View Full Version : OMG! I think a member here is one of my DADS!
jay o2 waster
10-13-2004, 05:58 AM
Sorry sting, I couldn't resist:D
ShankS
10-13-2004, 06:02 AM
leave that PC alone.... now go to your room!!!
Vodstok
10-13-2004, 06:03 AM
there are so many rude jokes to be made of this, i dont knwo where to start.....:D
Stingy Jack
10-13-2004, 06:06 AM
You could be MY kid, for all I know. lol
Vodstok
10-13-2004, 06:07 AM
Originally posted by Stingy Jack
You could be MY kid, for all I know. lol
:eek: :eek: :eek: OMG! Stingy! You Whore!
can i call you "PumpkinSlut"? :D
Stingy Jack
10-13-2004, 06:08 AM
Pumpkin Pimp!
Stingy Jack
10-13-2004, 06:23 AM
Actually, I hate the hype surrounding pimps. What the hell is that all about? It's cool to whore out women? Jesus.
ShankS
10-13-2004, 06:25 AM
dont talks about me bitches likes that!
Vodstok
10-13-2004, 06:26 AM
Sure it is :rolleyes:
nothing like making women sell their bodies for money, then taking the money. And you dont have to do anything but threaten them with violence, and to make good on those threats occasionally to keep them in line.....
ShankS
10-13-2004, 06:30 AM
and what is it with all the bling bling .....wtf is with those big jeep car things with the shiny chrome hub caps, is that the pimp ride?
Stingy Jack
10-13-2004, 06:33 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
and what is it with all the bling bling .....wtf is with those big jeep car things with the shiny chrome hub caps, is that the pimp ride?
Apparently, material things and sex are at the apex of that culture ... education being at the bottom. Talk about backwards.
Vodstok
10-13-2004, 06:33 AM
Well, the precednt was set in the 70s... in order to be a pimp, you have to have the worst fucking taste on earth.
Masta Pimp
http://www.lostbrain.com/graphics/bush-pimp.jpg
meetthecreeper
10-13-2004, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by Stingy Jack
You could be MY kid, for all I know. lol
*In the voice of Darth Vader* Stingy you are my father
*In the voice of Luke Skywalker* THATS IMPOSSIBLE
*Stingy throws himself down elevator shaft at the mere thought of The Creeper being his kin*
Who loves ya baby LOL
jay o2 waster
10-13-2004, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by newb
Masta Pimp
http://www.lostbrain.com/graphics/bush-pimp.jpg LOL
massacre man
10-13-2004, 03:15 PM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Sure it is :rolleyes:
nothing like making women sell their bodies for money, then taking the money. And you dont have to do anything but threaten them with violence, and to make good on those threats occasionally to keep them in line..... especially if your wayne brady
and ShankS its a pimped out ride
jay o2 waster
10-13-2004, 03:35 PM
Lol, wayne brady
Arioch
10-13-2004, 03:38 PM
nothing like making women sell their bodies for money, then taking the money. And you dont have to do anything but threaten them with violence, and to make good on those threats occasionally to keep them in line.....
And the womens lib. movement takes a another giant leap back....
Hal_Delrich
10-13-2004, 04:08 PM
I'm scared.
massacre man
10-13-2004, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by jay o2 waster
Sorry sting, I couldn't resist:D just how many dads do you have?
Stingy Jack
10-13-2004, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by meetthecreeper
*In the voice of Darth Vader* Stingy you are my father
*In the voice of Luke Skywalker* THATS IMPOSSIBLE
*Stingy throws himself down elevator shaft at the mere thought of The Creeper being his kin*
Who loves ya baby LOL
I don't think I would throw myself down an elevator shaft. It would probably play out like this:
"Stingy, you are my father."
(Stingy's brows furrow slightly.)
"Did you hear me, Stingy? You are my father."
"Wait ... did you say that I'm your father?"
"That's what I said."
(Stingy leans across the table, eyeing the creeper with careful scrutiny.)
"Who's your mother?" he finally asks.
"What?"
"If I am your father, who's your mother?"
Creeper glances around nervously, then leans back in his chair with half-formed confidence. "Some bitch."
"Dammit! Maybe I am your father."
"Do you have any money?"
"No."
"Need some?"
"Sure."
