View Full Version : NEW!!! the "random crap" tournament!!
Vodstok
09-20-2004, 05:14 AM
just because i am weird, here is a weird tournament.
http://ucsu.colorado.edu/~lambn/images/nutshot.jpg
A guy getting lifted off the ground by a kick to the nuts during a footy
Vs.
The "Free cat" pic
http://www.rightmoment.blogspot.com/Pics/free%20cat.jpg
allmykids
09-20-2004, 05:17 AM
Your right you are weird, But then so am I !!!
The Free cat!! :D
Tough one. Being a male, the first one made me cringe, and being an animal lover the second one made me cry. Ok...maybe I didn't cry and the cat was already dead when someone put the sign there.........hmmmmm kick in the nuts or dead cat...I'm gonna go with the dead pussy......being married for as long as I have, I can relate.:(
Je Suis Phnomne
09-20-2004, 05:25 AM
The Free cat
Vodstok
09-20-2004, 05:41 AM
Jes suis, you officially have the coolest avatar :)
"Sound-off like you got a pair!"
WaR38
09-20-2004, 06:04 AM
If your going with football players getting kick down below you gotta get Vinnie Jones' picture. The movie that got him kicked out of playing football.
http://joblo.nexcess.net/images/vinniejones1.jpg
So Great Vinnie Jones is the man.
"He first came to public notice as a professional footballer, playing in the English Football League. Noted as one of soccer's hard men, he leapt to fame when a photographer at a match snapped him "marking" Newcastle United's Paul Gascoigne by grabbing his testicles."
Vodstok
09-20-2004, 06:06 AM
I saw that in Maxim years ago, that is a great shot... Bullet Tooth Tony... So fucking appropriate...
"Why do they call him "the bullet dodger"?"
"Because....He dodges bullets....."
WaR38
09-20-2004, 06:10 AM
Haha great movie.
nine9
09-20-2004, 06:41 AM
The football one............the cat looks like my little Simon :(
ShankS
09-20-2004, 06:45 AM
A guy getting lifted off the ground by a kick to the nuts during a footy
Vodstok
09-20-2004, 07:19 AM
3-3 tie so far
Screw the word "soccer" (Damn americans...). After seeing Dog Soldiers, it will always be a "footy" to me :) I love that word.
Je Suis Phnomne
09-20-2004, 07:49 AM
I like the pics where the road crews paint lines over the road kill
hellfire1
09-20-2004, 08:01 AM
wow... aren't you a cheery one!
the football pic
Vodstok
09-20-2004, 08:06 AM
4-3 for the nut-shot.
i bet the results here would be a lot different if i asked "which would you prefer, a dead cat or a kick in the nuts?".
:p hehe.
Vodstok
09-20-2004, 08:11 AM
The nut-shot wins! Yep, people's suffering IS funnier than a dead animal.
Now:
http://www.clearfour.com/condiment/pco_mustard.jpg
A Mustard packet
Vs.
Eric "Poncho" Estrada
http://www.dare.com/IDAV/200Estrada_copy.JPG
ShankS
09-20-2004, 08:14 AM
you can have some fun with a mustard sachet... so its the win!!
No question on this one.
Mustard all the way.
nine9
09-20-2004, 08:30 AM
I'm not sure why mustard is funny :confused:
But..........I'll go with the majority vote! :rolleyes:
nine9
09-20-2004, 08:42 AM
Originally posted by MD2
Did ya ever stomp on one. If ya aim it right some ppl can get VERY pissed off. Its hilarious.
Nope...........maybe I will try it with my dog.
:p
Vodstok
09-20-2004, 08:44 AM
4-0... man, he really is a has-been, isnt he? The Dashing officer Poncho (raincoat, what the?) is beeing outclassed by a condiment.
ShankS
09-20-2004, 09:00 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
4-0... man, he really is a has-been, isnt he? The Dashing officer Poncho (raincoat, what the?) is beeing outclassed by a condiment.
lol does Eric have a web site? maybe a popular fansite? we should post a link to this and see what he makes of mustard packets giving him a butt kick :D
Vodstok
09-20-2004, 09:03 AM
HAHAHA! YES HE DOES!
http://www.erikestrada.com/main.html
Send him a message:
[email protected]
ShankS
09-20-2004, 09:06 AM
lol and there's music when you click the links.
