View Full Version : Best fuckin' soup ever!
Stingy Jack
10-14-2004, 09:19 AM
Lipton Chicken Noodle.
Always been my favorite. Just finished off a bowl, and am pissed because I have no more.
Vodstok
10-14-2004, 09:21 AM
I made a soup last week that beats all others. It was pureed potatoe and roasted garlic, along with potato chuinks and chopped garlic, spinach, and poached chicken. It was amazing. About 12-15 cloves of garlic went into it.
Oh, and in case someone decides to say this wasnt a horror-related topic, i used an evil ladel to portion it out.
Stingy Jack
10-14-2004, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
I made a soup last week that beats all others. It was pureed potatoe and roasted garlic, along with potato chuinks and chopped garlic, spinach, and poached chicken. It was amazing. About 12-15 cloves of garlic went into it.
Oh, and in case someone decides to say this wasnt a horror-related topic, i used an evil ladel to portion it out.
Yes yes ... me too. Evil ladles can be easily summoned with a dash of St. John's Wort into a bowl of virgin blood ...... and a Wal-Mart shopping card.
GorePhobia
10-14-2004, 09:27 AM
i still love old school Ramon soup where u just put the noodles in the water and add the pounder sauce.....GREATEST EVER
Vodstok
10-14-2004, 09:28 AM
You use St John's Wort? Rhino testicle is what i used... St johns wort is probably easier to get... That rhino was pissed.
Stingy Jack
10-14-2004, 09:29 AM
Originally posted by GorePhobia
i still love old school Ramon soup where u just put the noodles in the water and add the pounder sauce.....GREATEST EVER
Ah yes. I lived off Ramen my first year in college. Didn't have a stove in the dorm, so I would put the dry noodle cake in the coffee pot and run plain, hot water into it.
And eat it with an evil spoon, to boot.
Steve_Hutchison
10-14-2004, 09:29 AM
Clam chowder's the best.
Vodstok
10-14-2004, 09:30 AM
Evil spoon? can i forgo the rhino ball for that one too?
Stingy Jack
10-14-2004, 09:36 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Evil spoon? can i forgo the rhino ball for that one too?
Actually, if you use a rhino ball to conjure an evil spoon you're asking for trouble. My cousin tried that once, and end up with an evil garden hoe with the word "Tang" on the handle.
For the evil spoon, you should cast a cup of spider eggs into a simmering pot of pimp spit. Now, this is where it gets difficult: don't make the mistake of removing the pot from the heat too soon, otherwise your spoon will be an "evil gag spoon", with holes in the bowl. Make sure the spider eggs are completely dissolved in the spit, then remove the pot from the heat. Recite the evil spoon spell, using the toughened back-skin of a 48 year old whore as a drum (you know, to keep the beat). The whore can be older, but she has to be at least 48. The real problem is getting the whore to agree to the spell without having to pay her anything ... I've found that offering her a bite of the soup usually suffices.
GorePhobia
10-14-2004, 09:41 AM
Originally posted by Stingy Jack
Ah yes. I lived off Ramen my first year in college. Didn't have a stove in the dorm, so I would put the dry noodle cake in the coffee pot and run plain, hot water into it.
And eat it with an evil spoon, to boot.
doest get any better then soup in a coffee pot
Stingy Jack
10-14-2004, 09:49 AM
Originally posted by GorePhobia
doest get any better then soup in a coffee pot
Yes. That's when you know you better appreciate that fuckin' soup, because there's no telling when the next meal will be coming along.
ShankS
10-14-2004, 10:03 AM
I Like soup.
bloodrayne
10-14-2004, 10:56 AM
Originally posted by Steve_Hutchison
Clam chowder's the best. Took the words right out of my mouth...Dammit, now I want some...*Heads to the kitchen, thinking 'fuck the diet'*...lol
MichaelMyers
10-14-2004, 12:35 PM
I had Clam Chowder last night. From Quizno's.
filmmaker2
10-14-2004, 04:19 PM
*the sound of one jaw dropping*
Sistinas
10-14-2004, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by Steve_Hutchison
Clam chowder's the best.
