip piercing? I WANT TO NKOW
That was me and it was a magic marker.
Hate_Breeder
11-01-2004, 08:56 PM
Well thats not something ya see every day
dantehorrorfan
11-01-2004, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
^ dude needs a bic, like big time. Maybe even 12:( i cant find any.....:(
Hate_Breeder
11-01-2004, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by chaplain
That was me and it was a magic marker.
So your a hermaphodite? haha
I love ya anyways :)
Haphazard
11-01-2004, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by Catscratch
Hey horace, OPEN UP!!!!!
That's the scariest thing I've seen on this board!!!!
Ummm, can you say "banned?"
http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/PHOTOFILE/AABQ008.jpg
Hate_Breeder
11-01-2004, 08:59 PM
Darn that MD and his Penisy ways! *shakes finger*
chaplain
11-01-2004, 09:00 PM
BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL, if it makes you feel any better HB, the wife thinks you are a cute little kid.
Hate_Breeder
11-01-2004, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by chaplain
BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL, if it makes you feel any better HB, the wife thinks you are a cute little kid.
So wait.....*arnold impression rising..*
ok. who likes Danzig. And who do we talk to the most?
evil_blonde
11-01-2004, 09:07 PM
MD *shakes head*
hehehe....
*hides grin..*
Originally posted by evil_blonde
*hides grin..*
ditto.
Hate_Breeder
11-01-2004, 09:10 PM
Originally posted by evil_blonde
*hides grin..*
hehe ditto! i mean hehe
:p
wufong
11-01-2004, 09:11 PM
Originally posted by chaplain
I already flossed today.
lofl
Iniquity
11-01-2004, 09:18 PM
Impressive package for a toddler MD. well a hairy toddler, I can certainly see why the linens like ya.
Hate_Breeder
11-01-2004, 09:20 PM
Originally posted by Iniquity
Impressive package for a toddler MD. well a hairy toddler, I can certainly see why the linens like ya.
Jes'.....Jes' Chriest!
Iniquity
11-01-2004, 09:25 PM
Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Jes'.....Jes' Chriest!
lol
and Im guessing alcohol will be the blame for tonites exhibit as well. *mental note for anyone visiting MD: if he still has the internet and anyone visits him, for the love of god bring your own damn towels*
FairyKorpes
11-01-2004, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by Iniquity
lol
and Im guessing alcohol will be the blame for tonites exhibit as well. *mental note for anyone visiting MD: if he still has the internet and anyone visits him, for the love of god bring your own damn towels*
Lmfao
Hate_Breeder
11-01-2004, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by Iniquity
lol
and Im guessing alcohol will be the blame for tonites exhibit as well. *mental note for anyone visiting MD: if he still has the internet and anyone visits him, for the love of god bring your own damn towels*
And dont touch the mouse! If its the last thing you do.....DONT TOUCH THE MOUSE!
Iniquity
11-01-2004, 09:34 PM
fuck....
I forgot all about the mouse..... probably all gummed up n shit, hair all over the desk ewwwwwwwwwwwww.
MD two words for ya : Keyboard Condom!
Catscratch
11-01-2004, 09:36 PM
No alcohol, If I'm gonna get banned, I'll get banned on my own Goddamned terms!!!! And anyone that wants to comment on size, thats fine. Wasnt meant for you. Was meant for the cock licks that did what they did for no reason. Never claimed to be endowed. But not ashamed of what I got.
So FUCK YOU!!!!!!
FairyKorpes
11-01-2004, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by Iniquity
fuck....
I forgot all about the mouse..... probably all gummed up n shit, hair all over the desk ewwwwwwwwwwwww.
MD two words for ya : Keyboard Condom!
OMFG your on a roll
FairyKorpes
11-01-2004, 09:39 PM
Originally posted by Catscratch
No alcohol, If I'm gonna get banned, I'll get banned on my own Goddamned terms!!!! And anyone that wants to comment on size, thats fine. Wasnt meant for you. Was meant for the cock licks that did what they did for no reason. Never claimed to be endowed. But not ashamed of what I got.
So FUCK YOU!!!!!!
Holy fuck. Why post your own cock why not just put any cock up, samething. Gawd if you dont want people to comment don't put it out for them to see lmao
Iniquity
11-01-2004, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by Catscratch
No alcohol, If I'm gonna get banned, I'll get banned on my own Goddamned terms!!!! And anyone that wants to comment on size, thats fine. Wasnt meant for you. Was meant for the cock licks that did what they did for no reason. Never claimed to be endowed. But not ashamed of what I got.
So FUCK YOU!!!!!!
Dude.... Ashamed? There isnt even a word for what you are doing right now. You are flaming yourself. And worse thing is you are using your own thumb, err um sorry that was your winky, to do it. ya coulda at least rubbed it out a bit, photoshop, something. And how was it not meant for US? its on our damn screens staring us in the face like a cold shivering earth worm, begging someone to hide it before the birds rip it in half.
