Goddamn Digital Cable!

[Sistinas]

I have digital cable and its really pissing me off.Everytime I want to watch a movie bad the station says its temporarily off the air.:mad: I really wanted to see Slash but this happened and its not the first time!Does this happen to you guys?

[Hate_Breeder]

Never happens to me..........discuss the picture to keep you busy..http://www.brazus.net/nathan/pictures/pineapple.jpg

[urgeok]

thats easily the funniest thing i've seen in a long time :)

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Sistinas
I have digital cable and its really pissing me off.Everytime I want to watch a movie bad the station says its temporarily off the air.:mad: I really wanted to see Slash but this happened and its not the first time!Does this happen to you guys?

yeah, I've never figured this one out either.... they announce that they cant show the film, due to technical difficulties, but are still able to announce they cant, and then show some other crap no one wants to watch.

wtf!! technical difficulty?!?!?! how the fuck are they still able to show anything? As far as I'm concerned, a 'technical difficulty' is something to do with the machinary thats used to broadcast the film......I bet it's really something like the studio dork has gone and lost the film recording? or some spastic has broken the tape or whatever format the film is stored on, or they spilled coffee over the player they use

aint anyone in the studio ever heard of backup copies, and then why the hell can't they broadcast this backup copy on the working equipment they used to show the alternative crap film!?!?

This day 'n age thats just crazy.

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by Sistinas
I have digital cable and its really pissing me off.Everytime I want to watch a movie bad the station says its temporarily off the air.:mad: I really wanted to see Slash but this happened and its not the first time!Does this happen to you guys?

Happens to me all the time. They say i may have a bad signal, i say fuck the signal and fix it!

[Sistinas]

It also happened to me on Return Of The Living Dead, sure I own it, but thats why I pay for cable too!

[Sistinas]

I also pay extra for the Game show Network, but it fucks up for 23 hours out of the day.:mad:

[last bad move]

i have satilite and it seems like everytime i want to watch dsomething bad it cuts out

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by Sistinas
I also pay extra for the Game show Network, but it fucks up for 23 hours out of the day.:mad:

I get Scream, Oldies and Action in my package (kee hee that sounded funny) and i'm lucky they don't fuck up. Oh ya when i get porn it fucks up, lol.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
I get Scream, Oldies and Action in my package (kee hee that sounded funny) and i'm lucky they don't fuck up. Oh ya when i get porn it fucks up, lol.

porns gets scrambled if you dont subscribe.

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
I get Scream, Oldies and Action in my package (kee hee that sounded funny) and i'm lucky they don't fuck up. Oh ya when i get porn it fucks up, lol.

Blah, blah, blah...all I heard was "Action in my package."

;)

[Haphazard]

Anyway, just to add my 2 cents. My fucking digital cable turned the clock back by an hour last weekend, and had my ass in a timewarp!!

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by ShankS
porns gets scrambled if you dont subscribe.

It's called Pay Per View.

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by Haphazard
Blah, blah, blah...all I heard was "Action in my package."

;)

Did you just blah blah blah moi?

[ShankS]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
It's called Pay Per View.

yeah I know, In the Uk they show the tame first five or ten minutes of the porn film, to get you excited and going for that credit card... then they scramble it just as the two blond girls get their knickers off. lol

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Did you just blah blah blah moi?

Aww, it wasn't in a bad way, sweetie. I hang on your every word. But, "action in my package" should get a little more attention...that's all.

[urgeok]

god that reminded me of the scene in american pie 2 where the kid gets caught watching scrambled porn ...
that was damn funny

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by Haphazard
Aww, it wasn't in a bad way, sweetie. I hang on your every word. But, "action in my package" should get a little more attention...that's all.

I'm just busting your testicles lol

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
I'm just busting your testicles lol

Now go get your fucking shinebox

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Now go get your fucking shinebox

http://img98.exs.cx/img98/368/finger.jpg

Opps i ment



http://img98.exs.cx/img98/5025/finger2.jpg

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
http://img98.exs.cx/img98/368/finger.jpg

Opps i ment



http://img98.exs.cx/img98/5025/finger2.jpg

Apparently you didnt get what i was implying here..

I will give you a clue



http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/3453_0019_thumb.jpg

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Apparently you didnt get what i was implying here..

I will give you a clue



http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/3453_0019_thumb.jpg

Omfg and that's like my favorite mob movie. I take my finger back:(

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Omfg and that's like my favorite mob movie. I take my finger back:(

haha no prob. Shouldve put it in quotes though

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
haha no prob. Shouldve put it in quotes though

It wouldn't have helped lol I was brain dead to your witty comment :D

[Arioch]

Ya thats a pretty obvious quote there.....i would have been all over it....but its like my favorite movie ever....

"Im funny how?"

"i thought you said YOU were alright spider"
"I AM alright spider, you're not alright!!"

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by Arioch
Ya thats a pretty obvious quote there.....i would have been all over it....but its like my favorite movie ever....

"Im funny how?"

"i thought you said YOU were alright spider"
"I AM alright spider, you're not alright!!"

Yeah well there is no accounting for my thought process:rolleyes: I feel much better now.

" You know Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little prick. You know that?"

[Arioch]

"you gonna argue with Jimmy Conway? Come on, pay him his money"
"what do i look like some kind of schmuck on wheels, Henry, come on"

*strangling with phone cord, Henry laughing*

"Alright jimmy ill pay"
"Money Today!"
"Alright jimmy alright"
"Today!"
"Today!"

[FairyKorpes]

"I can't believe what I just hear.

Here, Spider, this is for you. I got respect for this kid. He's got alot of fucking balls. Good for you, don't take no shit of nobody. He shoots him in the foot he tells him to go fuck himself.

Tommy, you gonna let him get away with that? You gonna let this fucking punk get away with that? What's the matter? What's the world coming to?"