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06-29-2004, 06:17 AM
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Finally! An INTERESTING thread!!
So ... anyone have anything interesting to say?
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FROM GHOULIES AND GHOSTIES AND LONG-LEGGED BEASTIES AND THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT, GOOD LORD DELIVER TO US! Old Scotch Invocation -- adapted by Stingy Jack Stingy's Horror DVD Collection 
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06-29-2004, 06:21 AM
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We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot
I have to push the pram a lot :)
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06-29-2004, 06:39 AM
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Good one! Here's my favorite MP song:
Inflammation of the foreskin reminds of your smile I've had ballanital chancroids for quite a little while I gave my heart to NSU that lovely night in June I ache for you my darling, and I hope you get well soon My penile warts your herpes, my syphilitic sores Your moenelial infetion, how I miss you more and more Your dnob's itch my scrumpox, our lovely gonorrhoea At least we both were lying when we said that we were clear Our syphilic kisses sealed the secret of our tryst You gave me scrotal pustules with a quick flick of your wrist Your trichovaginitis sent shivers down my spine I got snail tracks in my anus when you spirochaetes met mine Gonoccalurethritis, streptocalbalinitis, Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis, Epididymitis interstitial keratitis, Syphilitic choroiditis and anterior uveitis. My clapped-out genitalia is not so bad for me As the complete and utter failure every time I try to pee My doctor says my buboes are the worst he's ever seen My scrotum's painted orange and my balls are turning green My heart is vert tender though the parts are awful raw You might have been infected but you never were a bore I'm dying of your love, my love, I'm your spirochaetal clown I've left my body to science but I'm afraid they've turned it down Gonoccalurethritis, streptocalbalinitis, Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis, Epididymitis interstitial keratitis, Syphilitic choroiditis and anterior uveitis. (Pardon if the spelling is off.)
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FROM GHOULIES AND GHOSTIES AND LONG-LEGGED BEASTIES AND THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT, GOOD LORD DELIVER TO US! Old Scotch Invocation -- adapted by Stingy Jack Stingy's Horror DVD Collection
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06-29-2004, 06:39 AM
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:)
I love that movie... "Oh, what sad times we live in, when passing ruffians can say "Nee" at will to old ladies... Even those of us that design shrubberies are under significant economic pressure these days."
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06-29-2004, 07:21 AM
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that Jedi thread reminded me of something interesting, but I thought I'd post it here instead,
anyway a mate of mine used to train at kung-foo with Ray Park, the guy none other than....Darth Maul. Apparantly he's an ok guy.
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06-29-2004, 07:23 AM
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Wow. That is impressive. I once knew a guy named Ray, and I have been to a park. that's about as cool as i get...:(
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06-29-2004, 07:24 AM
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My dad's name was Ray. He would park his car.
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FROM GHOULIES AND GHOSTIES AND LONG-LEGGED BEASTIES AND THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT, GOOD LORD DELIVER TO US! Old Scotch Invocation -- adapted by Stingy Jack Stingy's Horror DVD Collection
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06-29-2004, 07:29 AM
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Bring out your dead!
::cow bell ringing:: Bring out your dead! ::cow bell ringing:: Bring out your dead!
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06-29-2004, 07:29 AM
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I really wish they hadnt killed that character. Maul's fight with kenobi and the other guy was the hilight of that whole movie.'
Some people said the character lacked depth... Oh, and Jar-Jar didnt? At least Maul did more than talk like a slow jamaican kid and get farted on.... Hey, splice monty python and phantom menace Door opens. Dart Maul drop his cloak, and pulls his lightsaber: "None shall pass." Kenobi cuts him in half "Right, I'll do you for that!"
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06-29-2004, 07:30 AM
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Quote:
Must be a king. How do you know? He hasnt got shit all over him.
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