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Old 02-08-2005, 01:55 PM
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how bout a horror magic section

Dear K-aos of the matted, rainbowed, foetid, clown hair
with various appendages becoming frayed...

i have never been more sure that Magick works! that Dread Cthulhu does exist! and that there are fundamental principles, within our consciousness and beyond it, that destroy "reality" as we know. that concoction you brewed up, such a strange colored elixir, was extremely potent. and our ritual we embarked upon drew Our Drowned Lord to this plane. i relate this knowledge in the hopes that others will join our struggle. My
Cult of Cthulhu overflows with the slime of transcendence. i encourage everyone to join in our efforts to sip the "unreal" from the Great Octopoid's greenish black grail...

you are correct,
Dear -aos of the matted, rainbowed, foetid, clown hair
with various appendages becoming frayed...,
when you tell me you have seen things "differently" of late. "through the meditations of the black glass, things have begun to reveal themselves to me. not only did i see them, but they saw me. i performed the necessary gestures, but it may not have done me any good. however, the ebony wand will force them to submit to my WILL!!!" K-bones

hopefully, we have not said too much. you might think K and I are insane... but i can assure you we are not. the work on Empire of Satanis progresses. a few others believe in Him now as well. The third playtesting will be on this next Sunday the 13th, an auspicious occasion to be sure. check the game out here: http://www.grumblingdwarf.com/forum/files.asp

email me back to reserve a space at the table of Satanis the Crimson God. [email protected]

even now i find myself wanting to dance the crazy puppet dance. i cannot see the strings but we both know they exist in a darkness which has always been felt. the all-supreme jig that the universe itself dances to!!!


Darrick David Dishaw, High Priest of the Cult of Cthulhu
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Old 02-08-2005, 01:56 PM
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Old 02-08-2005, 01:57 PM
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Re: how bout a horror magic section

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Dear K-aos of the matted, rainbowed, foetid, clown hair
with various appendages becoming frayed...

i have never been more sure that Magick works! that Dread Cthulhu does exist! and that there are fundamental principles, within our consciousness and beyond it, that destroy "reality" as we know. that concoction you brewed up, such a strange colored elixir, was extremely potent. and our ritual we embarked upon drew Our Drowned Lord to this plane. i relate this knowledge in the hopes that others will join our struggle. My
Cult of Cthulhu overflows with the slime of transcendence. i encourage everyone to join in our efforts to sip the "unreal" from the Great Octopoid's greenish black grail...

you are correct,
Dear -aos of the matted, rainbowed, foetid, clown hair
with various appendages becoming frayed...,
when you tell me you have seen things "differently" of late. "through the meditations of the black glass, things have begun to reveal themselves to me. not only did i see them, but they saw me. i performed the necessary gestures, but it may not have done me any good. however, the ebony wand will force them to submit to my WILL!!!" K-bones

hopefully, we have not said too much. you might think K and I are insane... but i can assure you we are not. the work on Empire of Satanis progresses. a few others believe in Him now as well. The third playtesting will be on this next Sunday the 13th, an auspicious occasion to be sure. check the game out here: http://www.grumblingdwarf.com/forum/files.asp

email me back to reserve a space at the table of Satanis the Crimson God. [email protected]

even now i find myself wanting to dance the crazy puppet dance. i cannot see the strings but we both know they exist in a darkness which has always been felt. the all-supreme jig that the universe itself dances to!!!


Darrick David Dishaw, High Priest of the Cult of Cthulhu

Keep dancing, puppet... Psch!:cool:
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Old 02-08-2005, 02:06 PM
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If only I could post an interprative dance right now.
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Old 02-08-2005, 03:07 PM
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Re: how bout a horror magic section

Quote:
Originally posted by darrick
Dear K-aos of the matted, rainbowed, foetid, clown hair
with various appendages becoming frayed...

i have never been more sure that Magick works! that Dread Cthulhu does exist! and that there are fundamental principles, within our consciousness and beyond it, that destroy "reality" as we know. that concoction you brewed up, such a strange colored elixir, was extremely potent. and our ritual we embarked upon drew Our Drowned Lord to this plane. i relate this knowledge in the hopes that others will join our struggle. My
Cult of Cthulhu overflows with the slime of transcendence. i encourage everyone to join in our efforts to sip the "unreal" from the Great Octopoid's greenish black grail...

you are correct,
Dear -aos of the matted, rainbowed, foetid, clown hair
with various appendages becoming frayed...,
when you tell me you have seen things "differently" of late. "through the meditations of the black glass, things have begun to reveal themselves to me. not only did i see them, but they saw me. i performed the necessary gestures, but it may not have done me any good. however, the ebony wand will force them to submit to my WILL!!!" K-bones

hopefully, we have not said too much. you might think K and I are insane... but i can assure you we are not. the work on Empire of Satanis progresses. a few others believe in Him now as well. The third playtesting will be on this next Sunday the 13th, an auspicious occasion to be sure. check the game out here: http://www.grumblingdwarf.com/forum/files.asp

email me back to reserve a space at the table of Satanis the Crimson God. [email protected]

even now i find myself wanting to dance the crazy puppet dance. i cannot see the strings but we both know they exist in a darkness which has always been felt. the all-supreme jig that the universe itself dances to!!!


Darrick David Dishaw, High Priest of the Cult of Cthulhu
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Old 02-08-2005, 03:17 PM
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Old 02-08-2005, 03:26 PM
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Re: how bout a horror magic section

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Originally posted by darrick
Dear K-aos of the matted, rainbowed, foetid, clown hair
with various appendages becoming frayed...

i have never been more sure that Magick works! that Dread Cthulhu does exist! and that there are fundamental principles, within our consciousness and beyond it, that destroy "reality" as we know. that concoction you brewed up, such a strange colored elixir, was extremely potent. and our ritual we embarked upon drew Our Drowned Lord to this plane. i relate this knowledge in the hopes that others will join our struggle. My
Cult of Cthulhu overflows with the slime of transcendence. i encourage everyone to join in our efforts to sip the "unreal" from the Great Octopoid's greenish black grail...

you are correct,
Dear -aos of the matted, rainbowed, foetid, clown hair
with various appendages becoming frayed...,
when you tell me you have seen things "differently" of late. "through the meditations of the black glass, things have begun to reveal themselves to me. not only did i see them, but they saw me. i performed the necessary gestures, but it may not have done me any good. however, the ebony wand will force them to submit to my WILL!!!" K-bones

hopefully, we have not said too much. you might think K and I are insane... but i can assure you we are not. the work on Empire of Satanis progresses. a few others believe in Him now as well. The third playtesting will be on this next Sunday the 13th, an auspicious occasion to be sure. check the game out here: http://www.grumblingdwarf.com/forum/files.asp

email me back to reserve a space at the table of Satanis the Crimson God. [email protected]

even now i find myself wanting to dance the crazy puppet dance. i cannot see the strings but we both know they exist in a darkness which has always been felt. the all-supreme jig that the universe itself dances to!!!


Darrick David Dishaw, High Priest of the Cult of Cthulhu
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Old 02-08-2005, 03:36 PM
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Old 02-08-2005, 10:43 PM
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Re: how bout a horror magic section

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Dear K-aos of the matted, rainbowed, foetid, clown hair
with various appendages becoming frayed...

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...right.okay turn the oven on,blow the pilots out and go to sleep...
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