DraculaInDallas
11-01-2004, 09:52 PM
Originally posted by Iniquity
Dude.... Ashamed? There isnt even a word for what you are doing right now. You are flaming yourself. And worse thing is you are using your own thumb, err um sorry that was your winky, to do it. ya coulda at least rubbed it out a bit, photoshop, something. And how was it not meant for US? its on our damn screens staring us in the face like a cold shivering earth worm, begging someone to hide it before the birds rip it in half.
LMFAO!!!
Haphazard
11-01-2004, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
LMFAO!!!
Drac! Clean out your PM inbox.
FairyKorpes
11-01-2004, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by Iniquity
And how was it not meant for US? its on our damn screens staring us in the face like a cold shivering earth worm, begging someone to hide it before the birds rip it in half.
OMG i think i love you.
Can you be my butt sex god?
Catscratch
11-01-2004, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by Iniquity
Dude.... Ashamed? There isnt even a word for what you are doing right now. You are flaming yourself. And worse thing is you are using your own thumb, err um sorry that was your winky, to do it. ya coulda at least rubbed it out a bit, photoshop, something. And how was it not meant for US? its on our damn screens staring us in the face like a cold shivering earth worm, begging someone to hide it before the birds rip it in half.
I dont see anyone else trying to hard to secure our rights in a GENERAL FORUM: Talk about ANYTHING here..... part of the site. All I see is a bunch of ass kissing, dick sucking, wanna be modirator assholes. Everybody get a grip and just let the members have some fun for a fuccking change. If you wanna talk HORROR films and the likes, there's plenty of other threads that have more to do with horror. If ya dont like the GENERAL Forum, then dont browse it, post in it, or reply in it. And until the description reads anything but "Talk about ANYTHING here" I'll do what ever I like in it. Change the description and I'll do what it says. And as far as your comments on my member, who gives a fuck what you think. Size NEVER counts. How long can any of you "guys" or "gals" go in the sack? I can fucking hold my own. Never had a problem with it before, wont have a problem in the future.
Iniquity
11-01-2004, 10:33 PM
Originally posted by Catscratch
I dont see anyone else trying to hard to secure our rights in a GENERAL FORUM: Talk about ANYTHING here..... part of the site. All I see is a bunch of ass kissing, dick sucking, wanna be modirator assholes. Everybody get a grip and just let the members have some fun for a fuccking change. If you wanna talk HORROR films and the likes, there's plenty of other threads that have more to do with horror. If ya dont like the GENERAL Forum, then dont browse it, post in it, or reply in it. And until the description reads anything but "Talk about ANYTHING here" I'll do what ever I like in it. Change the description and I'll do what it says. And as far as your comments on my member, who gives a fuck what you think. Size NEVER counts. How long can any of you "guys" or "gals" go in the sack? I can fucking hold my own. Never had a problem with it before, wont have a problem in the future.
Look slick, if anything you are ensuring that our rights will most certainly be censored. Its petty shit like this , yes your cock, or whats left of it. sheesh you must jack off like a lifer in prison to wear it down like that... anyhow.... its petty shit like your little tantrum that will certainly impact how the general forum will end up. Ive not ever pretended to be anything more than a self righteous, sadistic mindfucking prick, and you know what? long after your viagra wears off Ima be the same. as for getting a grip? looks like youve gripped enough for the night, now go wash your damn hands, head to church for a confession. "Forgive me father for I have sinned. Ive shown my willy to many people, young and old. I corrupted many a young lady by making her think that a penis is an ugly thing. and Ive embelished my sexual appetite."
After your little confessional, make a left at the end of the block and check into the NAADTMF. In case you are unfamiliar with the group. Its the National Add A Dick To Me Foundation. Sign up for the "Im hung like an aneorexic chipmunk" group and get those damn demons out.
*crossing my fingers and praying you dont ever get a job in food service.*
dammit, see what youve gone and done? you made an athiest pray. what the fuck is up with that.
FairyKorpes
11-01-2004, 10:39 PM
Originally posted by Catscratch
I dont see anyone else trying to hard to secure our rights in a GENERAL FORUM: Talk about ANYTHING here..... part of the site. All I see is a bunch of ass kissing, dick sucking, wanna be modirator assholes. Everybody get a grip and just let the members have some fun for a fuccking change. If you wanna talk HORROR films and the likes, there's plenty of other threads that have more to do with horror. If ya dont like the GENERAL Forum, then dont browse it, post in it, or reply in it. And until the description reads anything but "Talk about ANYTHING here" I'll do what ever I like in it. Change the description and I'll do what it says. And as far as your comments on my member, who gives a fuck what you think. Size NEVER counts. How long can any of you "guys" or "gals" go in the sack? I can fucking hold my own. Never had a problem with it before, wont have a problem in the future.
Only guys with small dicks say size doesnt count, and your proof of that. Isn't all of this taking away from your wack session with a Jr. Miss JC Penny catalogue?
