The Worst Food Horror Story Yet...Condom Found In Muffin...Eww

[bloodrayne]

Condom Found In Muffin

A young Manhattan woman split open her breakfast muffin — and found a condom baked inside.

Theresa VanHorn, a 29-year-old writer at MTV Networks, said she was eating a carrot-nut cream-cheese-topped muffin from her office building's bodega on West 50th Street when she found a piece of latex baked into the crumbly delicacy.

"I ate almost half the muffin before discovering it," VanHorn said. "Then it was like slow motion when I pulled it out — I was screaming."

Since the incident last Tuesday morning, she said she's lost her appetite.

VanHorn called the Health Department to report it, but was told not to bother.

"Go ahead and throw away the evidence," a representative told her over the phone, VanHorn said.

"We won't get to your complaint for days, or maybe weeks."

The representative added that the department routinely gets complaints of foreign objects in food and doesn't have time to deal with them all immediately.

The owner of the bodega — which does not bake or alter the muffins it purchases from Sensible Edibles bakery — said he would stop carrying the bakery's products.

The well-known bakery in Long Island City, Queens, stocks the shelves of nearly 300 upscale local delis and most hotels in the city — including The Plaza, according to David Moarsi, its owner.

Moarsi denied his company was responsible for creating the questionable muffin — despite the muffin's picture and name being listed as a product on his business' Web site.

Sensible Edibles "is wall-to-wall inspected every two months," Moarsi said. "We haven't had one small complaint since 1992," when the bakery opened.

The owner of the bodega, which also receives muffins from another supplier, International Delight, provided inventory records showing the muffin had been supplied by Sensible Edibles.

Two International Delight employees contacted by The Post confirmed that the company does not make cream-cheese-covered muffins.

In the meantime, VanHorn is considering legal action, and Moarsi wants a lab to analyze the muffin — at a cost of nearly $600 — to prove whether or not it came from his bakery.

A city Health Department representative examined it on Thursday, but said the New York state Department of Agriculture and Markets would continue with the investigation.

[xI_dork_Ix]

That's so sick! but my question is...if the muffin was baked...wouldn't the latex melt? Anywho...that would be horrorifying! Nice story! where do you get all these? haha. And them not having time to deal with small complaints...those are what add up the fastest! And bite you in the ass!

[I,ZOMBIE]

blat blat (vomiting). i have done a lot of bad things to food (having been a cook and grime lord for many years), but never anything like a condom! oh man! thats gross, i have served steaks i dropped on the floor, but a condom in the food, that's different than furmunda cheese!!! (if you don't know what furmunda cheese is, ask! you willl be amazed what cooks do to your food!) don't go out to eat at a busy restaurant during a dinner or lunch rush, trusst me!!!

oh yeah, the latex wouldn't melt in the center of a muffin, they get baked at under 400degrees F!

[Sistinas]

Originally posted by I,ZOMBIE
i have done a lot of bad things to food (having been a cook and grime lord for many years)



You are an asshole.

[I,ZOMBIE]

CORRECTION: i was an asshole.

i think ii know someone who is slightly afraid to eat at any chain restaurant now, it's the guy who's eyes i just opened to the faact that you can't trust the indusrty. think about what happens to your food at fast food. i know a lot of fast food workers who have done 10000000times worse than anything i've ever done. at least i never stuck a kids hamurger bun in between my ass cheeks! i wouldn't eat at any restaurant if i were you, that's why i don't eat anything unless i cook it for myself. welll, i don't trust many people anyways, but food, yeah right. how many roman emperors died from poison? ttoo damn many!

[Sistinas]

Originally posted by I,ZOMBIE
CORRECTION: i was an asshole.

i think ii know someone who is slightly afraid to eat at any chain restaurant now, it's the guy who's eyes i just opened to the faact that you can't trust the indusrty. think about what happens to your food at fast food. i know a lot of fast food workers who have done 10000000times worse than anything i've ever done. at least i never stuck a kids hamurger bun in between my ass cheeks! i wouldn't eat at any restaurant if i were you, that's why i don't eat anything unless i cook it for myself. welll, i don't trust many people anyways, but food, yeah right. how many roman emperors died from poison? ttoo damn many!


You aren't opening my eyes to anything, I know it happens and has probably happened to me many times.People who feel the need to do this to food are assholes.Did you think this was some kind of secret?

[I,ZOMBIE]

this conversation is over.
tyler's words coming out of my mouth

[dantehorrorfan]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Condom Found In Muffin

A young Manhattan woman split open her breakfast muffin — and found a condom baked inside.

Theresa VanHorn, a 29-year-old writer at MTV Networks, said she was eating a carrot-nut cream-cheese-topped muffin from her office building's bodega on West 50th Street when she found a piece of latex baked into the crumbly delicacy.

"I ate almost half the muffin before discovering it," VanHorn said. "Then it was like slow motion when I pulled it out — I was screaming."

Since the incident last Tuesday morning, she said she's lost her appetite.

VanHorn called the Health Department to report it, but was told not to bother.

