Here I am...now what are you going to do with me?

[ZombieAss]

Something horrible I hope!

Hello everyone...
I am new to this forum...love them horror movies!

[Sistinas]

You can eat........naw, fuck it, welcome to the forum.Have a great time.

[allmykids]

Welcome To our Nightmare!! Have fun !!! :D :D

[nine9]

Well good attitude noob!............You must not be new to forums......obviously you know what to expect lol!

Welcome :)

[ShankS]

Originally posted by ZombieAss
Something horrible I hope!

Hello everyone...
I am new to this forum...love them horror movies!


good... a n00bie that knows his place.

[tachii]

welcome and happy hauntings

[MichaelMyers]

Welcome.

[xGuardianx03]

Welcome, ZombieAss!


Now, a question. What exactly is a ZombieAss? Is it someone who has an undead ass, or a Zombie who is acting like a jerk or an "ass"?! :)

[ZombieAss]

A ZombieAss is a dead lay...I am horribly lazy and selfish in bed.
Also, I have a thing for hot zombie chicks.
Really...I dont know what it means! Given time it may mean all the things it could mean :p

[xGuardianx03]

Originally posted by ZombieAss
A ZombieAss is a dead lay


Necrophelia?!


eeewwww...:p

[ZombieAss]

As he says ewwwww with a smile....horror fans rock!

[Malicious_Mirth]

Originally posted by Sistinas
You can eat........naw, fuck it, welcome to the forum.Have a great time.


thats funny shit



anyway welcom and i hope you have as much fun as i dont lol j/k

[DaBroMain]

Werd newby (like i can call anyone a newbie) i dont really know what to say seeing it is im a newb also so ummm i dont really know my place yet and dont think i have one but Wuzup.

[ZombieAss]

Originally posted by DaBroMain
i dont really know my place yet and dont think i have one but Wuzup.

I think our place right now is in the lowest depths of hades...Ive heard rumors that they eat noobs....and like bears they start with the soft parts first... :eek:

[DaBroMain]

Originally posted by ZombieAss
I think our place right now is in the lowest depths of hades...Ive heard rumors that they eat noobs....and like bears they start with the soft parts first... :eek:

Well i love my soft parts. i uhh yeah thats all i have to say is that i love my soft parts.

[Sam The Egg]

Originally posted by ZombieAss
Ive heard rumors that they eat noobs

Just the female ones ;)

[mothermold]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Just the female ones ;)

lol(predator laugh)heh,heh,heh.....welcome zombie buttocks,i fart in yer mouth!!

[bwind22]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/newbie5.jpg

Welcome to the party.

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/forumpix/megadoober.jpg

[ZombieAss]

You guys rock!!

[dantehorrorfan]

:eek: that is one huge ass joint

[evil_blonde]

well hey mr zombie ass. be sure to let me know when i can zombie your ass, wont ya? ;)


teehee

[ZombieAss]

Originally posted by evil_blonde
[B]well hey mr zombie ass. be sure to let me know when i can zombie your ass, wont ya? ;)

I am ready when you are... :)

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by DaBroMain
Well i love my soft parts. i uhh yeah thats all i have to say is that i love my soft parts. LOL...That's one of the biggest differences between women and men, DaBro...Women love the hard parts ;)



Welcome to the forum, Zombie Ass.....But, in answer to the question you have posed in the title of this thread, if you are as lazy in bed as you say you are....I don't suppose that there is much that we COULD do with you....lol

[ZombieAss]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
LOL... if you are as lazy in bed as you say you are....I don't suppose that there is much that we COULD do with you....lol

Yes..I am pretty sad...but maybe I lack the proper motivation!
Nice to meet you!

[Gruesome]

Nice to meet you Zombie Ass...from one Newb to Another!

[ZombieAss]

Right back at ya Gruesome!