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08-31-2004, 07:17 AM
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Tongue Twisters
I thought of some of these the other night, I couldn't remember ever hearing any that were scary or gross...that would be kinda cool...Do you guys know of any like that?...Also, can you think of any really good ones that mess you up, because I can do them perfectly (I think it's because I talk so damned fast) and I would love to have to actually work at one..These are two of my favorites...Say them as fast as you can...
This one is just cute: The skunk sat on the stump, The stump said the skunk stunk, The skunk said the stump stunk, Who stunk? The skunk or the stump? And this one gets pretty much everyone that I know... You're supposed to say this one 3 times: I slit the sheet, The sheet I slit, Upon the slitted sheet, I sit Come on guys, give me some good ones...
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08-31-2004, 08:19 AM
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Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter-- that would make my batter better." So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
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08-31-2004, 08:33 AM
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I love tongue twisters, i havent found one that has screwed me up yet
 She sells sea shells by the sea shore how much wood would a cheap slut suck if a cheap slut would suck wood. i will see how bad i can butcher some other classics
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