Creeper unfolds his wallet and slides out a twenty. "Will this do you?"
"Anything's fine. I'm all for handouts, you know." Stingy reaches for the bill, only to be violently bitch-slapped by Creeper.
"Hands off, fat-ass! Get a job, ya fuckin' louse!"
"Sorry."
"S'aright."
The end. :)
bloodrayne
10-13-2004, 04:55 PM
LOL...Thanks for the laugh, Stingy...I needed it:cool:
last bad move
10-13-2004, 04:57 PM
i have no clue what this thread is talking about can someone fill me in
massacre man
10-13-2004, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by Stingy Jack
I don't think I would throw myself down an elevator shaft. It would probably play out like this:
"Stingy, you are my father."
(Stingy's brows furrow slightly.)
"Did you hear me, Stingy? You are my father."
"Wait ... did you say that I'm your father?"
"That's what I said."
(Stingy leans across the table, eyeing the creeper with careful scrutiny.)
"Who's your mother?" he finally asks.
"What?"
"If I am your father, who's your mother?"
Creeper glances around nervously, then leans back in his chair with half-formed confidence. "Some bitch."
"Dammit! Maybe I am your father."
"Do you have any money?"
"No."
"Need some?"
"Sure."
Creeper unfolds his wallet and slides out a twenty. "Will this do you?"
"Anything's fine. I'm all for handouts, you know." Stingy reaches for the bill, only to be violently bitch-slapped by Creeper.
"Hands off, fat-ass! Get a job, ya fuckin' louse!"
"Sorry."
"S'aright."
The end. :)
i'm your father
Sam The Egg
10-13-2004, 06:20 PM
it's me
Sam The Egg
10-13-2004, 06:23 PM
and since this thread doesn't have much of a point anymore
http://www.mposnerphoto.com/people%20of%20color/images/happy_bottle_collector.jpg
meetthecreeper
10-13-2004, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by Stingy Jack
I don't think I would throw myself down an elevator shaft. It would probably play out like this:
"Stingy, you are my father."
(Stingy's brows furrow slightly.)
"Did you hear me, Stingy? You are my father."
"Wait ... did you say that I'm your father?"
"That's what I said."
(Stingy leans across the table, eyeing the creeper with careful scrutiny.)
"Who's your mother?" he finally asks.
"What?"
"If I am your father, who's your mother?"
Creeper glances around nervously, then leans back in his chair with half-formed confidence. "Some bitch."
"Dammit! Maybe I am your father."
"Do you have any money?"
"No."
"Need some?"
"Sure."
Creeper unfolds his wallet and slides out a twenty. "Will this do you?"
"Anything's fine. I'm all for handouts, you know." Stingy reaches for the bill, only to be violently bitch-slapped by Creeper.
"Hands off, fat-ass! Get a job, ya fuckin' louse!"
"Sorry."
"S'aright."
The end. :)
LMAO big time
" Yea and by the way, while your at it eat some dog food so you can pay for those prescription drugs, I am going out to slay bambi with my assault rifle and knock over some trees with my gas guzzling SUV. "
You know I was only kiddin ya right Stingy, I would throw myself down an elevator shaft, but hell my fat wallet would cushion the fall. LOL
Arioch
10-13-2004, 08:25 PM
Relevant thread -------->toilet...
Stingy Jack
10-14-2004, 05:35 AM
Originally posted by Arioch
Relevant thread -------->toilet...
Actually, this whole thread started as a joke. Never was relevant to begin with.
The_Return
11-13-2004, 04:34 AM
Well now.....Im just gonna dig this up for absolutly no reason
chaplain
11-13-2004, 05:16 AM
Who killed Bambi?
massacre man
11-13-2004, 06:27 AM
Originally posted by chaplain
Who killed Bambi? Lil John and Billy Bob Thornton
chaplain
11-13-2004, 06:31 AM
Originally posted by massacre man
Lil John and Billy Bob Thornton
Wrong!It was Edward Tudor-Pole all along!
ShankS
11-13-2004, 06:32 AM
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massacre man
11-13-2004, 06:39 AM
"when there is no more room on the short bus you will walk the earth
ShankS
11-13-2004, 06:40 AM
"when there is no more room for juice in my sack ......the sperm will flow around the earth"