View Full Version : Secret closet collections no one must see
ShankS
10-09-2004, 10:45 AM
Comon own up, whos got bad or embarrasing DVDs in their collection.... ones that make you think "...wtf why the fuckinhell did I buy that?!?!?"
whether it's horror or not, lets have an amnesty now so own up.
for me, two DVDs that need burning are Plunkett & Macleane and The Thomas Crown Affair
MichaelMyers
10-09-2004, 10:50 AM
House of the Dead.
allmykids
10-09-2004, 11:52 AM
HARRY POTTER :o
Firewall
10-09-2004, 12:31 PM
Well I have got some pretty good S&M porn. Why Hide it I'm a chick!! I know I'm bad, I think someone should spank me!! LOL
zwoti
10-09-2004, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by Firewall
Well I have got some pretty good S&M porn. Why Hide it I'm a chick!! I know I'm bad, I think someone should spank me!! LOL
form a queue....behind me
hellfire1
10-09-2004, 12:40 PM
Originally posted by zwoti
form a queue....behind me
you said "queue".... tee hee...
sorry... really have to know french to get that one... "queue" in french is another word for the male reproductive organ :D ... k, i'll stop now :o
Firewall
10-09-2004, 12:49 PM
So are you talking Gang Bang??? Dam And i Thought I was nasty!!
zwoti
10-09-2004, 12:53 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/zwoti/tn_smilie_love_749.gif
juanhacko
10-09-2004, 01:01 PM
I do own the book somewhere, but this morning I was online reading Christopher Morley's, "The Haunted Bookshop"--not exactly horror--but okay for elementary school students.
Dark_Hero
10-09-2004, 01:16 PM
Hmm....Over to the shelf my chair shall role...
Flintsones in Viva Rock Vegas
thepsychicfetus
10-09-2004, 01:25 PM
sadly, i own this:
http://www.hollywoodteenmovies.com/HerculesInNewYorkPoster.jpg
filmmaker2
10-09-2004, 05:37 PM
I have a number of really embarrassing videos in my collection, which exists in VHS, laserdisc and DVD formats...here's a few of the really fun, really awful titles:
Reptilicus
Bend It Like Beckham
S Club 7 in Miami, Volumes 1 AND 2
The Day Time Ended
Dracula vs. Frankenstein
The Slime People
The Astounding She Monster
Charlie, the Lonesome Cougar
various Pokemon
Palm Springs Weekend
Toxic Crusaders (Toxic Avenger TV cartoon)
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet
Humanoids from the Deep
Orgy of the Dead
The Glove
Snowbeast
Night Train to Terror
colorized Night of the Living Dead
The Apple
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo (signed by the director!)
Freddy vs. Jason
Beware! the Blob
....and many more!
meetthecreeper
10-09-2004, 09:32 PM
OK I will admit I have all the Star Trek films, including Generations which is horrible. I also love Harry Potter and I bought this Sesame Street video because I love the C is for Cookie song. I told my wife it was for the kids *sigh* *hangs head in shame*
Fluff the Ho
10-09-2004, 09:34 PM
Originally posted by filmmaker2
S Club 7 in Miami, Volumes 1 AND 2
u should be very ashamed. LOL
hell, im ashamed just to even RECOGNIZe that name!
GDIS
ShankS
10-09-2004, 11:03 PM
WoW! we could have a right good bonfire with some of the stuff us lot have accumulated lol :D lets get it stoked up for Guy Fawkes Night, thats Bonfire night in the Uk.... you do have this over in the States yeah?? its on November 5th and we have lots of Fireworks.
filmmaker2
10-10-2004, 03:40 AM
ShankS: Well, we didn’t have Guy Fawkes Night in the U.S. But we do now, apparently!
Matt the Creeper: Your Cookie Monster thing is better than my Pokemon thing. That kicks ass.