ShankS
09-20-2004, 09:08 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
HAHAHA! YES HE DOES!
http://www.erikestrada.com/main.html
Send him a message:
[email protected]
gona send an email, says on the site he reads every email replys to them :D
Vodstok
09-20-2004, 09:12 AM
You are my hero, shanks :)
not to give too much about the next showdown, but check thisout. You might want to see if there is an email address here, too:
be prepared for the funny... (http://www.davidhasselhoff.com/)
Oh and comon people, one more vote and the Chips star gets creamed by the mustard.
Originally posted by Vodstok
You are my hero, shanks :)
not to give too much about the next showdown, but check thisout. You might want to see if there is an email address here, too:
be prepared for the funny... (http://www.davidhasselhoff.com/)
Oh and comon people, one more vote and the Chips star gets creamed by the mustard.
vs a ketchup pack?:D
ShankS
09-20-2004, 09:24 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
You are my hero, shanks :)
not to give too much about the next showdown, but check thisout. You might want to see if there is an email address here, too:
be prepared for the funny... (http://www.davidhasselhoff.com/)
Oh and comon people, one more vote and the Chips star gets creamed by the mustard.
haha awesome!! just sent the email, waiting for a reply
Hasselhoffffffffffffefefeferrfffff!!! :D
thepsychicfetus
09-20-2004, 09:29 AM
sorry, but since this is a random thread, heres something random.
http://www.picit.com/data/media/116/midget_basketball.jpg
what up now?
Vodstok
09-20-2004, 09:32 AM
well, we're still waiting for a final vote on poncho, but nothing says i cant start another one. No, David is not going against a Ketchup packet. its....
http://www.melemarce.com/Miti_passati/Immagini/davhasselhoff_dave13.jpg
David Hasselhoff!!!!
Vs.!!!!
A Crab Louse!!!!
http://www.tdh.state.tx.us/lab/images/pubic_louse.jpg
And i still want more votes on the estrada/mustard tourney. i want that official.
Vodstok
09-20-2004, 09:33 AM
Originally posted by thepsychicfetus
sorry, but since this is a random thread, heres something random.
http://www.picit.com/data/media/116/midget_basketball.jpg
what up now?
Great pic, fetus :D
Check this ojne out. i was laughing for a few minutes over it, it is just so fucking WRONG
http://www.thesunmachine.net/image_archive/archive/feb03/hasselhoff.jpg
The face-hugger scares me.
Going with the hass on this one.
http://www.mollen.net/hasselhoff%20swings.gif
thepsychicfetus
09-20-2004, 09:38 AM
WORST......
.....THING.....
..........EVER!
lol, thats just awful.
thepsychicfetus
09-20-2004, 09:39 AM
http://www.chikapu.com/streetfighterlegends/misc/hasscosp.gif
Hasselhof as street fighter character?
nine9
09-20-2004, 09:40 AM
eeeeewwwwwwwwww Hasselass is so sickening.....:eek:
Definitely him!
ShankS
09-20-2004, 09:40 AM
Hasselhoff Raw !! roflmao :D not seen that one before.
thepsychicfetus
09-20-2004, 09:41 AM
or
http://www.geocities.co.jp/Hollywood-Miyuki/7361/index/pho.hasselhof.JPG
hasselhof stoned?
Vodstok
09-20-2004, 09:41 AM
this is great.. first the star of chips gets beaten by a fast-food condiment, now michael knight is winning against pubic lice because he is more revolting. :)
ShankS
09-20-2004, 09:44 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
this is great.. first the star of chips gets beaten by a fast-food condiment, now michael knight is winning against pubic lice because he is more revolting. :)
gona have to vote for Hasser on this one... crabs are not nice
ShankS
09-20-2004, 09:45 AM
arent the Germans big fans of Hasselhoff and Baywatch? they still show reruns of the show on their networks.
HEY KIDS, why play DOOM 3 and Half Life 2 when you can be playing this.
http://www.viva.tv/img/317/mt_spielen_hasselhoff.jpg
thepsychicfetus
09-20-2004, 09:46 AM
HEY!
http://www.seepealweb.com/circumnav2001/No%20Urinating.jpg
respect it
thepsychicfetus
09-20-2004, 09:47 AM
oh and guess what,
http://www.dinf.ne.jp/doc/english/global/david/dwe001/dwe001g/dwe00142g26.gif
hellfire1
09-20-2004, 10:13 AM
just to make the other one official, i'll go with mustard.
and for this one definitely david hasslehoff... *shudders*
zwoti
09-20-2004, 10:14 AM
Originally posted by newb
The face-hugger scares me.
