Hey BloodRayne, I'm Heeeeere

[Rayne's Guy]

I just came here to tell you a few things

I wanted everyone to know that you are one smokin' hot babe. I can't stop thinking about the sound of your voice, the smell of your hair, the softness of your skin, and the way that you giggle your ass off because you can't handle your liquor, and I don't mind carrying you to the car;). I don't even like to dance, I only asked you to so that I could hold you close to me and look into your hypnotic blue eyes

I know that you aren't ready for me right now, but I'm still young, and I'll wait as long as it takes to get what I want;) You will give in to me eventually

[bloodrayne]

OMG!........OMG!........OMG!

This is NOT why I told you about this place!...AND...This is NOT what this forum is for!

I already told you that it will NEVER happen...You will NEVER get what you want...And you know WHY it will never happen...Just give it up already

Get off the board and hit me up on AIM, Doofus







Sorry about this, guys...This is embarassing:o

[newb]

Me thinks someone is a bit smitten with our Bloodrayne.

[Rayne's Guy]

Yes, you did tell me why, but you'll get tired of waiting for something that you know you'll never have, then I'll be here to give you what you really need;)

What's AIM?:confused:

[newb]

http://www.oneposter.com/UserData/Poster/Poster_7235.jpg

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Rayne's Guy
What's AIM?:confused: Oh, Holy Hell...Just call me...

AND...For fuck's sake...

GET THE HELL OFF THE BOARD!...Before I ban your goofy ass

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by newb
http://www.oneposter.com/UserData/Poster/Poster_7235.jpg Thank's for the levity, Newb :)

Everyone, just ignore this thread, please




Shit...My phone is ringing:rolleyes:

[Preacher]

Just like watching a soap opera this........wonder what happens next...

Px

[Rayne's Guy]

I just jumped back in here to apologize for messin with your "board", but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, especially when a certain female flat refuses to answer her phone

Thanks for answering THIS time, Baby

Just so everyone knows, I did get a proper bitching at:D

Even when Kat's bitching, she's nothing but adorable, doesn't take much to set her off either:eek:

I love it

[nine9]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

I can only imagine how you must feel right now BR.............

It is very flattering though.............although, I could only imagine what Kpro would do if this was about me..................:eek: :p

[ShankS]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
OMG!........OMG!........OMG!

This is NOT why I told you about this place!...AND...This is NOT what this forum is for!

I already told you that it will NEVER happen...You will NEVER get what you want...And you know WHY it will never happen...Just give it up already

Get off the board and hit me up on AIM, Doofus







Sorry about this, guys...This is embarassing:o


awwww bloodrayne you have an admirer ;) lol

[Arioch]

Just like watching a soap opera this........wonder what happens next...

Px


EXACTLY what i was thinking.....

awwww bloodrayne you have an admirer lol

It would appear so....and judging by his avatar, hes a fan....

[Arioch]

And for the record.....THIS is exactly what PM's are for....if you can figure out how to use them to send ME one, the board would appreciate your love letters left to this medium as well:rolleyes:

[newb]

Normally, I would hang around and wait for the fireworks to start. But I think Blood and Arioch are above that. Sooooooo kids........if ya head over to "post a pic" thread, fluff and darth are having a bit of a tiff......c'mon.......follow me.......shhhhhh...

[Arioch]

Normally, I would hang around and wait for the fireworks to start. But I think Blood and Arioch are above that. Sooooooo kids........if ya head over to "post a pic" thread, fluff and darth are having a bit of a tiff......c'mon.......follow me.......shhhhhh...

Agreed....and im following you now....

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Preacher
Just like watching a soap opera this........wonder what happens next...

Px jay just drove off of a bridge

[Sistinas]

Ok, please dont jump me if I am wrong on this, but arent BR and Arioch together?

[PumpkinKing6]

that guy is a CAKE!!!! from the fucking bakery.

[Sistinas]

Originally posted by PumpkinKing6
that guy is a CAKE!!!! from the fucking bakery.


fruit?

[Arioch]

that guy is a CAKE!!!! from the fucking bakery

Nice!!!Good form...

[Sistinas]

Shit, your just gunna ignore me?I am really curious now.:mad:

[massacre man]

*jay walks into room*
jay:i faked my death haha
massacre:why?
jay:I DONT KNOW!
*jay shoots massacre*

[bloodrayne]

This was completely NOT my fault...I only danced with the guy, got drunk, nothing happened...That's what he's freaking out about, because I WOULDN'T fuck him and he knows exactly why...and so do more people than I realized, apparently...Anyway...I can't delete this thread because it isn't in my forum, and Arioch WON'T delete it...I believe that it is because he is a sadist...

