Anyone Here NOT at the mercy of their sex glands??

[Arioch]

With the fluffho, DVP, thing, the Kpro nine thing, and now bloodrayne and her mystery man.....

I was just wondering if there was anyone here that ISNT ruled by their hormones as of late.....maybe im just out of the loop...

[fluffho]

i just dont like bullshitters is all. keep it real. that and i love an argument (think most of u would know that by now)

god damn im sexXxy

[Arioch]

Arguing is what you do between sex right?

[fluffho]

wait a fuckin minute. 'bloodrayne and her mystery man'

buti always thought that that mystery man was.....
...........
..................

:confused: so now IM the one out of the loop. ur not doing one of those referring to urself in the 3rd person type of deals r u?

oh well
anyway, still true

god damn im sexXxy

[fluffho]

between, during, before, after... its all i do really

anytime is a good time for an argument. WOO WOO!

god damn im sexXxy

[Arioch]

wait a fuckin minute. 'bloodrayne and her mystery man'

buti always thought that that mystery man was.....
...........
..................

so now IM the one out of the loop. ur not doing one of those referring to urself in the 3rd person type of deals r u?

oh well
anyway, still true


Uptill yesterday, that was what i thought as well....it appears you weren't the only one left out of the loop...

[fluffho]

hmmm. i was never good in this type of situation

*hands AR box of online tissues* sorry bud. its ok, theres other fish in the sea

god damn im sexXxy

[xGuardianx03]

Originally posted by fluffho
god damn im sexXxy


Just curious, wouldn't it be easier for you if you just put that in your sig?!

;) :p

[Arioch]

Just curious, wouldn't it be easier for you if you just put that in your sig?!

For real...

[MichaelMyers]

I'm God, damn sexy.

[Arioch]

hmmm. i was never good in this type of situation

*hands AR box of online tissues* sorry bud. its ok, theres other fish in the sea


ya, for real....i guess i should start looking around....

[Haunted]

Not entirely. I could do with or without it. I'm totally ambiguous when it comes to sex.

[Sistinas]

Originally posted by Haunted
Not entirely. I could do with or without it. I'm totally ambiguous when it comes to sex.




Good call, I was about to post the same thing.

[Arioch]

Not entirely. I could do with or without it. I'm totally ambiguous when it comes to sex.


Thats how i usually am...

[Sistinas]

Originally posted by Arioch
ya, for real....i guess i should start looking around....


Dont be a turd!:D

[newb]

Well...I've been married for twenty years...so sex is not an issue.















sob........sob.........god...damn...i i i used to be sexxxy.....sob..sob

[Arioch]

LOL, that sounds about right....

[nine9]

Well the basis of our relationship is our friendship to start, and our mind connection..............of couse we have a huge amount of chemistry, but I don't think the sex glands had alot to do with that lol!

At least not initially.............;) :D

But if when we meet.........hopefully soon, don't think we will ever get out of the airport. :p

[Je Suis Phnomne]

We spend 9 months trying to get out....... and the rest of ours lives trying to get back in.....

[Malicious_Mirth]

sex is not all its cracked up to be......lol


for real tho


its fun for like the hour or whatever then you have to deal with all that goes with it......unless you are in a good relationship then its like pringles........once you pop you just cant stop...........i havent done it in a while (like six months or so) and i have to say that maybe....just maybe my life is goin a lil better!!!!!HAHAHAHA

im gonna get flamed for that one:eek: :eek:

[DaBroMain]

Arioch you act all high and mighty its like your "NOT" ruled by your hormones or somehitng bullshit LOL your CAKE just like everyone else.............:

D :D :D :D :D :D


P.S. *lub*

[Malicious_Mirth]

i completely agree



im not a one night stand kinda guy (usually)...........but a relationship doesnt work unless both parties are a big part of each others lives.....and communication is the key........it really is

[hellfire1]

hmm... anyone smell that? *snif*.... i smell bullshit :p

[DaBroMain]

I once had a relationship that was COMPLETELY based on sex and lemme tell ya after it is all tried and it is all done more than once it kinda sux cuz then you are stuck with someone you dont respect and are not really even attracted to anymore. so yeah gotta be 50/50

[Tubalcain]

you really know when its more than just lust when your partner can ask you to roll off of them so that they can fart, then you both giggle and start back over.