DraculaInDallas
11-01-2004, 10:44 PM
Originally posted by Iniquity
Look slick, if anything you are ensuring that our rights will most certainly be censored. Its petty shit like this , yes your cock, or whats left of it. sheesh you must jack off like a lifer in prison to wear it down like that... anyhow.... its petty shit like your little tantrum that will certainly impact how the general forum will end up. Ive not ever pretended to be anything more than a self righteous, sadistic mindfucking prick, and you know what? long after your viagra wears off Ima be the same. as for getting a grip? looks like youve gripped enough for the night, now go wash your damn hands, head to church for a confession. "Forgive me father for I have sinned. Ive shown my willy to many people, young and old. I corrupted many a young lady by making her think that a penis is an ugly thing. and Ive embelished my sexual appetite."
After your little confessional, make a left at the end of the block and check into the NAADTMF. In case you are unfamiliar with the group. Its the National Add A Dick To Me Foundation. Sign up for the "Im hung like an aneorexic chipmunk" group and get those damn demons out.
*crossing my fingers and praying you dont ever get a job in food service.*
dammit, see what youve gone and done? you made an athiest pray. what the fuck is up with that.
I'm fucking dieing here....you guys are killing me!!!!! LMFAO!!! :D
I'll bet there aint this many laughs at comedy.com!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
bwind22
11-01-2004, 11:26 PM
Well, MonsterDad hanging on to his boner like it was trying to get away from him was just about the very last thing on my list of things I wanted to see today.
Thankfully, this Iniquity dude (Who I haven't really encountered yet, but am starting to like already) pretty much summed up what I was going to say. MD, there's fucking kids on here! WTF?!? Would you want your 13 year old daughter going on to a movie website and finding a picture of some old pervert stroking his dick in the general forum? I doubt it. And just because it's called the gerneral forum, and it says we can talk about anything, does not mean we WANT to talk about anything relating to your dick, so why don't you throw your little washcloth back on there and go tuck your kids in for bed. :rolleyes: Fuckin' perv...
dantehorrorfan
11-01-2004, 11:29 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by bwind22
[B]Well, MonsterDad hanging on to his boner like it was trying to get away from him was just about the very last thing on my list of things I wanted to see today.
Thankfully, this Iniquity dude (Who I haven't really encountered yet, but am starting to like already) pretty much summed up what I was going to say. MD, there's fucking kids on here! WTF?!? Would you want your 13 year old daughter going on to a movie website and finding a picture of some old pervert stroking his dick in the general forum? I doubt it. And just b
dantehorrorfan
11-01-2004, 11:34 PM
Originally posted by dantehorrorfan
[QUOTE]Originally posted by bwind22
[B]Well, MonsterDad hanging on to his boner like it was trying to get away from him was just about the very last thing on my list of things I wanted to see today.
Thankfully, this Iniquity dude (Who I haven't really encountered yet, but am starting to like already) pretty much summed up what I was going to say. MD, there's fucking kids on here! WTF?!? Would you want your 13 year old daughter going on to a movie website and finding a picture of some old pervert stroking his dick in the general forum? I doubt it. And just b what i meant say was Agreed. Fucking gross man and a word to cat NOBODY wants to see your dick so keep it to yourslef and only yourself
ShankS
11-01-2004, 11:43 PM
Originally posted by chaplain
I am Horace-Pinker.Sistinas has been Horace-Pinker all along.No, I am not a female, I am a 27 year old dude!LMFAO!!!!!!!Flame all you want but my wife and I have sat around posting together on this sight for months, laughing at all the bullshit.I really wanted to hit 5,000 posts before i posted this, but oh well.Good times, suckers!
lol
but I think you shouldnt have posted the fuckin dick pic....nasty shit
bloodrayne
11-02-2004, 02:26 AM
Originally posted by bwind22
this Iniquity dude (Who I haven't really encountered yet, Actually, Bwind...Yes, you HAVE encountered "this Iniquity dude" before;)...
chaplain
11-02-2004, 04:29 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
lol
but I think you shouldnt have posted the fuckin dick pic....nasty shit
That I will not take credit for.I'm sure an IP check will prove my innocence on that one.
EXTR3MIST
11-02-2004, 04:35 AM
Is that shit on the end of it?
bloodrayne
11-02-2004, 04:36 AM
Aww...Sistinas is married...There goes THAT fantasy...*sigh*...
OH...But, wait a minute!.....Sistinas is a COUPLE........*Forming NEW fantasy now*...lol
:D
Well seeing that this is the confessional..............I am really S F F
bloodrayne
11-02-2004, 06:05 AM
Originally posted by newb
Well seeing that this is the confessional..............I am really S F F LMAO................Puhleeeeeeze :rolleyes: :D :D :D
Ginger<3
11-02-2004, 06:06 AM
whoa the drama .... can someone give me a cliff note version of this thread.
OK....I'm not.Just fucking with ya.
ShankS
11-02-2004, 06:09 AM
Originally posted by Ginger<3
whoa the drama .... can someone give me a cliff note version of this thread.
people got banned.....someone disclosed who they really were... then a dick got full frontal.
Originally posted by ShankS
people got banned.....someone disclosed who they really were... then a dick got full frontal.
I'm telling ya....this place is addictive. I didn't get to bed until after midnight and here I am back on when I should be working.
*looks around for the boss*
Ginger<3
11-02-2004, 06:16 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
people got banned.....someone disclosed who they really were... then a dick got full frontal.
i knew the banned part, i was one of them, but i'm sad i missed the rest. sounds like it was exciting.