Going with the hass on this one.
http://www.mollen.net/hasselhoff%20swings.gif
hey i hear hot shot city (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/customer-reviews/B0000070S1/104-8779612-5004742?%5Fencoding=UTF8) is particularly good :D
Vodstok
09-20-2004, 10:37 AM
LOL! Those reviews were some of the funniest fuckign things i have ever seen.....:D
Hasselhoff is winning, it is yet again 4-0. poor poor pubic lice...no one loves them.. even their mothers are afraid they'll get crabs....
zwoti
09-20-2004, 10:43 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
LOL! Those reviews were some of the funniest fuckign things i have ever seen.....:D
Hasselhoff is winning, it is yet again 4-0. poor poor pubic lice...no one loves them.. even their mothers are afraid they'll get crabs....
i confess i might have done a review, but the rest are someone else's work....and they continue to appear, i go back every month or so to check up
ShankS
09-20-2004, 11:00 AM
lol 1011 reviews... thats some following :D
just read some... bloody funny.
bwind22
09-20-2004, 11:54 AM
I vote for Ponch on that last match. (That way if he comes to this site and is crushed, at least he will see me as his only friend and send me free stuff.)
I'll go with Hasselhoff on this one.
P.S. Nice tourney Vod, very funny.
Vodstok
09-20-2004, 12:22 PM
And Mr BAYWATCH himself wins out over genital infesting parasites! Who would have thought people would see things that way? i would havwe thought crab Lice were a little more disgusting, but there you go.....:)
Thanks, btw, bwind :).
Now for a REALLLLL close one. The outcome is anyone's guess.....
http://www.sterlingtrades.com/graphics/ent027.jpg
Suzanne Sommers
Vs.
what is described as Blue plastic bag. Presumably filled with dog shit. AKA: Option 2
http://www.exuberance.com/photo/2002-05-beach-litter/img/27.jpg
thepsychicfetus
09-20-2004, 12:31 PM
definately suzanne somers
http://64.211.46.141/nm/S/SUZANNE_SOMERS001.JPG
what a hottie!
thepsychicfetus
09-20-2004, 12:35 PM
she can cook too!
http://www.supercomics.com/stars/rmsomers3.gif
thepsychicfetus
09-20-2004, 12:38 PM
and if for nothing else, she did give us the thighmaster.....
http://grt.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p945775reg.jpg
Vodstok
09-20-2004, 12:41 PM
She is an evil whore. However, a little known fact... She did show her tits off in a movie before she was anybody. Check out the Dirty Harry movie Magnum Force. She takes her top off in a pool.
thepsychicfetus
09-20-2004, 12:45 PM
NICE!
oh, this just says it all for the bag
http://radio.weblogs.com/0113064/images/2002/09/29/smelly.gif
thepsychicfetus
09-20-2004, 12:46 PM
although in comparing the two,
much like the blue bag, suzanne somers has given us lots of shit.
"step by step" for instance
bwind22
09-20-2004, 12:57 PM
lol The saddest part is... 'Step by Step' was the high point of her career.
I'll vote for the sack of shit.
MichaelMyers
09-20-2004, 12:59 PM
Blue plastic bag.
thepsychicfetus
09-20-2004, 12:59 PM
haha, indeed.
Vodstok
09-20-2004, 02:04 PM
2-1 in favor of the sack of shit.
Oops, i should specify, the inanimate sack of shit.
The blue one.
The bag of dog shit from the beach.
Oh fuck it... Option 2! NOT Suzanne Sommers....
zwoti
09-20-2004, 02:12 PM
i'll vote for the bag not married to patrick duffy
Vodstok
09-20-2004, 02:13 PM
I wonder is ShankS will email her that she lost a contest to a bag of dog shit? :D
thepsychicfetus
09-20-2004, 02:30 PM
hopefully
thepsychicfetus
09-20-2004, 02:34 PM
she loses lots of stuff doesnt she?
http://www.workout-equipment.org/images/0609800582h.jpg
haha, loser whore
Vampenguin
09-20-2004, 02:50 PM
Option 2
This is the best damn tourney ever!!!!!!
nine9
09-20-2004, 04:34 PM
Now I am sort of confused.......do I vote for which I LIKE better..........or which is more stupid?