Fuckin' A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malicious_Mirth
10-14-2004, 04:58 PM
it is all about the hot and sour soup.....you know the chinese resteraunts always have it....
i have to eat like the 3 bowls and shit......:D :D
Hate_Breeder
10-14-2004, 05:04 PM
Gotta go with fucking Alphabet or Minestrone soup with a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich...........*drools*
mothermold
10-14-2004, 11:24 PM
...wedding soup!it's got everything...meatballs,chicken,orzo,greens etc.:D
Preacher
10-15-2004, 04:46 AM
Love Hale and Haertys Gumbo. Tastes fuckin marvelous.
Only prob is is costs a ton. So make my own now.
Love chinese hot and sour. Got a gooood recipe for it. Got it from this restaurant owner i know.
Px
Stingy Jack
10-15-2004, 05:01 AM
Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Gotta go with fucking Alphabet or Minestrone soup with a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich...........*drools*
You know what I think is delicious, but my wife and friends find to be a tad nasty? I like getting a big bowl of chile, and dipping a fat peanut butter sandwich in it. Wonderful stuff.
Fluff the Ho
10-15-2004, 09:00 AM
Originally posted by Steve_Hutchison
Clam chowder's the best.
agreed. i generally make it myself tho, since they put bacon in it usually (well, smoked ham).
im vegetarian. yeh yeh it has clams. well gues what, i make sure to not eat the cute animals. seriously. although some fis have been looking awfully cute lately, i plan on dropping them too. never dropping bivalves or shrimp tho ;)
oh. and i eat my clam chowder with evil chowder crackers and forsaken spoon with hellish bowl.
B.
Fluff the Ho
10-15-2004, 09:01 AM
Originally posted by Preacher
Love chinese hot and sour. Got a gooood recipe for it. Got it from this restaurant owner i know.
ALSO AGREED! YUM!!!! i make it at home ;)
egg drop soup is tasty too.
B.
GorePhobia
10-15-2004, 10:40 AM
i love the white clam chowder....better then red.....
lets have a poll
which is better white or red clam chowder?
Vodstok
10-15-2004, 10:41 AM
new england, aka, white.
GorePhobia
10-15-2004, 10:44 AM
deffinately new england....white
DraculaInDallas
10-15-2004, 12:25 PM
without a doubt......white :D
Steve_Hutchison
10-15-2004, 12:43 PM
Originally posted by Fluff the Ho
agreed. i generally make it myself tho, since they put bacon in it usually (well, smoked ham).
im vegetarian. yeh yeh it has clams. well gues what, i make sure to not eat the cute animals. seriously. although some fis have been looking awfully cute lately, i plan on dropping them too. never dropping bivalves or shrimp tho ;)
oh. and i eat my clam chowder with evil chowder crackers and forsaken spoon with hellish bowl.
B.
Really.. don't feel bad. If animals didnt have proteins, then maybe we'd be wrong eating them. Till that happens, you can eat all the clam chowder you want!!
bloodrayne
10-15-2004, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by Stingy Jack
You know what I think is delicious, but my wife and friends find to be a tad nasty? I like getting a big bowl of chile, and dipping a fat peanut butter sandwich in it. Wonderful stuff. *sigh*...I have tried SOOO many times to introduce people to the wonders of this culinary contradiction...However, some just refuse to try new things...They have no idea how much they are missing out on....I could LIVE off of this stuff...Wicked Lady and Shinobi love it, too...I'd say anyone who actually TRIED it, would become addicted, as well... :cool:
meetthecreeper
10-15-2004, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
*sigh*...I have tried SOOO many times to introduce people to the wonders of this culinary contradiction...However, some just refuse to try new things...They have no idea how much they are missing out on....I could LIVE off of this stuff...Wicked Lady and Shinobi love it, too...I'd say anyone who actually TRIED it, would become addicted, as well... :cool:
I am with you sis, no bean chili for me please and a large bowl at that.
Waiter? Waiter?