FairyKorpes
11-02-2004, 06:23 AM
Whoever this Iniquity person is, did an awesome job pertaining to MD. I don't know who it is and it doesn't matter. I almost pissed my spleen laughing at his trash talk.
Ginger<3
11-02-2004, 06:40 AM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
I almost pissed my spleen
OUCH is all i have to say.
Originally posted by Ginger<3
i knew the banned part, i was one of them, but i'm sad i missed the rest. sounds like it was exciting.
no.. no it wasnt. well, it was... mildly :)
Preacher
11-02-2004, 07:44 AM
Well pretty much assumed Sistinas was a bloke since I joined here. Due to his/her foul mouth.
Well you had these people fooled. Congratulations for wasting your time doing that. Perhaps now you can go out and get some fresh air or somethin.
Ash x
Originally posted by Preacher
Well pretty much assumed Sistinas was a bloke since I joined here. Due to his/her foul mouth.
HEY.. i have an incredibly foul mouth so do u tihnk im a man??
GorePhobia
11-02-2004, 10:13 AM
well since this is confession i have a confession...........
i never had polio.....you guys prolly hate me now....i dont know why i fucked up and said that....it was really wrong....and I strongly apologize......thanks to all of you who were worried about me.....I am extremely sorry....but I needed to get it out.....im sorry....
if you hate me let me know
Jon
chaplain
11-02-2004, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by GorePhobia
well since this is confession i have a confession...........
i never had polio.....you guys prolly hate me now....i dont know why i fucked up and said that....it was really wrong....and I strongly apologize......thanks to all of you who were worried about me.....I am extremely sorry....but I needed to get it out.....im sorry....
if you hate me let me know
Jon
Shit, are you serious?I think your cool, shit happens.I never really meant to be taken as a girl, but a few people assumed(probably due to the feminine sounding name) and i ran with it.Then, before I knew it I was posting like a mofo and was kinda stuck with it.Preacher is right, I definately thought my foul mouth was gunna give me away.
massacre man
11-02-2004, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by chaplain
I am Horace-Pinker.Sistinas has been Horace-Pinker all along.No, I am not a female, I am a 27 year old dude!LMFAO!!!!!!!Flame all you want but my wife and I have sat around posting together on this sight for months, laughing at all the bullshit.I really wanted to hit 5,000 posts before i posted this, but oh well.Good times, suckers! why didn't you tell me that before we played monopoly
massacre man
11-02-2004, 02:50 PM
i became suspicious after that dancing woman avatar
allmykids
11-02-2004, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by chaplain
Shit, are you serious?I think your cool, shit happens.I never really meant to be taken as a girl, but a few people assumed(probably due to the feminine sounding name) and i ran with it.Then, before I knew it I was posting like a mofo and was kinda stuck with it.Preacher is right, I definately thought my foul mouth was gunna give me away.
I had no Idea you where a guy!! Wierd!! But I still like you!!
Iniquity
11-02-2004, 04:03 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
i became suspicious after that dancing woman avatar
hmmmm is now suspicious that mm could possibly be the Target dog in disguise......
damn and I might just be a bloody handprint
massacre man
11-02-2004, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by Iniquity
hmmmm is now suspicious that mm could possibly be the Target dog in disguise......
damn and I might just be a bloody handprint it's pete the pup from little rascals
Iniquity
11-02-2004, 04:09 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
it's pete the pup from little rascals
unfortunately Im old enough to remember those shows.
FairyKorpes
11-02-2004, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by Iniquity
unfortunately Im old enough to remember those shows.
Really? I thought you were younger then me lol
Iniquity
11-02-2004, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Really? I thought you were younger then me lol
*grinz* I said I remembered them lol I didnt say anything about being around before they became reruns. ;)
massacre man
11-02-2004, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by Iniquity
unfortunately Im old enough to remember those shows. why is that bad?
Iniquity
11-02-2004, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
why is that bad?
for me? nah, I know Im old....
bloodrayne
11-02-2004, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by Iniquity
for me? nah, I know Im old.... With age comes experience ;)
kpropain
11-02-2004, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
With age comes experience ;)
I'm kinda old lol...:p
Codeine Coma
11-03-2004, 05:27 AM
I am Horace-Pinker.Sistinas has been Horace-Pinker all along.No, I am not a female, I am a 27 year old dude!LMFAO!!!!!!!Flame all you want but my wife and I have sat around posting together on this sight for months, laughing at all the bullshit.I really wanted to hit 5,000 posts before i posted this, but oh well.Good times, suckers!
So you were/are Trolling this site?
http://www.knoxgothic.com/forum/images/smiles/rofl%5B1%5D.gif
That's too damned funny! http://www.knoxgothic.com/forum/images/smiles/roofle%5B1%5D.gif
chaplain
11-03-2004, 05:29 AM
Originally posted by Codeine Coma
So you were/are Trolling this site?
http://www.knoxgothic.com/forum/images/smiles/rofl%5B1%5D.gif
That's too damned funny! http://www.knoxgothic.com/forum/images/smiles/roofle%5B1%5D.gif
Whats with the red x in all your posts?
