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george
09-24-2004, 11:02 AM
pojo fuzzbringer. some chicken ultra lord or something! i dunno it was funny.

Arioch
09-24-2004, 11:08 AM
funniest words ive heard?

How about "i'll love you forever" or "they've got weapons of mass destruction"

Steve_Hutchison
09-24-2004, 11:12 AM
Ass Biscuit

MichaelMyers
09-24-2004, 11:15 AM
Peace Pipe.

Arioch
09-24-2004, 11:17 AM
Peace Pipe.

Ha, good one...

thepsychicfetus
09-24-2004, 11:49 AM
bum tickle

DaBroMain
09-24-2004, 12:14 PM
B-U-L-G-I-N-G!!!!!!

Vampenguin
09-24-2004, 12:27 PM
Pledge!!!!


Inside joke....but now I laugh insanly whenever I hear that word:D

PumpkinKing6
09-24-2004, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by Arioch
funniest words ive heard?

"they've got weapons of mass destruction"

haha nice....

Arioch
09-24-2004, 01:52 PM
B-U-L-G-I-N-G!!!!!!

Haha....zorak owns....

Sistinas
09-24-2004, 02:10 PM
Douche nozzle makes me giggle.

yourlastmistake
09-24-2004, 02:12 PM
John Kerry..... A Stronger America:D

Arioch
09-24-2004, 02:25 PM
Thats a good one too....

Really any advertising slogan....

orangestar
09-24-2004, 02:31 PM
cum guzzling gutter slut

vampire queen
09-24-2004, 02:38 PM
Fun sucker

orangestar
09-24-2004, 02:40 PM
today my Social Psych teacher said that he wasnt just some "random sunshine thrower"

we laughed for like 2 hours, but now I dont know why

Malicious_Mirth
09-24-2004, 02:51 PM
"spinoff???.......more like a runoff.......from a wastepump......"


that and

"no talent assclown"

DaBroMain
09-24-2004, 03:57 PM
TESTICLES hahaha damn i love the toilet humor.

Sistinas
09-24-2004, 04:22 PM
Testicles does sound funny.:D

Hate_Breeder
09-24-2004, 04:30 PM
Burgalar

Vampenguin
09-24-2004, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by Sistinas
Douche nozzle makes me giggle.


Ha ha ha....


Im in french right? Our teacher was talking about showers.....such a great time!

For those of you less french-ly inclined, Shower in french is "Douche"

Ah, what fun

fluffho
09-24-2004, 05:28 PM
made these up back in 5th grade with my neighbors who were in like 3rd

penis brittle

butt snout

and when you go 'guess what?' 'chicken butt'.. we'd go 'guess when' 'chicken hen'

WHEEL OF _______________

:D

Rebel Yell
09-24-2004, 07:07 PM
Cockhamper
Cuntlapper
Vagina
Nards
Wang

dantehorrorfan
09-24-2004, 07:13 PM
ass cucker turd burgular dingle berrie

meetthecreeper
09-24-2004, 08:02 PM
I did not have sex with that woman.

Butt weasel

Assclown

I have a better vision for america-John Kerry

Shuv it-Teresa Heinz Kerry

Asshead

The republicans only give tax cuts to the top 1 percent of americans-funny I didnt know I was in the top 1 percent

yourlastmistake
09-24-2004, 08:34 PM
Yeah, Assclown is a good one. I've always been partial to Asswipe, F*ckstick and F*ckmouth.....you know,when somebody is bad mouthing you behind your back.They are f*ckmouthing you.

orangestar
09-24-2004, 08:36 PM
I've always loved AssHat, as opposed to Assclown or Asshead.

Malicious_Mirth
09-25-2004, 12:20 AM
Originally posted by Rebel Yell
Cockhamper
Cuntlapper



that is awesome


never heard those before!!!!HAHAHA!!!!

Gothic-chick
09-25-2004, 05:50 AM
Whats in the suit case you Fuck Nut Cocksucker?

Gothic-chick
09-25-2004, 05:52 AM
Also any time you put the words penis and loaf together.....

I think Penis Loaf is funny!

FreddyC.Krueger
09-25-2004, 07:04 AM
I did not have sexualy relations!

And...

Cock pump?! I thought it was a damn weed pump! [Gags].

Vampenguin
09-25-2004, 08:45 AM
Ricockulous!!!!!!!!!!!

orangestar
09-25-2004, 10:08 AM
Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Mother Fucker Tits Fart Turd and Twat

I fucked your mom.

vampire queen
09-25-2004, 11:02 AM
Give George "Dubuah" another four years!! LOL!!!

btw, like ur new av, orangestar!