[massacre man]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
This was completely NOT my fault...I only danced with the guy, got drunk, nothing happened...That's what he's freaking out about, because I WOULDN'T fuck him and he knows exactly why...and so do more people than I realized, apparently...Anyway...I can't delete this thread because it isn't in my forum, and Arioch WON'T delete it...I believe that it is because he is a sadist... LIEK OMG TOOOOOOOOO MUCH INFORMATION

[Sistinas]

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! For the love of god, why are you people torturing me?I know its none of my business, but Im a nosy bitch!

[friday13thfan]

yo blood is this guy high on something?

http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage10/20.gif

http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/bong.gif

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Sistinas
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! For the love of god, why are you people torturing me?I know its none of my business, but Im a nosy bitch! no they arent

[Sistinas]

Originally posted by massacre man
no they arent


Thank you MM!

[massacre man]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
yo blood is this guy high on something?

http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage10/20.gif

http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/bong.gif no... *falls down*

[massacre man]

ill get him mommy *pushes friday13thfan into freezer* come on drunkie *pulls out ax* daddy wanna help? *swings and hits his legs* ok your turn *mirth rips his head*

[Arioch]

Im not a sadist...:D

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
yo blood is this guy high on something?Yeah...Testosterone...And too damned much of it...

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by massacre man
ill get him mommy *pushes friday13thfan into freezer* come on drunkie *pulls out ax* daddy wanna help? *swings and hits his legs* ok your turn *mirth rips his head* Aww...Thank you, Sweetie...You always look out for your Mommy ;)
Originally posted by Arioch
Im not a sadist...:D Then please delete this ridiculous thread:rolleyes:

[yourlastmistake]

HDC...... a trip without luggage.

[Je Suis Phnomne]

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[Sistinas]

Originally posted by Je Suis Phnomne
.

Good lord, they beat the brains outta Ali!

[Je Suis Phnomne]

Originally posted by Sistinas
Good lord, they beat the brains outta Ali!

Float like a butterfly....
Sting like a bee....
If ya'll know whats going on in here....
Will someone please tell Ali?

[Malicious_Mirth]

Originally posted by massacre man
ill get him mommy *pushes friday13thfan into freezer* come on drunkie *pulls out ax* daddy wanna help? *swings and hits his legs* ok your turn *mirth rips his head*

*takes ax and lets rage do the swingin*


mommy wont be taken that easily kids so dont worry itll all be ok..........and i think arioch needs to get in on this action


o and BTW

KIDS MORE BLOOD FOR BASEMENT!!!!! get to work daddy will help HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Malicious_Mirth
*takes ax and lets rage do the swingin*


mommy wont be taken that easily kids so dont worry itll all be ok..........and i think arioch needs to get in on this action


o and BTW

KIDS MORE BLOOD FOR BASEMENT!!!!! get to work daddy will help HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! hey dont touch my ax its taken out a whole army

[bloodrayne]

LOL...Daddy's crazy kids...That's why we love him;) ...And he's right, too...Mommy isn't going anywhere...Mommy knows what she wants and what she needs...and it ISN'T some idiot:rolleyes:

HEY...That's FRESH blood, don't waste it all on the walls...I'm all for a bit of decorating, but dinner comes first;)...You guys need to get your priorities straight :p

[Malicious_Mirth]

*hands ax back*


sorry little man but daddy got angry!!!

[DaBroMain]

Hey BloodRaynes Guy

Here are the facts you aint ever gonna have her man shes already got the coolest mother fucker ever. Im consider Arioch my REally Really good friend and i dont really konw Bloodrayne but here is the deal if you dont stfu and lay off you are gonna have 2 6'2 230 lb country boys up that ass(not in a fag way but in a im gonna fly down to wherever you are and whoop you so bad you wont be able to piss anything but blood for about a year.)

whew. sorry everyone. but ummm that shit aint right trying to step in and fuck good shit up.......

[Je Suis Phnomne]

:confused: wondering how the phone number was gotten?

is this person a local aquaintance?

just curious, not looking to stir the pot, perhaps spice it up a bit.
*sadistic grin*

[newb]

Originally posted by DaBroMain
Hey BloodRaynes Guy

Here are the facts you aint ever gonna have her man shes already got the coolest mother fucker ever. Im consider Arioch my REally Really good friend and i dont really konw Bloodrayne but here is the deal if you dont stfu and lay off you are gonna have 2 6'2 230 lb country boys up that ass(not in a fag way but in a im gonna fly down to wherever you are and whoop you so bad you wont be able to piss anything but blood for about a year.)

whew. sorry everyone. but ummm that shit aint right trying to step in and fuck good shit up.......