Codeine Coma
11-03-2004, 05:32 AM
Whats with the red x in all your posts?
Those should be smilies. They show up fine on my comp.
Codeine Coma
11-03-2004, 05:35 AM
Chaplain....BTW, How long did you troll here?
chaplain
11-03-2004, 05:40 AM
Originally posted by Codeine Coma
Chaplain....BTW, How long did you troll here?
I didn't, I've been posting the whole time.My comp is fucked up, now the smilies are showing up.
GorePhobia
11-03-2004, 08:27 AM
im guessing no one cares about me lying.....:)
chaplain
11-03-2004, 08:30 AM
Originally posted by GorePhobia
im guessing no one cares about me lying.....:)
I guess not!;)
GorePhobia
11-03-2004, 08:32 AM
AWWWWSOME
chaplain
11-03-2004, 08:34 AM
Originally posted by GorePhobia
AWWWWSOME
LOL!:D
Ginger<3
11-03-2004, 08:50 AM
who lied and about what? chaplain is a guy? :confused:
FairyKorpes
11-03-2004, 08:59 AM
Originally posted by Ginger<3
who lied and about what? chaplain is a guy? :confused:
Gore lied about having polio and Chaplain is Sistinas who is really a dude.
chaplain
11-03-2004, 09:00 AM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Gore lied about having polio and Chaplain is Sistinas who is really a dude.
Nice summary!;)
FairyKorpes
11-03-2004, 09:03 AM
Originally posted by chaplain
Nice summary!;)
Lol hey no prob.
We should make this the offical confession thread. Free yourself here ya know lol
dantehorrorfan
11-03-2004, 09:09 AM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Lol hey no prob.
We should make this the offical confession thread. Free yourself here ya know lol ..............:D
GorePhobia
11-03-2004, 09:09 AM
yes this should deff be the acuall confession thread......god will forgive you here
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Lol hey no prob.
We should make this the offical confession thread. Free yourself here ya know lol
Sometimes I like to dress up like a blue dog and shit on my neighbors lawn.
http://www.funfolly.com/g/mascots/c25420ud.jpg
Ginger<3
11-03-2004, 09:13 AM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Lol hey no prob.
We should make this the offical confession thread. Free yourself here ya know lol
forgive me father for i haved sinned ........ a lot :p
chaplain
11-03-2004, 09:13 AM
Originally posted by newb
Sometimes I like to dress up like a blue dog and shit on my neighbors lawn.
http://www.funfolly.com/g/mascots/c25420ud.jpg
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I never thought to dress up in a dog suit when I did it!
GorePhobia
11-03-2004, 09:14 AM
i dressed up as elmo for my nephews 1st bday party
FairyKorpes
11-03-2004, 09:14 AM
I watch bad porn with ugly coochies:mad:
chaplain
11-03-2004, 09:15 AM
I am a compulsive masterbater.
ShankS
11-03-2004, 09:16 AM
spose I may aswell come clean....
I'm really a 31 year old lesbian from Kazakstan, I've never drank a drop of alcohol in my life, except through the breastmilk of my alcoholic mother, when I was a baby. I've got one ass cheek that is fatter than the other one, cos my 'now ex' husband used to slap me on the butt when he was riding me.... he's dead after getting blown up in a mine field searching for truffles.
Ginger<3
11-03-2004, 09:19 AM
Originally posted by chaplain
I am a compulsive masterbater.
that's not a sin. :p
dantehorrorfan
11-03-2004, 09:21 AM
my confession.........i had a crush on sistanas intilli found out she was a guy........nice job sis!!!!!!!!!!:mad:
chaplain
11-03-2004, 09:22 AM
Originally posted by Ginger<3
that's not a sin. :p
Well fuckin' A, I'm gunna do it again then!
chaplain
11-03-2004, 09:23 AM
Originally posted by dantehorrorfan
my confession.........i had a crush on sistanas intilli found out she was a guy........nice job sis!!!!!!!!!!:mad:
I've got a sister, I'll tell her to join and lay the lovin on ya!:D
Ginger<3
11-03-2004, 09:23 AM
Originally posted by chaplain
Well fuckin' A, I'm gunna do it again then!
there you go!!!!
dantehorrorfan
11-03-2004, 09:24 AM
Originally posted by chaplain
I've got a sister. :eek: ........hook me up then!!!!!!!:D
GorePhobia
11-03-2004, 09:26 AM
my other confession is that i have a crush on Ginger
chaplain
11-03-2004, 09:29 AM
Okay fuckers, this is not the dating Game thread!:p
GorePhobia
11-03-2004, 09:30 AM
it can be a confessional and a PIMP room all in one
dantehorrorfan
11-03-2004, 09:30 AM
Originally posted by GorePhobia
my other confession is that i have a crush on Ginger me too......but she already knows this:D :p
GorePhobia
11-03-2004, 09:30 AM
yeah but I didnt....and your not having her she is MINE ALL MINE MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
chaplain
11-03-2004, 09:32 AM
Originally posted by dantehorrorfan
me too......but she already knows this:D :p
Your just horny for all the ladies, aren't ya!