I have always liked Suzanne.......my brother always thought I looked like her so I can't hate her too much........I also liked her as Chrissy. Hey..........I lived in the seventies.......what can I say?
:rolleyes:
Je Suis Phnomne
09-20-2004, 04:35 PM
can we set the bag of poo on fire, and put it out by beating the bag repeated by grabbing her legs and slamming her on top of it as a 3rd option?
crazy clown
09-20-2004, 04:41 PM
sack of shit
enough of this tournaments going on now a days
ShankS
09-21-2004, 12:37 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
I wonder is ShankS will email her that she lost a contest to a bag of dog shit? :D
give me her email addy and I will.
As for Chips, I'm waiting for a reply from Poncho. I said in the email, that If he didnt mind, I'd post his reply, in this thread on his behalf, so you guys could get to see his reply. :)
zwoti
09-21-2004, 04:00 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
give me her email addy and I will.
As for Chips, I'm waiting for a reply from Poncho. I said in the email, that If he didnt mind, I'd post his reply, in this thread on his behalf, so you guys could get to see his reply. :)
while you are at it, can you e-mail mr gates and give him an earfull
Vodstok
09-21-2004, 04:09 AM
Originally posted by Je Suis Phnomne
can we set the bag of poo on fire, and put it out by beating the bag repeated by grabbing her legs and slamming her on top of it as a 3rd option?
4 for the bag of dog doo
1 for Suzanne
1 for Option 3 :D
BudMan
09-21-2004, 05:32 AM
I'm gonna vote for Suzanne.
I think I could have more fun with her than a blue bag of dog shit.
Vodstok
09-29-2004, 05:51 AM
A blue bag of dogshit wins!
http://www.grographics.com/webactivism/blogimages/dumbass.jpg
This pic i found doing a google image search on the word "Dumbass"
Vs.
this pic i found doing a google image serach on "dumb fuck"
http://www.ilovebacon.com/062702/goodpay.jpg
ShankS
09-29-2004, 07:10 AM
dumbass... swans are a bit mental.
been walking past a lake over the park, and chucked a piece of sandwich at it, the bloody things kept following me through the park.
dantehorrorfan
09-29-2004, 07:37 AM
dumbass
Vodstok
09-29-2004, 11:31 AM
what the fuck, yo?
No one has an opinion on dumbass vs dumb fuck?:confused: :eek:
MichaelMyers
09-29-2004, 11:32 AM
Dumbass.
zwoti
09-29-2004, 11:33 AM
i'll vote for the swan
Vodstok
09-29-2004, 11:37 AM
dumbass beating dumb fuck, 4-0
god, what i would give to hear someone say that on tv....:)
SadystkMyndphuk
09-29-2004, 11:59 AM
dumbass
*note: this is a reply in the contest, not a ill attempt at a flame*
Vodstok
09-29-2004, 12:19 PM
;) Im a tad smarter than that, but i appreciate it nonetheless :)
Looks like dumbass wins! Yay Dumbass!
too bad for dumb fuck...
yet another thing i want to hear on tv :)
Now...
http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/snuffit1/snuffit1.jpg
This Public Service Announcement
Vs
A Kid Chameleon Screenshot
http://edu.supereva.it/retrocomputer/Immagini/kidch0_2.gif
SadystkMyndphuk
09-29-2004, 12:23 PM
This Public Service Announcement
orangestar
09-29-2004, 12:26 PM
PSA
zwoti
09-29-2004, 12:38 PM
Kid Chameleon Screenshot
friday13thfan
09-29-2004, 12:40 PM
PSA
MichaelMyers
09-29-2004, 12:51 PM
The Kid Chameleon screenshot.
hellfire1
09-29-2004, 01:06 PM
public service announcement
dantehorrorfan
09-29-2004, 01:19 PM
PSA
Vodstok
02-10-2005, 09:10 AM
Wow, this thing died back in September.....
looks liek the ol' pubic cervix announcement won.
What other random crap can we pit against each other?
http://oblivio.com/images/ojtub.jpg
A little man made ourt of an Orange juice carrton
Vs.
Fenris, the giant Norse wolf that will someday devour the world during ragnarok
http://webhome.idirect.com/~donlong/fenris.jpg
AUSTIN316426808
02-10-2005, 09:13 AM
fenris
Vodstok
02-10-2005, 09:16 AM
I wonder if Shanks ever got a reply from Eric Estrada? If not, then Poncho is a lying bastard, his website says he responds to EVERY email.... I may have to find somehting even more degrading for him.....