"Go ahead and throw away the evidence," a representative told her over the phone, VanHorn said.

"We won't get to your complaint for days, or maybe weeks."

The representative added that the department routinely gets complaints of foreign objects in food and doesn't have time to deal with them all immediately.

The owner of the bodega — which does not bake or alter the muffins it purchases from Sensible Edibles bakery — said he would stop carrying the bakery's products.

The well-known bakery in Long Island City, Queens, stocks the shelves of nearly 300 upscale local delis and most hotels in the city — including The Plaza, according to David Moarsi, its owner.

Moarsi denied his company was responsible for creating the questionable muffin — despite the muffin's picture and name being listed as a product on his business' Web site.

Sensible Edibles "is wall-to-wall inspected every two months," Moarsi said. "We haven't had one small complaint since 1992," when the bakery opened.

The owner of the bodega, which also receives muffins from another supplier, International Delight, provided inventory records showing the muffin had been supplied by Sensible Edibles.

Two International Delight employees contacted by The Post confirmed that the company does not make cream-cheese-covered muffins.

In the meantime, VanHorn is considering legal action, and Moarsi wants a lab to analyze the muffin — at a cost of nearly $600 — to prove whether or not it came from his bakery.

A city Health Department representative examined it on Thursday, but said the New York state Department of Agriculture and Markets would continue with the investigation. CONDOM does a body good EDIT:thats fucking gross

[Sistinas]

Originally posted by I,ZOMBIE
this conversation is over.
tyler's cock coming out of my mouth

[friday13thfan]

Originally posted by I,ZOMBIE
this conversation is over.
tyler's words coming out of my mouth


QUE!?!?!?!

[xI_dork_Ix]

I use to work in the food industry. Pizza hut. I never personally tampered with some ones food, but you just get so busy you sometimes forget the simplist things, like washing hands etc...
That's why I got out of it. It's not healthy either! you gain tons of weight. haha. I guess that's the consenquence for messing with peoples food eh?

[I,ZOMBIE]

would you kindly fuck off, idiot? yeah, i'm an asshole is that what you wanted to hear? yes i have done bad bad things and i would have continued to do even worse things if i hadn't had something even worse happen to me that almost cost me my life. now i look at life with "new eyes", so maybe you should open yours up fucker. i was a bad person, and you are pushing some bad buttons. i have talked the talk and walked the walk, what the fuck have you done? sat on your ass? held down the cubicle? dreaming of shit i've done. okay, now that i've pissed you off like you have me, i'm sorry and for real this conversation should end. thanks. and you're welcome.

[I,ZOMBIE]

oh yeah, you wanna play games? okay we play games! say hello to my automatic hollowtip friend!http://66.78.36.214/uploaded/2166806.gif

[chaplain]

Originally posted by I,ZOMBIE
would you kindly fuck off, idiot? yeah, i'm an asshole is that what you wanted to hear? yes i have done bad bad things and i would have continued to do even worse things if i hadn't had something even worse happen to me that almost cost me my life. now i look at life with "new eyes", so maybe you should open yours up fucker. i was a bad person, and you are pushing some bad buttons. i have talked the talk and walked the walk, what the fuck have you done? sat on your ass? held down the cubicle? dreaming of shit i've done. okay, now that i've pissed you off like you have me, i'm sorry and for real this conversation should end. thanks. and you're welcome.


Yeah, sorry I haven't held down the minimun wage jobs like you.Sorry I am in college trying to keep from working shitty ass jobs like you!:rolleyes:

[I,ZOMBIE]

did i say anything to you? i owe you no response. glad you're inn school great. what are you studying? i'm in between schools, so what. sorry i'm in the middle of getting into an electrical union, my bad. I guess my job helping the poor means nothing to this money grubbing petty society. no really, i meant no insult to you so why do you try to insult me?

[horror_master]

That very sicking to hear. But I heard worss before, and seen worse off Food Safty films.

[I,ZOMBIE]

Originally posted by horror_master
That very sicking to hear. But I heard worss before, and seen worse off Food Safty films.

yeah, do not eat at a restaurant unless you can see your food prepared. even then, can you trust the fiid factory workers? i knoww people who haaave worked in factories and they've done some shit to some un-nameable food that everyone eats (i.e. bread), and hat bread went to Mc,Donalds, BK, denny's, P&C, Tops, Wegmans, and Wal-mart. there is a good chance the food that everyone eats at one poinnt or another contains, portions of urine, feces, semen, or other fluids etc. so, yes i am an asshole i guess, since i know all this and i don't do anything because it can't be stopped. the fda doesn't care. MC, D's beef is up to 10% worm/insect. the chicken is by far the most abused meat you eat annd most fish you eat restaurants i s bottom feeder puree soaking up all the mercury we dump in our waters (i.e. enjoy cancer soon). the only way around this to eat organic and stop eating pre-prepared food altogether. thinkk about it. who's the real asshole now? we are dispossible income in they eyes of rulers. don't forget it, you are not a beautiful or unique snowflake.