ShankS
11-03-2004, 09:33 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
spose I may aswell come clean....
I'm really a 31 year old lesbian from Kazakstan, I've never drank a drop of alcohol in my life, except through the breastmilk of my alcoholic mother, when I was a baby. I've got one ass cheek that is fatter than the other one, cos my 'now ex' husband used to slap me on the butt when he was riding me.... he's dead after getting blown up in a mine field searching for truffles.
dantehorrorfan
11-03-2004, 09:34 AM
Originally posted by chaplain
Your just horny for all the ladies, aren't ya! u know it!!!!!:D :p
GorePhobia
11-03-2004, 09:38 AM
yes i have to say i am
ShankS
11-03-2004, 09:39 AM
has anyone read my confession... do I get forgiveness? or you tellin me you dont give a flyin fuck?!?!
GorePhobia
11-03-2004, 09:39 AM
yes your forgiven
ShankS
11-03-2004, 09:41 AM
Originally posted by GorePhobia
yes your forgiven
so who wants to be my lesbian bitch?
GorePhobia
11-03-2004, 09:42 AM
if i was a women i would say me
dantehorrorfan
11-03-2004, 09:42 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
so who wants to be my lesbian bitch? LMFAO!!!!!!:D
ShankS
11-03-2004, 09:44 AM
Originally posted by dantehorrorfan
LMFAO!!!!!!:D
it's not funny.... I have sensitive issues about my fat butt cheek.
chaplain
11-03-2004, 09:44 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
so who wants to be my lesbian bitch?
HighPriestWise
dantehorrorfan
11-03-2004, 09:45 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
it's not funny.... I have sensitive issues about my fat butt cheek. i sorry..........:D
BIG MEAT EATER
11-03-2004, 09:47 AM
:eek:
allmykids
11-03-2004, 10:06 AM
Originally posted by chaplain
HighPriestWise
GROSS!!!
ShankS
11-03-2004, 10:17 AM
Originally posted by chaplain
HighPriestWise
hpw wouldnt know how to handle me.....
zwoti
11-03-2004, 10:17 AM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
I watch bad porn with ugly coochies:mad:
:p
urgeok
11-03-2004, 10:18 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
hpw wouldnt know how to handle me.....
with very thick sterile gloves i hope !
zwoti
11-03-2004, 10:19 AM
Originally posted by GorePhobia
it can be a confessional and a PIMP room all in one
someone call
ShankS
11-03-2004, 10:20 AM
Originally posted by zwoti
someone call
hahahah what a dork
ShankS
11-03-2004, 10:21 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
with very thick sterile gloves i hope !
you saying I'm dirty, or need protecting from his germs?
urgeok
11-03-2004, 10:23 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
you saying I'm dirty, or need protecting from his germs?
if thats you in either of your avatars ... i'd say you're REALLY frigging dirty :)
ShankS
11-03-2004, 10:24 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
if thats you in either of your avatars ... i'd say you're REALLY frigging dirty :)
rofl... I can change it to a real one if you like??
urgeok
11-03-2004, 10:25 AM
are you gonna promise the real one is more presentable ? :)
zwoti
11-03-2004, 10:26 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
rofl... I can change it to a real one if you like??
urgeok
11-03-2004, 10:28 AM
i'm sure there is a story behind that picture
i never ever ever want to hear it ...
ShankS
11-03-2004, 10:28 AM
Originally posted by zwoti
you been browisng them fetish porn sites again??
urgeok
11-03-2004, 10:28 AM
but the first thing that popped into my mind was .... thats Shanks !! hahahahaha
FairyKorpes
11-03-2004, 03:29 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
but the first thing that popped into my mind was .... thats Shanks !! hahahahaha
Hope that wsa the only thing that popped up when you saw the pic;)
allmykids
11-03-2004, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
but the first thing that popped into my mind was .... thats Shanks !! hahahahaha
Where??
chaplain
11-03-2004, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Hope that wsa the only thing that popped up when you saw the pic;)
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
allmykids
11-03-2004, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by chaplain
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMFAO at YOU LYFAO!!! :D :D
allmykids
11-03-2004, 03:39 PM
I'm Bored, Can you tell?? I just bought C.H.U.D. So I guess I will go Watch it!!
Haphazard
11-03-2004, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by newb
Sometimes I like to dress up like a blue dog and shit on my neighbors lawn.
http://www.funfolly.com/g/mascots/c25420ud.jpg
HAHAHAHAH! I'm sorry...I know I'm like 5 pages behind on this thread, but this is just soooo fucking funny!!!!!!
LMAO!!!!! :D
allmykids
11-03-2004, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by Haphazard
HAHAHAHAH! I'm sorry...I know I'm like 5 pages behind on this thread, but this is just soooo fucking funny!!!!!!
LMAO!!!!! :D That is funny!!
GorePhobia
11-03-2004, 04:28 PM
i hope nothing else is "popping" up anytime soon....
ShankS
11-03-2004, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by GorePhobia
i hope nothing else is "popping" up anytime soon....
depends on how turned on they get..