[newb]

Originally posted by hellfire1
hmm... anyone smell that? *snif*.... i smell bullshit :p

LOL....sounds like she's got your number mirth.

[newb]

Originally posted by Tubalcain
you really know when its more than just lust when your partner can ask you to roll off of them so that they can fart, then you both giggle and start back over.

Damn Tub, your such a romantic.:)

[Malicious_Mirth]

Originally posted by newb
LOL....sounds like she's got your number mirth.


o jesus christ i knew this was gonna happen..........but i am completely serious....ive only had one one night stand and i cant stand all the strings attached........i am a relationship kinda guy......i am being completely serious!!!

[hellfire1]

Originally posted by MONSTER DAD
I told you, she was not a one night stand HF. I dated her. We had a relationship. LOLOLOL!!!;)


"dated". past tense. but whatever you need to believe... ;)


edit : and i am MY hellfire thank you very much :o

[hellfire1]

Originally posted by Malicious_Mirth
o jesus christ i knew this was gonna happen..........but i am completely serious....ive only had one one night stand and i cant stand all the strings attached........i am a relationship kinda guy......i am being completely serious!!!


someone's been reading "chicken soup for the soul".... haha

i kid, i kid :D :p

[Malicious_Mirth]

Originally posted by hellfire1
someone's been reading "chicken soup for the soul".... haha

i kid, i kid :D :p


HAHA!!!!


gotta love it



and btw believe what you want.....theere is absolutely no way for me to prove that on the keyboard.....but.......i am being honest and i get bashed

*pouts*

*i see how you guys are*

:D :D

[newb]

Originally posted by Malicious_Mirth
HAHA!!!!


gotta love it



and btw believe what you want.....theere is absolutely no way for me to prove that on the keyboard.....but.......i am being honest and i get bashed

*pouts*

*i see how you guys are*

:D :D

Maybe we thought you were being malicious.:D


mirth

[Malicious_Mirth]

Originally posted by newb
Maybe we thought you were being malicious.:D


mirth


now that just clever..........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


that cracked me up!!!! LMAO!!!!

[hellfire1]

ooh burn... using the username against him! :p

MD - aahh.. poor, sweet, delusional MD... *shakes head* :p

[Sistinas]

I do believe you like bumping this thread MD.

[newb]

Careful sis.....he gives great nosebleeds.

[DaBroMain]

Originally posted by newb
Careful sis.....he gives great nosebleeds.


Nice!!!!! i dont think its the kinda nose bleeds tat sis wants but uhh...... to each his own.:D :D :D :D :p :p

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Arioch
With the fluffho, DVP, thing, the Kpro nine thing, and now bloodrayne and her mystery man.....

I was just wondering if there was anyone here that ISNT ruled by their hormones as of late.....maybe im just out of the loop...

Me :rolleyes:

[wufong]

Originally posted by Arioch
With the fluffho, DVP, thing, the Kpro nine thing, and now bloodrayne and her mystery man.....

I was just wondering if there was anyone here that ISNT ruled by their hormones as of late.....maybe im just out of the loop...
Not me man. when my sexual gland starts getting too big for it britches i give it a good beating. i'm like what you on about??? you want some of this???*slap* ooooo whats that? you like it???*slap*slap*slap* what!!!! you want some more huh? *slap slap*slap*slap*slap* how do you like that? huh? wtf the are you mmmmmmming at?*slap*slap*slap*slap* get down you cheeky bastard.

[DaBroMain]

Very Very nice Wufong



i always have been one for some good toilet humor hahahahahaha:D :D

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by wufong
Not me man. when my sexual gland starts getting too big for it britches i give it a good beating. i'm like what you on about??? you want some of this???*slap* ooooo whats that? you like it???*slap*slap*slap* what!!!! you want some more huh? *slap slap*slap*slap*slap* how do you like that? huh? wtf the are you mmmmmmming at?*slap*slap*slap*slap* get down you cheeky bastard. LMFAO...That REALLY cracked me up...Wufong, you are just too much...

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Arioch
With the fluffho, DVP, thing, the Kpro nine thing, and now bloodrayne and her mystery man.....

