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I feel like a balloon floating higher I’m touching a distant moon I don’t think I’ll come down anytime soon Ah my kitten I am so glad you’re the way you are You’re my favorite living human by far ’cause you make this frightening world less bizarre |
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex. |
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I am across the bay, sitting close to E and its the first day of business at my place of work, so I have to be there early. Its lame I know, but your excuse is more lame because you see, you are already there.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex. |
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its only 11, just hitch a ride, me on the other hand, well, its time to shower please myself and then a little r.e.m.
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I feel like a balloon floating higher I’m touching a distant moon I don’t think I’ll come down anytime soon Ah my kitten I am so glad you’re the way you are You’re my favorite living human by far ’cause you make this frightening world less bizarre |
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As for myself, I got a lot of reading to do for class tomorrow, so I don't have time to go OUT and get drunk... or please myself.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex. |
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I just got home.
my friends and I went to two parades then went to the French Quarter and hung out.
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Whatever The Fuck Ever |
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In 2000 i went to mardi gras in New Orleans. Got there on Fat Tuesday, didnt leave until the following thursday.
I drank more beer and saw more naked tits than i though humanly possible. Also went to a cowboy mouth concert, saw 3 women have sex with each other on a balcony, and saw a guy who was pissing on a wall take a beer out of one o fthe gigantic piles of garbage that build up on the street and drink it. This year, i had about 6 glasses of Jack Daniels, and my wife flashed me once. At 28, i enjoyed that even more than i enjoyed the trip to NO. At least i get to TOUCH my wife's :)
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Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too) |
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex. |
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