View Full Version : You know you're lazy when ....
Stingy Jack
10-14-2004, 06:11 AM
You have to take a shit, but keep pinching it because you don't want to walk to the bathroom.
I_Still_Know!
10-14-2004, 06:23 AM
lol...ahhhh, I have to agree with you on that one.... :confused:
allmykids
10-14-2004, 06:26 AM
Originally posted by Stingy Jack
You have to take a shit, but keep pinching it because you don't want to walk to the bathroom.
LMFAO!!! :D
Ninja Moo
10-14-2004, 06:28 AM
Sometimes I really have to pee, and I just keep wiggling around because I'm too lazy to go.
Stingy Jack
10-14-2004, 06:32 AM
Originally posted by Ninja Moo
Sometimes I really have to pee, and I just keep wiggling around because I'm too lazy to go.
Thank you!
Actually, I'm not sure if it's laziness in my case. I didn't want to go to the bathroom because I didn't want to stop what I was involved with at the time. But, I noticed that as soon as there was a lull in my activity, I had no qualms about marching into the bathroom and letting it all fall out.
So, whether or not I'm lazy is up for debate.
Hey....there's no shame in wearing.....
http://georgeclark.com/whitely/graphics/white07-depends.gif
Then you can let it all fall out and not leave your seat:D
Stingy Jack
10-14-2004, 06:40 AM
The problem with diapers is all the shit you get on your ass.
Ninja Moo
10-14-2004, 06:50 AM
Originally posted by Stingy Jack
The problem with diapers is all the shit you get on your ass.
I hate it when that happens.
Stingy Jack
10-14-2004, 06:52 AM
Sometimes, if you sit there for a while, that shit gets so caked on there you need a whole pack of wet-wipes to return your cheeks to their original lustre.
Ninja Moo
10-14-2004, 06:53 AM
But in all seriousness...
I do wait to go pee until I'm literally dancing and have to RUN to the bathroom...
Perhaps not lazy.. just never want to stop what I'm doing..
It's funny to watch me do dishes when I have to pee, cause I don't want to pause .. but I'm using running water.. ahahaha.
Stingy Jack
10-14-2004, 06:57 AM
Originally posted by Ninja Moo
But in all seriousness...
I do wait to go pee until I'm literally dancing and have to RUN to the bathroom...
Perhaps not lazy.. just never want to stop what I'm doing..
It's funny to watch me do dishes when I have to pee, cause I don't want to pause .. but I'm using running water.. ahahaha.
They say that pee is a good disinfectant. Might come in handy while you're cleaning the dishes ... ?
Ninja Moo
10-14-2004, 06:59 AM
Originally posted by Stingy Jack
They say that pee is a good disinfectant. Might come in handy while you're cleaning the dishes ... ?
You can never quite get that smell out though ...
zwoti
10-14-2004, 07:08 AM
Originally posted by Ninja Moo
You can never quite get that smell out though ...
Hate_Breeder
10-14-2004, 07:09 AM
Wow lol...
ShankS
10-14-2004, 07:10 AM
Originally posted by Stingy Jack
You have to take a shit, but keep pinching it because you don't want to walk to the bathroom.
if you can feel it's gona be a stodgey one do it in ya pants and chuck em away, If is a bit more liquid and runny.... well thats a different ball game entirely.
Stingy Jack
10-14-2004, 07:20 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
if you can feel it's gona be a stodgey one do it in ya pants and chuck em away, If is a bit more liquid and runny.... well thats a different ball game entirely.
I'm sorry ... stodgey?
ShankS
10-14-2004, 07:23 AM
Originally posted by Stingy Jack
I'm sorry ... stodgey?
mushy
Stingy Jack
10-14-2004, 07:24 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
mushy
Ah. Gotcha.
Stingy Jack
10-14-2004, 07:37 AM
Speaking of shit ... where's Vod today?
Vodstok
10-14-2004, 08:13 AM
Originally posted by Stingy Jack
Speaking of shit ... where's Vod today? If that is out of concern, im okay, i was in a meeting, if not, fuck you :)
Just kidding, i laughed me ass off when i read that. i was stilly a little punchy from hb's pic back there :D
ShankS
10-14-2004, 08:14 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
..................if not, fuck you :)
Just kidding, i laughed me ass off when i read that. i was stilly a little punchy from hb's pic back there :D
lol :D
Stingy Jack
10-14-2004, 08:16 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
If that is out of concern, im okay, i was in a meeting, if not, fuck you :)
Just kidding, i laughed me ass off when i read that. i was stilly a little punchy from hb's pic back there :D
lol No, it was a joke. I knew you would read it when you got here.
Vodstok
10-14-2004, 08:25 AM
I figured :)
Arioch
10-14-2004, 08:31 AM
Ughhh....this thread.......
Stingy Jack
10-14-2004, 08:32 AM
Sorry Arioch ... I was bored.