Gren the cake
02-10-2005, 09:39 AM
i hafto go with the tropicana. i fucking LOVE fruit juice !!!!
AUSTIN316426808
02-10-2005, 09:44 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Poncho is a lying bastard
this made me cry laughing cause I swear the moment I finished reading it a chips rerun came on.
Vodstok
02-10-2005, 09:59 AM
That is funny :)
dantehorrorfan
02-10-2005, 12:35 PM
fenris
The Mothman
02-10-2005, 05:44 PM
FAT KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://crazy-jokes.com/pictures/bigcat2.jpg
http://clubs.berlinwall.org/dryink/kitty.3.jpg
ItsAlive75
02-10-2005, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by The Mothman
FAT KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://crazy-jokes.com/pictures/bigcat2.jpg
http://clubs.berlinwall.org/dryink/kitty.3.jpg
Hey, that's looks like my little brother.
ShankS
02-10-2005, 11:21 PM
Originally posted by Vodstok
I wonder if Shanks ever got a reply from Eric Estrada? If not, then Poncho is a lying bastard, his website says he responds to EVERY email.... I may have to find somehting even more degrading for him.....
No I never :mad: I took time in writing a good email to him and he never replied
time to spam his in-box :D
Vodstok
02-11-2005, 03:48 AM
3-1 for the world devouring wolf... Go figure...
Kick poncho's emails ass Shanks! Kick it! Yah! RAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
urgeok
02-11-2005, 05:34 AM
Originally posted by The Mothman
FAT KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[[/IMG]
with a florida used car salesman !
taylorsmommy
02-11-2005, 05:44 AM
Damn and I thought Taylor was fat! I'll never call him fat again!
The Mothman
02-11-2005, 06:18 AM
i luv fat kitties:D
Gren the cake
02-11-2005, 06:20 AM
^^ that sound so wrong LOL
but ya those fat cats RULE! i want one like that, but in bunny form!
The_Return
02-11-2005, 07:31 AM
Gotta be the tropicana man!
The Mothman
02-11-2005, 08:06 AM
speaking of fat kitties, these are mine!
http://imagehost.biz/ims/pictes/239820.jpg
SO CUTE!
Vodstok
02-11-2005, 09:28 AM
3-2, fenris is still in the lead, but that little OJ guy is catching up....
Wait... OJ? Holy shit! Thta wolf is screwed! He may eat the world, but OJ is a fucking vicious murderer....
Vodstok
02-14-2005, 05:43 AM
bump, you bastards.....
urgeok
02-14-2005, 06:04 AM
i can go with food and animals ...
but i'm a little cold on this one..
ChEEbA
02-14-2005, 06:33 AM
shut up...
Fenris.
X¤MurderDoll¤X
02-14-2005, 06:35 AM
Fenris
urgeok
02-14-2005, 06:38 AM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
shut up...
Fenris.
ChEEbA
02-14-2005, 06:38 AM
And it's OVER!
***DING DING DING***
Vodstok
02-14-2005, 06:53 AM
Fenris wins!
Now, a damaged prick battle
http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/nopalitos.jpg
A chopped up catus
Vs.
John Wayne Bobbit
http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/misc/john-wayne-bobbitt/john-wayne-bobbit-mug.jpg
The_Return
02-14-2005, 07:01 AM
Yum...Cactus
Vodstok
02-14-2005, 07:02 AM
Originally posted by The_Return
Yum...John Bobbit
We all know what you were really thinking.....
urgeok
02-14-2005, 07:04 AM
Frankenpenis
X¤MurderDoll¤X
02-14-2005, 07:04 AM
Bobbit.
Vodstok
02-14-2005, 09:45 AM
Dickless is winning, 2-1
urgeok
02-14-2005, 09:54 AM
mine wasnt a vote !!
still 1- 1
AUSTIN316426808
02-14-2005, 10:01 AM
bobbit
hurts just thinking about it.
aborted
02-14-2005, 10:34 AM
didnt he do porn after his....."accident"?
Vodstok
02-14-2005, 11:56 AM
Yeah....
Get drunk, beat/rape your wife, puke on her shoes, get your dick cut off, get a porn deal.
Jesus... Ron Jeremy had to rely on having a big dick and knowing how to use it....
urgeok
02-14-2005, 11:56 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Yeah....