You tell him DaBro.
If ya can't figure that out BloodRaynesguy.....thats a 12 foot 4inch 460 pound country dude gotta get up all in your shit......or whatever.....dog....cause...you don't mess with family.


fucker

[newb]

Originally posted by Je Suis Phnomne
:confused: wondering how the phone number was gotten?

is this person a local aquaintance?

just curious, not looking to stir the pot, perhaps spice it up a bit.
*sadistic grin*

sneaky pot stirrer.:p

[Je Suis Phnomne]

Originally posted by newb
sneaky pot stirrer.:p

lol kinda like seeing a bruise on someones arm, sometimes you just have to poke it and ask them if it still hurts.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Je Suis Phnomne
:confused: wondering how the phone number was gotten?

is this person a local aquaintance?

just curious, not looking to stir the pot, perhaps spice it up a bit.
*sadistic grin* Well...About a month ago I went to a club by myself...Danced with a few guys (I had permission :rolleyes: )...I don't drink and I did that night so I couldn't drive home...I left the truck, and one of the guys that I danced with offered to take me home, and to pick me up and take me home the next weekend so I wouldn't have to leave the truck again...THAT was why I gave him the phone number, to set up times and shit...So, the next weekend came...I got drunk again, but some shit went wrong...The brothers are all pissed off because they know the WHOLE gory story, and they are very protective, great guys...I've known Jeff (Mirth) for almost a year now, and he has helped me out in so many ways, always been there for me, and while I haven't spent any time with Josh (DaBro) they ARE twins, so...I'm just really glad to have them in my corner...And of course, all of you guys here are the shit, too...I've gotten a bit close to some of you, you know who you are;) ...I'm really glad that you're all here:)

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by newb
You tell him DaBro.
If ya can't figure that out BloodRaynesguy.....thats a 12 foot 4inch 460 pound country dude gotta get up all in your shit......or whatever.....dog....cause...you don't mess with family.


fucker Damn, Newb...You ALWAYS make me laugh...lol...I'm gonna have to make you a chicken salad sandwich someday...Allow me to reiterate...You guys are the shit :cool:

And thanks again, Mirth and DaBro:)

[newb]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
.I've gotten a bit close to some of you, you know who you are;)

Damn....I hope nine9 doesn't see that...you know how jealous she gets.


Let us know if ya need the wrecking crew down there cause I'm a 6 foot 235 pounder myself, and between me and the twins...your talking six hundred ninty something pounds of rippling man flesh just itching to kick some ass.:D

[nine9]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Well...About a month ago I went o a club by myself...Danced with a few guys (I had permission :rolleyes: )...I don't drink and I did that night so I couldn't drive home...I left the truck, and one of the guys that I danced with offered to take me home, and to pick me up and take me home the next weekend so I wouldn't have to leave the truck again...THAT was why I gave him the phone number, to set up times and shit...So, the next weekend came...I got drunk again, but some shit went wrong...The brothers are all pissed off because they know the WHOLE gory story, and they are very protective, great guys...I've known Jeff (Mirth) for almost a year now, and he has helped me out in so many ways, always been there for me, and while I haven't spent any time with Josh (DaBro) they ARE twins, so...I'm just really glad to have them in my corner...And of course, all of you guys here are the shit, too...I've gotten a bit close to some of you, you know who you are;) ...I'm really glad that you're all here:)

Oh, I didn't know you knew DBM.........well he must be ok then.........didn't get off to a good start there. :rolleyes:


And we all will protect you BR....you know I am on your side too!
Luv ya ! :D

[newb]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Damn, Newb...You ALWAYS make me laugh...lol...I'm gonna have to make you a chicken salad sandwich someday...Allow me to reiterate...You guys are the shit :cool:

And thanks again, Mirth and DaBro:)

Did someone say chicken salad:D


Hey BTW....what ever happened to stingy's movie script?

[nine9]

Originally posted by newb
Damn....I hope nine9 doesn't see that...you know how jealous she gets.


Let us know if ya need the wrecking crew down there cause I'm a 6 foot 235 pounder myself, and between me and the twins...your talking six hundred ninty something pounds of rippling man flesh just itching to kick some ass.:D

WTF!? :confused:

LMAO! You are a goof newb!............but I like you despite it all! :D :p

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by newb
Hey BTW....what ever happened to stingy's movie script? Hey...That's a damned good question...


Originally posted by newb
Oh, I didn't know you knew DBM.........well he must be ok then.........didn't get off to a good start there. Yeah...Remember, I told you on the phone? About the twins, Jeff and Josh?...DaBro is Josh, the other half of the twins:)

And you know that I love you, too...It really is like family here...TOO much like family...So, who's house are we having Thansgiving at this year?...And, who's turn is it to cook?:D

[newb]

Cheeba is the cook.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by newb
Cheeba is the cook. LMAO...OMG...Are you psychic as well as funny?...I SWEAR that I was gonna suggest Cheeba, but he loves to experiment, and I wasn't sure what we would end up with, especially if he flew over here to America and got his hands on all of these new food items, that they don't have in Austrailia...I can already see him setting up the culinary laboratory in the basement...White smock covered in chocolate, chili and A1 Steak Sauce...Eyes glittering with excitement...lol

[newb]

Better that he comes here to cook. Otherwise we would be eating fried wombats or grilled kangaroo.