Fluff the Ho: You might be amused to know that I purchased more than 20 copies of “S Club 7 in Miami” at the local discount store (they were cheap as hell), and then proceeded to hand them out as gifts to everyone who would listen--friend and foe alike. There are still stacks and stacks of them available, and I was thinking of getting some more. Do you want some?
filmmaker2
10-10-2004, 02:38 PM
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention:
Robot Monster
Infra-Man
Beat Street
Godzilla's Revenge
Nightbeast
The Sea Serpent
The Alien Factor
Squirm
and...
Oasis of the Zombies
Arioch
10-10-2004, 05:33 PM
Im proud of all my movies pretty much....the ones i buy that is....
Dark_Hero
10-11-2004, 03:09 AM
Monkey Trouble....never watched it, came free with cereal
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110557/
orangestar
10-11-2004, 04:04 AM
Peter's Friends http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105130/
Teen Knight
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0152946/
Vodstok
10-11-2004, 04:22 AM
Virtuosity
Star Wars Epsiode 2: Attack of the Clones
filmmaker2
10-11-2004, 05:07 AM
I see a lot of people here have excellent taste in CRAP!
Only the best. (Cracks open an Old English 800 at 6 in the morning.)
I also have one of those animated (by Klasky-Csupo!) Ronald McDonaldland videos that those suckers used to hawk for $3.99 while simultaneously selling cardboard hamburgers.
Fluff the Ho
10-11-2004, 09:33 AM
Originally posted by filmmaker2
Fluff the Ho: You might be amused to know that I purchased more than 20 copies of “S Club 7 in Miami” at the local discount store (they were cheap as hell), and then proceeded to hand them out as gifts to everyone who would listen--friend and foe alike. There are still stacks and stacks of them available, and I was thinking of getting some more. Do you want some?
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT???? LOL! thats some free advertising right thur. ur probably their #1 source of income right now
and.... no.. i dont want one... but only becuase i would never givre my address out online.. let alone for.... such a commodity..
lol
B.
ShankS
10-11-2004, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by filmmaker2
ShankS: Well, we didn’t have Guy Fawkes Night in the U.S. But we do now, apparently!
any excuse to have some fireworks is good though :)
Dark_Hero
10-11-2004, 11:24 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
any excuse to have some fireworks is good though :)
Very true!:D
Vodstok
10-11-2004, 11:28 AM
And there's always room for Jello!
filmmaker2
10-11-2004, 02:30 PM
Well. Fluff, I didn't expect anyone to take me up on that offer, but it was friendly of you to consider such a thing.
S Club 7 is not really a band, it's more like an "Invasion of the Bodysnatchers" cult that takes over your soul or something. Once you get into it, you can't stop. It curses you, it does something to you.
But seriously: Go over to Ebay and type in "S Club 7 Miami" and you will see that someone made 50,000 too many of these tapes, and everyone is selling them for 99 cents or less. If this overrun hadn't happened, I would never have found out about this talented bubblegum pop group!
jay o2 waster
10-11-2004, 02:42 PM
I am proud of all of my dvds
dantehorrorfan
10-11-2004, 10:40 PM
Feardot.com,star episode 1,2,the mothman proficies and mimic
Preacher
10-12-2004, 02:22 AM
Got loads of shit DVDs but collected them on purpose.
Collect martial arts films. Got a thing for buyin those really cheap ones from the supermarket that have obviously been made in someones back yard.
Great starring actors include
Bruce Lei and Chow Yun Phat
Gay films but fuckin hillarious to watch. Some of the actors cant do kung fu for shit.
Px
Steve_Hutchison
10-12-2004, 03:30 AM
I'm not ashamed of anything in my collection. Some people may have problems with the following tough:
- Groundhog day
- Big Trouble in Little China
- Stay tuned
Those are the only flicks I own on DVD that aren't horror (appart from the Indiana Jones and Back to the Future box sets)
jay o2 waster
10-12-2004, 04:06 AM
A lot of these are good movies, admit it