Get drunk, beat/rape your wife, puke on her shoes, get your dick cut off, get a porn deal.
Jesus... Ron Jeremy had to rely on having a big dick and knowing how to use it....
Ron Jeremy was funny as hell though
Originally posted by urgeok
Ron Jeremy was funny as hell though
Don't they call him "The Hedgehog"
I'll vote for the cactus.
GorePhobia
02-14-2005, 11:58 AM
:( more ppl vote in this one then they do in mine....that sucks
Vodstok
02-14-2005, 12:02 PM
2-1 for the cactus.
Gore, your tournament didnt feature Poncho Vs the Mustard packet or Suzanne Sommers vs the blue bag of dog shit.
Its all about marketing, my freind :D
GorePhobia
02-14-2005, 12:03 PM
yeah ur right....good job vod
i vote cactus
Vodstok
02-15-2005, 04:05 AM
3-1 for the green prick
ShankS
02-15-2005, 05:05 AM
Cactus
Vodstok
02-15-2005, 05:07 AM
4-1. Jesus, the only celebrity that has won so far was Michael Knight, and he won because he was WORSE than a crab louse....
ShankS
02-15-2005, 05:10 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
4-1. Jesus, the only celebrity that has won so far was Michael Knight, and he won because he was WORSE than a crab louse....
I think it was the cheesy kit voice overs in that car that won it for him ...lol
The Mothman
02-15-2005, 05:19 AM
............................. fuck i cant delete my post
ChEEbA
02-15-2005, 05:31 AM
the cactus, dammit...
Vodstok
02-15-2005, 06:40 AM
The cactus wins! Sorry John, you lose again. Pecker :D
now...
http://jeremy.zawodny.com/misc/frozen-dildo.jpg
A woman kissing a trophy that vaguely look sliek she is giving head
Vs.
This disturbing pic of a little kid eating bread
No contest
The kissing glass dick pic
ShankS
02-15-2005, 06:43 AM
I prefer playing golf to chewing on tough french stick that rips back your gums, so I go for Golf Girl Sucking.
AUSTIN316426808
02-15-2005, 06:43 AM
the woman
Vodstok
02-15-2005, 06:49 AM
3-0.. I get the feeling that the woman will win if for no other reason that people will think that voting for the other will get them labeled a pedophile.
Pete Townsed:
I vote for the kid, but only because i am doing research for my autobiography.
urgeok
02-15-2005, 07:07 AM
all i can say is : thank god that's a woman holding the bread.
lady golfers always make me horny ...(as do lady skaters and tennis players) so I'm def going for the first picture as it has given me a jolly nice woody.
Vodstok
02-15-2005, 07:21 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
all i can say is : thank god that's a woman holding the bread.
lady golfers always make me horny ...(as do lady skaters and tennis players) so I'm def going for the first picture as it has given me a jolly nice woody.
4-0.
I actually thought that was a guy the first time i saw that pic. I bet that lady hates me :D
The Mothman
02-15-2005, 07:24 AM
jesus christ, both of those are so funny, but I'd have to go with the baby man. jesus christ:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p
Vodstok
02-15-2005, 08:11 AM
HAH! Im not the only one who thought she was a he!
Vodstok
02-15-2005, 09:03 AM
4-1
The bread is catching up!
Not really, but it has a vote.
Marroe
02-15-2005, 02:14 PM
Are we voting on weird? I swear that kid in the pic just blinked at me, but I stared for a minute and It didn't happen again........I'm gonna go with the kid anyway, just cuz that freaked me out.
The_Return
02-15-2005, 02:37 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
Are we voting on weird? I swear that kid in the pic just blinked at me, but I stared for a minute and It didn't happen again........I'm gonna go with the kid anyway, just cuz that freaked me out.
Put the pipe down slowly.....
Anywa, I vote for the kid too. The golfer is overexposd, Ive seen it too often
Marroe
02-15-2005, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by The_Return
Put the pipe down slowly.....
shhhhhhhhhhh;)
allmykids
02-15-2005, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
Are we voting on weird? I swear that kid in the pic just blinked at me, but I stared for a minute and It didn't happen again........I'm gonna go with the kid anyway, just cuz that freaked me out.
Same here!!
Marroe
02-15-2005, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by allmykids
Same here!! DID IT BLINK AT YOU TOO????!!!!!
ChEEbA
02-15-2005, 06:56 PM
Aw Marroe....you so crazy....
