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bloodrayne
11-01-2004, 02:48 PM
Man Glued Condom To Himself
A Romanian father-of-five needed medical help after he superglued a condom to his penis.
Nicolae Popovici, 43, told doctors he didn’t want any more children, reports National newspaper. The man, from Topraiser in Constanta County, named only as NP in the paper, already has five children.
He and his wife decided to use contraception but the condom they bought was too big so he stuck it on with glue. After sex, the man realised he couldn’t remove the condom and went to his village’s medical clinic for help. A nurse said: “He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his penis so he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end.”
chaplain
11-01-2004, 02:51 PM
+1
chaplain
11-01-2004, 03:52 PM
+1
chaplain
11-01-2004, 05:40 PM
+1
NirvanaNole
11-02-2004, 12:41 AM
I'm not sure who is dumber, the man that glued a condom to his penis or that jackass that keeps making posts that just say "+1."
dantehorrorfan
11-02-2004, 02:07 AM
stop while your ahead just some advice.....by the way that dude is a jackass for glueing his penis to a condom.....god could he be anymore fucking stuipid?
I,ZOMBIE
11-02-2004, 08:45 AM
too bad we can't take away peoples' right to vote for being too stupid. i bet that idiot is voting for bush... he we could feed the homeless with soylent green. hey... does anyone know if the mentally handicapped can vote? if so, do their caretakers tell them who to vote for??? (i know that isn't hhorror related.)
RavenNevermore
11-02-2004, 07:03 PM
LMAO! Damn, what an idiot...
Heretic_Ideals
11-03-2004, 04:03 PM
well i thought it was a good idea at the time i didnt want to have to support 6 kids!
deftones6
11-03-2004, 04:07 PM
Oh my god. are people really this dumb? Sane persons beware.
bloodrayne
11-03-2004, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by deftones6
Oh my god. are people really this dumb? Sane persons beware. LOL...There aren't any "Sane persons" here, Sweetie;)
deftones6
11-03-2004, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
LOL...There aren't any "Sane persons" here, Sweetie;)
Ohh don't I know it....I was just trying to be nice. damn you you ruined it.:D
The_Return
11-03-2004, 04:43 PM
Now thats what I'd call a dumbfuck
Get it? Dumb FUCK? Ha ha ha ha:D
xI_dork_Ix
11-03-2004, 07:24 PM
hahaha! ok we laughed...can we move on?
I,ZOMBIE
11-03-2004, 08:22 PM
i could understand if it was some stank box, but if it's the wifey... damn, better not need a condom! i mean, maybe i've just been spoiled with a long line of swallowing ladies... or rather 2 for 5 years everyday. with that kung fu grip
oh yeah, and that guy, is too dumb to have a penis. i vote we revoke his penis rights.
xI_dork_Ix
11-04-2004, 06:11 AM
Originally posted by I,ZOMBIE
oh yeah, and that guy, is too dumb to have a penis. i vote we revoke his penis rights.
hahaha, nice....
horror_master
11-04-2004, 10:57 AM
Oh my god, the most stupidist thing I have ever heard of someone doing to them slefs.:rolleyes:
Blade
11-28-2004, 03:50 PM
damn if he had a little surgery then he wouldn't be in that mess now would he? '
you know what i mean?