GorePhobia
11-03-2004, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by ShankS
depends on how turned on they get..
hopefully not too turned on :)
bloodrayne
11-03-2004, 05:18 PM
Originally posted by ShankS
rofl... I can change it to a real one if you like?? Actually...I've been waiting a LONG time for that...Where the hell IS your picture?!
ShankS
11-03-2004, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Actually...I've been waiting a LONG time for that...Where the hell IS your picture?!
all In good time :D
Bassils arrived, to give us his views of the recent elections.
arnt I being annoying lol :D ;)
bloodrayne
11-03-2004, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by ShankS
all In good time :D
Bassils arrived, to give us his views of the recent elections.
arnt I being annoying lol :D ;) Well...NOW is a "good time" :)
ShankS
11-04-2004, 02:02 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Well...NOW is a "good time" :)
ok I'll have to find my digi cam and manual :D
Originally posted by ShankS
Bassils arrived, to give us his views of the recent elections.
John Cleese is the funniest man in the world. Its true.
MichaelMyers
11-04-2004, 05:25 AM
How bout that.
FairyKorpes
11-04-2004, 06:36 AM
Originally posted by newb
John Cleese is the funniest man in the world. Its true.
My favorite of Faulty Towers was at the begining when the name of the inn was changed i.e) Faulty Twats :p :p
urgeok
11-04-2004, 06:50 AM
would you care for drinks before the war ?
Can i take your orders ? ORDERS THAT MUST BE OBEYED AT All times !!!
ShankS
11-04-2004, 06:53 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
would you care for drinks before the war ?
Can i take your orders ? ORDERS THAT MUST BE OBEYED AT All times !!!
classic line.. :D
Originally posted by ShankS
classic line.. :D
SHANKS I NEED UR HELP
i was searchign all over for it. whats that thing u said again about turning a BMP into a JPEG????
something something File something transport?
<~realizes this could be done in PM but needs to up post count, cuz im cool like that :D
GorePhobia
11-04-2004, 10:54 AM
those movies were funny as shit....lol....and its ok fluff post away :)
Sedated_replica
11-04-2004, 09:53 PM
Originally posted by chaplain
I am Horace-Pinker.Sistinas has been Horace-Pinker all along.No, I am not a female, I am a 27 year old dude!LMFAO!!!!!!!Flame all you want but my wife and I have sat around posting together on this sight for months, laughing at all the bullshit.I really wanted to hit 5,000 posts before i posted this, but oh well.Good times, suckers!
Man, your a 27 year old loser. Get a life
ShankS
11-04-2004, 11:06 PM
Originally posted by gren
SHANKS I NEED UR HELP
i was searchign all over for it. whats that thing u said again about turning a BMP into a JPEG????
something something File something transport?
<~realizes this could be done in PM but needs to up post count, cuz im cool like that :D
file > export > jpeg optimizer > then adjust the settings to alter quality and file size etc
:)
:D :D i will never ask again
ShankS
11-04-2004, 11:39 PM
Originally posted by gren
:D :D i will never ask again
it was never a problem ;)
Originally posted by ShankS
it was never a problem ;)
oh yes it was. i was wonering earlier, searching for the post from before.. u werent online!!!
wufong
11-05-2004, 12:13 AM
Originally posted by chaplain
I am Horace-Pinker.Sistinas has been Horace-Pinker all along.No, I am not a female, I am a 27 year old dude!LMFAO!!!!!!!Flame all you want but my wife and I have sat around posting together on this sight for months, laughing at all the bullshit.I really wanted to hit 5,000 posts before i posted this, but oh well.Good times, suckers!
ya know what i think would be real funny. if someone re-posted the post where people claimed how hot you seem. and how they would like to see your "sexy" bootie
lol
snort. hahahah aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaahha. they must have been "wtf????? i jacked off over a man?????????????
loflllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Preacher
11-05-2004, 12:21 AM
Originally posted by Sedated_replica
Man, your a 27 year old loser. Get a life
Ha ha. My thoughts exactly.
Ash
ShankS
11-05-2004, 12:53 AM
Originally posted by wufong
ya know what i think would be real funny. if someone re-posted the post where people claimed how hot you seem. and how they would like to see your "sexy" bootie
lol
snort. hahahah aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaahha. they must have been "wtf????? i jacked off over a man?????????????
loflllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
I do remember that ages ago, and I didnt comment on it anyway, but what I'm curious about is, who 'was' that woman in the picture then??
bloodrayne
11-05-2004, 01:19 AM
Whoa..i just giot home..had tio hit the condfessions thread..lol...I have aconfession...I kissed a chick at the club:eek: :eek: :eek: lol...It was pretty fuckin. cool...lol
bloodrayne
11-05-2004, 01:20 AM
OH,...but,...I didnt get drunk pr anything...lol..;) :D :p
bloodrayne
11-05-2004, 01:21 AM
that was sarcasm bytw...lol
bwind22
11-05-2004, 01:23 AM
Hahahaha! Rayne's drunk!
P.S. Was she hot?
bloodrayne
11-05-2004, 01:24 AM
Originally posted by bwind22
Hahahaha! Rayne's drunk!