Gren the cake
02-15-2005, 07:14 PM
i like the baby one!
Vodstok
02-16-2005, 03:51 AM
And the Baby blowing bread wins with a record comeback!!!!
now, who wins out of this one?
http://www.wonkette.com/images/fully%20erect%20and%20huge.jpg
The Elephant Hat
Vs.
A man with a Huge Cock
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/TexasChicken.jpg
AUSTIN316426808
02-16-2005, 03:55 AM
I'm assuming that the first jackass is a republican so I vote for the big cock.
it's not that I don't like republicans, it's that I don't like politicians period.
Vodstok
02-21-2005, 11:04 AM
Cmon folks... Big cock is winning.
Kitty
02-21-2005, 11:24 AM
I love Bannanas
and they smell good.
Hey this is random enough rite?
Za'afiel
02-21-2005, 11:27 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
And the Baby blowing bread wins with a record comeback!!!!
now, who wins out of this one?
http://www.wonkette.com/images/fully%20erect%20and%20huge.jpg
The Elephant Hat
Vs.
A man with a Huge Cock
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/TexasChicken.jpg
The elephant hat , just cause I want one.
Kitty
02-21-2005, 11:30 AM
um i'll just back away now*backing up turns and starts running towards the nearest exit,BAM,"Look at all the pretty colors"*
Za'afiel
02-21-2005, 11:30 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
The cactus wins! Sorry John, you lose again. Pecker :D
now...
http://jeremy.zawodny.com/misc/frozen-dildo.jpg
A woman kissing a trophy that vaguely look sliek she is giving head
Vs.
This disturbing pic of a little kid eating bread
The kid you sick bastard. (j/k very funny pic)
Kitty
02-21-2005, 11:32 AM
*runs away skreeming **While bashing into every countertop in the hospital**
Za'afiel
02-21-2005, 12:31 PM
Originally posted by Kitty
*runs away skreeming **While bashing into every countertop in the hospital**
Bad drugs baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
ShankS
02-21-2005, 12:59 PM
The mutant chicken
Kitty
02-21-2005, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by Za'afiel
Bad drugs baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
"WTF are my drugs at"
little girl"Mommy why are you yelling?"
Mother-"i'm not yelling."
Little girl skreems at her mother-"yes you are"
Mother-"
Watch your tone of voice little lady"....Whille poping 18 different drugs in her mouth.
Morral-Idk yet!
GorePhobia
02-21-2005, 01:29 PM
im voting for the elepenis hat :)
Za'afiel
02-21-2005, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by Kitty
"WTF are my drugs at"
little girl"Mommy why are you yelling?"
Mother-"i'm not yelling."
Little girl skreems at her mother-"yes you are"
Mother-"
Watch your tone of voice little lady"....Whille poping 18 different drugs in her mouth.
Morral-Idk yet!
I have nothing too say so I'll just post this.
Kitty
02-21-2005, 03:49 PM
good enough for me
Me and Friday Playing soccor
It don't end up well one of us always gets hurt (usually me)
Za'afiel
02-21-2005, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by Kitty
good enough for me
Me and Friday Playing soccor
It don't end up well one of us always gets hurt (usually me)
That must had been painfull. I would had payed alot just too see the guys face after receving that kick.
ChEEbA
02-21-2005, 05:01 PM
The hat.
The Mothman
02-21-2005, 06:22 PM
I like the ernie pic lol
Marroe
02-21-2005, 08:01 PM
Hmmmm.....I think I have a hat like that on my closet...Kay, there's the vote
jay o2 waster
02-21-2005, 08:04 PM
GIANT COCK
AmarylandPsycho
02-21-2005, 08:13 PM
That bert pic trumps everything
bloody_ribcut
02-21-2005, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by Za'afiel
I have nothing too say so I'll just post this.
zwoti
02-21-2005, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by jay o2 waster
GIANT COCK
just couldn't bring myself to type it :p
Vodstok
02-22-2005, 04:15 AM
4-4....
ChEEbA
02-22-2005, 04:54 AM
The giant cock wearing the elephant hat.
Vodstok
02-22-2005, 08:01 AM
Tie! Thanks to cheeba. YAY! no shit wins over other shit!
I was trying to find images that would convey my disdain for corporate America in a meaningful way, but as i was unable to find and appropriate image, i decided to go with this one found searching for the word "fuck".
http://www.couronne.net/images/july6/rio13.jpg
"Fuck" Picture
Vs.