I was just wondering if there was anyone here that ISNT ruled by their hormones as of late.....maybe im just out of the loop...

is this a thread for the women??

[Arioch]

is this a thread for the women??

Anyone really......anyone feeling out of the loop by all the love thrown around on this board as of late.....

[Sistinas]

Originally posted by Arioch
Anyone really......anyone feeling out of the loop by all the love thrown around on this board as of late.....


I feel out of the loop, maybe chainsawguy needs a girl?PM me chainsaw, we will hook up!LOL

[Arioch]

feel out of the loop, maybe chainsawguy needs a girl?PM me chainsaw, we will hook up!LOL

Oh god....not a hookup thread...

[darthvonpokemon]

Oh god....not a hookup thread...
Horror Dot Com's Horrible Dating Service ? Works for me :D
CK

[Je Suis Phnomne]

Originally posted by darthvonpokemon
Horror Dot Com's Horrible Dating Service ? Works for me :D
CK

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Silver Package Includes:
Condoms
Names for Bail Bondsman in the area
A quarter to call a cab
Mace

Gold Package Includes:
All items listed above
A handy book titled "What to say when you dont know what to say"
A clue
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A CD with love songs sung by Chef
A lawyer on retainer
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[meetthecreeper]

I was a slave to the man downstairs until I met my lady..........wait I still am a slave to him. Oh well seriously when I was in my twenties I thought something was wrong with me, turns out I am just a horny bastard. Thats why I married a younger woman. LOL
















She has trouble keeping up sometimes though *looking to get hit over the head with a frying pan*

[yourlastmistake]

Originally posted by wufong
Not me man. when my sexual gland starts getting too big for it britches i give it a good beating. i'm like what you on about??? you want some of this???*slap* ooooo whats that? you like it???*slap*slap*slap* what!!!! you want some more huh? *slap slap*slap*slap*slap* how do you like that? huh? wtf the are you mmmmmmming at?*slap*slap*slap*slap* get down you cheeky bastard.

LMFAO...... you wacky bastard.

[orangestar]

I am most certainly a slave to my sex glands, and I hope to continue to be :D

[HighPriestWise]

I am too. I have to have sex atleast 3 or 4 times a day!!

HAIL SATAN!!!
HIGH PRIEST WISE

[bloodrayne]

I am solely and completely at the mercy of my heart...

[DaBroMain]

Originally posted by orangestar
I am most certainly a slave to my sex glands, and I hope to continue to be :D

Fucking A Right!!!!:D :D

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by HighPriestWise
I am too. I have to have sex atleast 3 or 4 times a day!!

HAIL SATAN!!!
HIGH PRIEST WISE Dont worry, I believe you....:rolleyes:

[Arioch]

Nothing quite states your position on the social food chain like proclaiming your promiscuity (truthfully or otherwise) on an internet forum....

[DaBroMain]

Originally posted by Arioch
Nothing quite states your position on the social food chain like proclaiming your promiscuity (truthfully or otherwise) on an internet forum....

Owned!!!

[Arioch]

I never get tired of that avatar DBM, where did you get that shit?

[yourlastmistake]

Originally posted by HighPriestWise


HAIL SATAN!!!
HIGH PRIEST WISE [/B]


How sad.:rolleyes:

[Arioch]

Ya i said something to him about it once, but it did seem like he had done his reading.....and if thats the case, to each his own....

[Malicious_Mirth]

Originally posted by Arioch
I never get tired of that avatar DBM, where did you get that shit?




he got it from some random avatar website......he has all the characters from 4 i will get him to send you some.......(mainly cane) cuz i know that is who you love LMAO!!!!!!


arioch=cakeboy for cane HAHA!! :D :D

[Arioch]

he got it from some random avatar website......he has all the characters from 4 i will get him to send you some.......(mainly cane) cuz i know that is who you love LMAO!!!!!!


arioch=cakeboy for cane HAHA!!

LMAO GIVE ME KANE!!!!

[Rebel Yell]

What is this sex thing you speak of? I have never heard of it...

[HighPriestWise]

HAIL SATAN BITCH!!

HAIL SATAN!!!
HIGH PRIEST WISE

[Arioch]

What is this sex thing you speak of? I have never heard of it...

I really only know from heresay;)

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by Rebel Yell
What is this sex thing you speak of? I have never heard of it...