[mayoisthedevil]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
LMAO...OMG...Are you psychic as well as funny?...I SWEAR that I was gonna suggest Cheeba, but he loves to experiment, and I wasn't sure what we would end up with, especially if he flew over here to America and got his hands on all of these new food items, that they don't have in Austrailia...I can already see him setting up the culinary laboratory in the basement...White smock covered in chocolate, chili and A1 Steak Sauce...Eyes glittering with excitement...lol

what i don't understand, is why he isnt' like 500 lbs...bastard. :mad: :mad:

[DaBroMain]

Originally posted by nine9
Oh, I didn't know you knew DBM.........well he must be ok then.........didn't get off to a good start there. :rolleyes:


And we all will protect you BR....you know I am on your side too!
Luv ya ! :D
Damn Nine9 didnt know you didnt like me that much lol.

[Malicious_Mirth]

man this is hillarious

newb your too much...........that is alot of country boy......lol


HAHAHAHAHAHA


cant stop laughin at that shit

[nine9]

Originally posted by DaBroMain
Damn Nine9 didnt know you didnt like me that much lol.

Oh forget it........ just thought you jumped on me on MD's thread.

It is ok...........don't worry about it! :)

I just am one not to let little comments go by........have to call people on them...just my nature I guess! :rolleyes:

Truce.........no prob here...........just know that I am not uptight. I had a prob with someone posting continuous garbage for a while and I had to comment or I would have exploded. I really do just have to speak my mind......that is all! :p

[DaBroMain]

That is a damn honorable quality nine9..

i didnt mean for it to sound like i was bustin on ya lol....*also likes to speak his mind*



:D


i just like to joke a lot and it is kinda hard to sound sarcastic on a keyboard. whoot

*will try harder*:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[nine9]

Originally posted by DaBroMain
That is a damn honorable quality nine9..

i didnt mean for it to sound like i was bustin on ya lol....*also likes to speak his mind*



:D


i just like to joke a lot and it is kinda hard to sound sarcastic on a keyboard. whoot

*will try harder*:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Well, don't worry about it......I guess you are alot like me. :)

I'm sure we'll get to be good friends...you can ask BR about me.......she'll tell you what I am like. We are really good friends and also alot alike. I do have a nasty streak but I am really loyal to my friends.......ask anyone here! LOL! JK........I'm a sweety really....just don't tell anyone or you will die LOL! ;)

[DaBroMain]

Jive.


your secrets safe with me...:D :D

[hellfire1]

LMAO

[nine9]

Originally posted by DaBroMain
Jive.


your secrets safe with me...:D :D

I think I will really like you DBM! lol! :p

[Hate_Breeder]

What the shit did i miss

*looks around*

wow

*walks out*

[Arioch]

i didnt mean for it to sound like i was bustin on ya lol....*also likes to speak his mind*

"Im just breakin' your balls a little Tommy, whats the big deal....so im breakin' your balls a bit"

[newb]

Originally posted by Arioch
"Im just breakin' your balls a little Tommy, whats the big deal....so im breakin' your balls a bit"

Good Fellas

Ain't this suppose to be in the" sam the egg" thread?

[FreddyC.Krueger]

Aw, how sweet. It looks like our dear Clarice has a admirer. And it looks as though he is completely in her grasp. She is now his mistress. :D May I be the first to sing the song? Clarice and Rayne's Guy sittin' in a tree. L-I-C-K-I-N-G. First comes sex, then comes aids, then comes a brat in a baby cage.

[bloodrayne]

UGH...Won't someone PLEASE delete this thread?!

[MichaelMyers]

Wakka wakka.

[bloodrayne]

Stacy...If you see this...Would you PLEASE delete this thread?...I do believe that it has done it's damage, and therefore is no longer necessary...:rolleyes:

[Arioch]

Aw, how sweet. It looks like our dear Clarice has a admirer. And it looks as though he is completely in her grasp. She is now his mistress. May I be the first to sing the song? Clarice and Rayne's Guy sittin' in a tree. L-I-C-K-I-N-G. First comes sex, then comes aids, then comes a brat in a baby cage

Shall we add another notch to the belt that is Bloodrayne's admirer's then?

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Arioch
Shall we add another notch to the belt that is Bloodrayne's admirer's then? Completely uncalled for...

[Arioch]

Its relevant, he came back and he has always been partial to you as well.......:p