Rebel Yell
09-25-2004, 11:07 AM
Originally posted by Malicious_Mirth
that is awesome


never heard those before!!!!HAHAHA!!!!
Why thank you. Those are a couple words that came out when I was really pissed one day. I take full credit for both. <3

yourlastmistake
09-25-2004, 01:35 PM
This one is more of a joke.....
















Dan Rather and CBS news

bloodrayne
09-25-2004, 03:32 PM
Originally posted by yourlastmistake
This one is more of a joke.....
Dan Rather and CBS news LOL...You, me and Creeper are probably the ONLY ones here who will 'get'/appreciate that one ;) :)

Hate_Breeder
09-25-2004, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by yourlastmistake
This one is more of a joke.....


Dan Rather and CBS news

HAHAH i get it. He wont be around much longer due to the recent happenings...

Sam The Egg
09-25-2004, 03:44 PM
Quagmire

xGuardianx03
09-25-2004, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by Sistinas
Douche nozzle makes me giggle.

The word or the actual object?! :eek: :p

xGuardianx03
09-25-2004, 04:43 PM
Corn Fuck


This red-neck guy I work with uses it in reference to anal sex.


Umm...hope that wasn't too much info...:o

Demonic Faces
09-25-2004, 05:19 PM
respect my authority, Cartman kicks ass

Vampenguin
09-25-2004, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by Demonic Faces
respect my authority, Cartman kicks ass


We bow down in respect, great master n00b!!


Now get the fuck outta here 'fore we decide to get up!

Arioch
09-25-2004, 06:50 PM
Give George "Dubuah" another four years!! LOL!!!

btw, like ur new av, orangestar!



nice...

Sam The Egg
09-25-2004, 06:52 PM
masticate

fluffho
09-25-2004, 08:08 PM
FUCKA DAN RATHER (from the whole 3 minutes i watched about it, its alot like the NYtimes shitty journalism... or was it LAtimes... FUCK)

my mom calls any kind of underwear (including briefs, boxers) panties. so she yells to my brother "PUT AWAY YOUR PANTY" and he gets pissed off especialyl when his friends r here :) crazy foreigner

GDIS

mayoisthedevil
09-25-2004, 08:41 PM
pubes
boobie
CPT

juanhacko
09-25-2004, 09:14 PM
Tallywhacker?

bloodrayne
09-25-2004, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by juanhacko
Tallywhacker? LOL...*Just had a Porky's flashback*... :)

juanhacko
09-25-2004, 10:05 PM
Not very nice, from Christine, "She's a walking sperm bank."

Malicious_Mirth
09-26-2004, 12:52 AM
i got some new ones after watchin bubba-ho tep........GREATEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!


pharoah gobbles donkey goobers


and


cleopatra does the nasty


OMG THATS FUNNY SHIT ESPECIALLY IN CONTEXT!!!!!

DaBroMain
09-26-2004, 01:01 AM
undulate that is always funny to me.

Arioch
09-28-2004, 02:10 PM
GREATEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!

U should put that in your and Dabromain's signatures...haha...

friday13thfan
09-28-2004, 02:19 PM
the prez saying "mission accomplised" about iraq

george
09-28-2004, 02:21 PM
*wipes tears away* ok ok you've gottem good guys!!!!

wenis,

hyperboli (or however its spelt) i dunno i like that word.

1amy
09-28-2004, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by george
*wipes tears away* ok ok you've gottem good guys!!!!

wenis,

hyperboli (or however its spelt) i dunno i like that word. hyperbole

Malicious_Mirth
09-28-2004, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by Arioch
U should put that in your and Dabromain's signatures...haha...


FUK YOU MAN !!! hahaha

just cuz your anit EVERYTHING!! doesnt mean i cant like shit alot.......lolol

man how many times have we had this conversation LMAO!!

DaBroMain
09-28-2004, 07:28 PM
Arioch should put this as his signature.


Life sucks and i dont like anything about it.

Werd....

MythMan84
09-29-2004, 05:38 PM
this is nida an inside joe bu i still find it amusing
"Hobo Corn Nugget" use r imagiation it can mean wutever want it to mean

ThenThereWasOne
09-29-2004, 06:57 PM
"Aggravated buggery" from The Simpsons always gets a chuckle. It means something much different here in Glassondock
Cheers !

N0Hypocrites
09-30-2004, 03:47 PM
hmmm funniest words I've heard lately were "Got beef ? Bring it m*****f******s !" LOL I think everyone had a good long laugh at that. I know I still am :D
DVP will rise from exile.