Help!

[Leper Messiah™]

So, my girlfriend's birthday is coming up, and I'ma throw her a party.

What should I get - a clown, or a magician?

Also, would it be wise to use disposable table cloths of paper? Kool-Aid and cake could really mess up my textiles.

Just one more question - if worse comes to worse, what does it cost to get one of those McDonalds parties, with Ronald and such, for about 10 kids?

[evil_blonde]

How old are you? How old is your girlfriend?

Hmm..even I dont have mcdonalds birthday parties with clowns/magicians....

[Angelakillsluts]

Funny, but very, very wrong. :D

[WaR38]

I say clown over magician but you have to pay a bum 20 bucks to be the clown. It's much better that way. Or even better than 20 dollar bum/clown. Is the cheap whiskey bum/clown. There saved you some money.
http://www.dankphotos.com/twain/images/en/bum.jpg

[Arioch]

Also, would it be wise to use disposable table cloths of paper? Kool-Aid and cake could really mess up my textiles

Can you say Anal-Retentive?

[mothermold]

Originally posted by evil_blonde
How old are you? How old is your girlfriend?


two very good questions that should be addressed before continuing.

[fluffho]

make sure you wrap bubble wrap along all the table legs and edges. dont want anyone bumpin they heads

[ShankS]

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