P.S. Was she hot? OOOH BABY...lol....HEY,...dont fuck with me..Im drunk...lol
bloodrayne
11-05-2004, 01:28 AM
her name was stacy...or tracy...omg..im such a guy...lol
...anyway..then we double teamed this band guy..we goty backstage passes for next friday....lol
bloodrayne
11-05-2004, 01:40 AM
oh wait..that didnt sound right,...i meant...umm..we just bothn kissed him..and we got passes...that was ALL really...no shit
DraculaInDallas
11-05-2004, 01:45 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
oh wait..that didnt sound right,...i meant...umm..we just bothn kissed him..and we got passes...that was ALL really...no shit
LMFAO!!!!!!!!
DraculaInDallas
11-05-2004, 01:48 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Whoa..i just giot home..had tio hit the condfessions thread..lol...I have aconfession...I kissed a chick at the club:eek: :eek: :eek: lol...It was pretty fuckin. cool...lol
LMFAO!!!!!!! You're getting more chicks than most of the guys here!! ;) :D
DraculaInDallas
11-05-2004, 01:50 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Whoa..i just giot home..had tio hit the condfessions thread..lol...I have aconfession...I kissed a chick at the club:eek: :eek: :eek: lol...It was pretty fuckin. cool...lol
So did she slip ya the tongue????????? :p :p :p :p
bloodrayne
11-05-2004, 02:08 AM
Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
So did she slip ya the tongue????????? :p :p :p :p LOL...
YES!......lmao
bloodrayne
11-05-2004, 02:10 AM
Oh...and dont ask anymore questionms cuz Ill probably read this tomorrow and fucxking DIE!!!...lol
yourlastmistake
11-05-2004, 02:13 AM
Originally posted by bwind22
MD, there's fucking kids on here! WTF?!? Would you want your 13 year old daughter going on to a movie website and finding a picture of some old pervert stroking his dick in the general forum? I doubt it. Fuckin' perv... [/B]
Exactly... what bwind said. You fuckin' perv.
zwoti
11-05-2004, 04:08 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Oh...and dont ask anymore questionms cuz Ill probably read this tomorrow and fucxking DIE!!!...lol
where to start.........and before you ask, here it is
http://www.personal.psu.edu/faculty/a/f/afn1/scrc/Airshow_1998/Real_Stop_Sign.jpg
bloodrayne
11-05-2004, 04:24 AM
Originally posted by zwoti
where to start.........and before you ask, here it is
http://www.personal.psu.edu/faculty/a/f/afn1/scrc/Airshow_1998/Real_Stop_Sign.jpg LOL..Thank you, Zwoti...But...I'm sober now ;) :)
chaplain
11-05-2004, 04:34 AM
Originally posted by Preacher
Ha ha. My thoughts exactly.
Ash
Yeah, and you both are winners.:rolleyes:
chaplain
11-05-2004, 04:36 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
I do remember that ages ago, and I didnt comment on it anyway, but what I'm curious about is, who 'was' that woman in the picture then??
I don't think I ever posted a pic, I just let everyone use thier imagination.
bloodrayne
11-05-2004, 04:41 AM
Originally posted by chaplain
I don't think I ever posted a pic, I just let everyone use thier imagination. LOL...I thought you were a lesbian :)
massacre man
11-05-2004, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
LOL...I thought you were a lesbian :) i did too
Originally posted by chaplain
I don't think I ever posted a pic, I just let everyone use thier imagination.
yes u did. itwas a picture of a girl kinda from above view. just her face, very pale skin, black hair almost like a mullet (spikey on top and long in the back). with a lip piercing
:D
chaplain
11-05-2004, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by gren
yes u did. itwas a picture of a girl kinda from above view. just her face, very pale skin, black hair almost like a mullet (spikey on top and long in the back). with a lip piercing
:D
You must have me confused with someone else......:confused:
Originally posted by chaplain
You must have me confused with someone else......:confused:
nope i remember. i remember becuz sistinas postd that picture. then horace pinker came in, postd some pictures of someone else (something aobut someone having too obvious of a password...) and then made a thread posting the 'sistinas' mullet girl picture like 100 times, until horace was banned.
id show u but it was in the post a pic of urself thread.....
chaplain
11-05-2004, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by gren
nope i remember. i remember becuz sistinas postd that picture. then horace pinker came in, postd some pictures of someone else (something aobut someone having too obvious of a password...) and then made a thread posting the 'sistinas' mullet girl picture like 100 times, until horace was banned.
id show u but it was in the post a pic of urself thread.....
Sistinas came a while after Horace was banned, though.
Ginger<3
11-05-2004, 01:36 PM
who's horace?
chaplain
11-05-2004, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by Ginger<3
who's horace?
An asshole.
Ginger<3
11-05-2004, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by chaplain
An asshole.
oh, ok. that explains it. ;)
Originally posted by chaplain
Sistinas came a while after Horace was banned, though.
well i could be mistaken but im pretty sure.. sistinas was around whe horace came by, horace came back a few times...
i think i know how to show u, id post on here but i best not. if u had an email or something id show u.... :D then i think u would remember :D :D
<~evil