Thjis one i found searchingon "Bullshit"
http://overcaffeinated.net/extras/bullshit800x600.jpg
AUSTIN316426808
02-22-2005, 08:18 AM
bullshit
zwoti
02-22-2005, 09:54 AM
http://www.hatefulmonday.com/pictures/bullshit/bullshit.gif
Marroe
02-22-2005, 02:12 PM
Poor kitty
ShankS
02-22-2005, 02:18 PM
that fucker is being nasty to that cat, so I vote for the other picture.
ChEEbA
02-22-2005, 04:00 PM
Yeah, I gotta go with bullshit 'cos of the animal cruelty factor.
Gren the cake
02-23-2005, 11:56 PM
bullshit
that cat pic is fuckin scary!!!
friday13thfan
02-25-2005, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by Kitty
good enough for me
Me and Friday Playing soccor
It don't end up well one of us always gets hurt (usually me)
why are so oppsesed with me!!!??? GOd stop saying my name you fucking ReTrAd:mad:
jay o2 waster
02-25-2005, 06:53 PM
bullshit
_Leatha_Face_
02-25-2005, 09:17 PM
ok, Next Round?
The_Return
02-26-2005, 05:36 AM
Pointless vote, but Im a postwhore...so Bullshit
And the cat represents what we'd all like to do with Kitty
Kitty
02-26-2005, 07:50 AM
Originally posted by friday13thfan
why are so oppsesed with me!!!??? GOd stop saying my name you fucking ReTrAd:mad:
did i mention she,i mean he is a spaz?
friday13thfan
02-27-2005, 06:16 PM
umma the next round would be nice vodman
Vodstok
02-28-2005, 04:15 AM
Looks like Bullshit really does walk, all over fuck.
Sorry about the delay, people. I was in upstate NY all weekend.
better album:
http://hogranch.com/mayer/images/tap_ivdm.jpg
Intravenus De Milo
Vs.
Shark Sandwich (aka. "Shit Sandwich")
http://www.filmwise.com/visual/missing_01/image_05a.jpg
urgeok
02-28-2005, 04:47 AM
intravenus .. its more irreverant
kpropain
02-28-2005, 04:48 AM
Intravenus De Milo
zwoti
02-28-2005, 04:49 AM
Originally posted by kpropain
Intravenus De Milo
prefer the cover
Vodstok
02-28-2005, 04:56 AM
Probably a silly question, zwoti, but is that Bill Hicks in your avatar?
zwoti
02-28-2005, 05:03 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Probably a silly question, zwoti, but is that Bill Hicks in your avatar?
bill hicks in the avatar and a bill hicks quote as my signature..........i have returned with a vengeance
kpropain
02-28-2005, 05:08 AM
Originally posted by zwoti
bill hicks in the avatar and a bill hicks quote as my signature..........i have returned with a vengeance
LOL when I saw you changed your av back to Bill Hicks it gave me a feeling of deja vu there for a minute.:)
Or maybe it was the joint I just got finished smoking.:D
Vodstok
02-28-2005, 05:15 AM
I love dhis joke about the Drought in LA.
"LA had a drought. Then it rained for days, but it flooded. Didnt do a damn thing for the drought.
I can just see the weather man now:
It rained for 4 days straight. Didnt do a thing for the drought. Back to you bob...
I'm pretty sure if you have a drought, the answer to your problem is water... it's not liek Dow chemical is out there making an anti-drought spray.
If you have a drought and water doesnt fix it..... You're screwed.."
Shark Sandwich
just to be different
_Leatha_Face_
02-28-2005, 07:39 AM
Spinal Tap
Vodstok
02-28-2005, 07:43 AM
Originally posted by _Leatha_Face_
Spinal Tap Need some coffee?
They are both spinal tap ;)
_Leatha_Face_
02-28-2005, 07:50 AM
i couldnt decide so give me one for both ;)
AUSTIN316426808
02-28-2005, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by Vodstok
http://hogranch.com/mayer/images/tap_ivdm.jpg
[B]Intravenus De Milo
[/IMG]
The_Return
02-28-2005, 02:00 PM
Not a fan, so Ill say Intravenus De Milo so we're closer to the next match.
ShankS
02-28-2005, 11:23 PM
Intravenus De Milo
allmykids
03-01-2005, 01:48 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
Intravenus De Milo
Same here