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08-14-2006, 08:13 AM
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Sweet fucking christ people...
POST SOMETHING! I can see you lurking at the top of the page... if oyu dont post somehting quickly, i will once again make it so every forum shows a post by me. Ive done it before. Urge tried to thwart me, but wa sunsuccessful. ill do it...
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08-14-2006, 08:18 AM
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oops, you posted. i guess i dont have too
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08-14-2006, 08:30 AM
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Phew!
From the title of the thread i was worried youŽd become religious.
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08-14-2006, 08:38 AM
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Haha! That prayer would not make it into a gospel song...
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08-14-2006, 08:39 AM
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08-14-2006, 08:42 AM
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Quote:
 I think this is easily one o fthe most blasphemaous thread titles ever. I had a friend get a little shocked one time (he was a bit religious), when i said "Christ on a cracker..." That was from a movie, but ive never been able to remember what it was.
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08-14-2006, 08:45 AM
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08-14-2006, 10:14 AM
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You remind me of Mr Motivator.
http://www.schmoelewicz-casting.nl/T..._motivator.jpg Bring up those knees, forum members - aand... twist!
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08-14-2006, 10:26 AM
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Okkk then...
This one time, I had a pimple on my right ball. Big motherfucker too, I was drying off from a shower and I noticed something felt slightly itchy/tender. So, I investigated and there it was, a big-ass blind pimple lookin' like a third nut growing outta the right one, seemed to be looking right back at me like "what, bitch?" (ok after reading that...it wasn't all THAT big, maybe about 2/3 the size of an altoid) It seemed confined to the nutsack only, not the delicate fruit inside, so I let it slide, figuring it'd go away...taking the time to apply extra soap and teatree-oil based cleanser...which was in itself quite gratifying. Then one night I woke up and the bitch was really bothering me...so I decided to take action. I got up, sat on the edge of the bed, grabbed this thing in my thumb and forefinger, and went at it. This thing had grown up..it was like it was trying to convince my nutsack to take over my whole body or something...it was right through the skin (now you guys know how thick that is), so I kept at it, then hit it with a pin. A little blood, then hoo whassat? the white worm followed. then all of a sudden, BAM! the damn thing exploded. Now THAT hurt...for a little bit, but I think the releif of pressure exceeded that. The innards of this thing were like every pimple I'd ever had rolled into one. Afterwards, it was like there was a crater in my sack. Bled a whole lot. So, that was the height of it...needless to say I made sure to wash carefully (I didn't want my ball filling up with water), and it went away before too long. The moral of the story...? I dunno, make sure you deodorise your nutsack? So yeah...will this do for a nice post?
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