Well first off there is this donkey, ya see and ya take his..........wait I think I said too much.

Kind of a personal question dont ya think??? Pervs. LOL

[orangestar]

Originally posted by meetthecreeper
Well first off there is this donkey, ya see and ya take his..........wait I think I said too much.

Kind of a personal question dont ya think??? Pervs. LOL


lmao

[friday13thfan]

Originally posted by yourlastmistake
How sad.:rolleyes:

aagreed.. and hail priestwise don't say HAIL SATAN thats like saying HAIL HITLER and thas just gay

[Arioch]

aagreed.. and hail priestwise don't say HAIL SATAN thats like saying HAIL HITLER and thas just gay

Not QUITE the same as hitler was a real person and the Satanic religion in and of it self says there is not satan which to "hail", only yourself, and thats what you should believe in...


Its a decent philosophy with a stupid as shit name to get it publicity...

[Rebel Yell]

Originally posted by meetthecreeper
Well first off there is this donkey, ya see and ya take his..........wait I think I said too much.

Kind of a personal question dont ya think??? Pervs. LOL
Hahaha. <3

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Arioch
I was just wondering if there was anyone here that ISNT ruled by their hormones as of late.....maybe im just out of the loop...Originally posted by Malicious_Mirth
no no hunny
what will set you apart are your tits and ass lol
Originally posted by Arioch
This also sets all other girls apart as well... And so it looks like the answer to your question is..."Apparently not" :rolleyes:

I choose to believe that there is more to a person, be they male OR female, that "sets them apart", other than their body :rolleyes:



Superficial people suck

[meetthecreeper]

[

Superficial people suck [/B][/QUOTE]

Agreed

[1amy]

Originally posted by meetthecreeper


Agreed everyone is superficial to some extent.

[thepsychicfetus]

Originally posted by 1amy
everyone is superficial to some extent.

isnt that called being a parent?

[thepsychicfetus]

shh

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by 1amy
everyone is superficial to some extent. LOL...You must live in California...





That's a joke...Don't tell me where you live...

[1amy]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
LOL...You must live in California...





That's a joke...Don't tell me where you live... no need to condescened. I have yet to know of anyone who dates someone who is not physically apealling to them.

[Arioch]

And so it looks like the answer to your question is..."Apparently not"

I choose to believe that there is more to a person, be they male OR female, that "sets them apart", other than their body



Superficial people suck

MY second quote there was an obvious play on the fact that all guys look for in women is tits and ass.....i obviously do not, thus this thread.....

You were with me on that one right? I know you cant pick up sarcasm through binary, but YOU know me well enough to pick up on that.....god atleast i hope so....

[Arioch]

no need to condescened. I have yet to know of anyone who dates someone who is not physically apealling to them.

I agree...no one is completely unsuperficial.....its human nature to judge others based on their looks...you cant fight it, but not defeat it...

[Wicked Lady]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
LOL...You must live in California...





That's a joke...Don't tell me where you live... hey, nice avatar Momrayne;) it really suites you:D

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Wicked Lady
hey, nice avatar Momrayne;) it really suites you:D Well...You would know...Thank you for giving me this one, Baby Girl :)

[vampire queen]

Originally posted by Arioch


I was just wondering if there was anyone here that ISNT ruled by their hormones as of late.....maybe im just out of the loop...

I can honestly say that as of the past seven months, I have not been....that's because I'm pregnant and am going through enough without worrying about sex, but.............;)

[Vodstok]

Sorry, getting married in 4 days, my glands are in overdrive.

[Arioch]

And with good reason....

[Radical Edward]

Originally posted by vampire queen
I can honestly say that as of the past seven months, I have not been....that's because I'm pregnant and am going through enough without worrying about sex, but.............;)

HOLY GUACAMOLE! so ur almost there huh? crongratulations

i hafto say id be scared of that shit LOL. but i do know my genes must be passed, perhaps i will go the surrogate route (not sure how common that is.. think ill look it up)

be sure to let us know whats up! BABY POOL!!

GDIS

[vampire queen]

The first time around, I was scared. This time it's like "hurry up and get out"!! I'm due 11/22. Don't know if it's a boy or girl...had legs crossed in last ultrasound:mad: Oh well.....