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Old 11-01-2011, 09:24 AM
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Just finished watching Slaughtered Vomit Dolls last night.

Had to fast forward through the last 15 minutes... it had it's moments, and I'll probably show it to friends just to watch their reactions, but it's not a really good movie. It's just .... "meh"... probably towards the top of my worst movies ever list.

Aside from that, my junk was really confused... up (prostitute) down (prostitue puckin' some curry slurry) up (a different prostitute stripping!) down (prostitute pukin') up (yet another prostitue stripping) down (some random dude puckin') then down down down (same dude pukin').

LOL... j/k
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Old 11-01-2011, 10:01 AM
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I couldn't get through the Piranha remake. I got to the first major attack sequence and I just gave up.

All flash no substance.

In short, bluh...
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Old 11-02-2011, 05:08 PM
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Darkness Falls is at the top of my worst-of list.

I agree about I Spit on your Grave. It's a big stinking pile pretending to be some sort of social commentary.

The Hills Have Eyes remake I don't agree with though. That's Alexander Aja and it was pretty bitchin' IMO. One of the very few remakes I can stomach.

Also I love Blair Witch and Wolf Creek.

Slaughtered Vomit Dolls has some great gore. But anyone can pay for good makeup effects. Overall it is incredibly amateurish, and fails miserably at being disturbing. And its director it's a complete joke. Lucifer Valentine? Yeah right.
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Old 11-22-2011, 12:42 PM
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paranormal activity 3, i had such high hopes for this movie and was just let down. what happens in the adverts for the movie dont even happen in the movie, the movie dint even make me jump once, the other 2 movies had a few jump out your seat moments but this just let me down.

actually i think the advert was better than the movie.

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Old 11-22-2011, 02:52 PM
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I couldn't get through the Piranha remake. I got to the first major attack sequence and I just gave up.

All flash no substance.

In short, bluh...
there was was some good flash scenes, two hot babes swimming ;)
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Old 12-17-2011, 10:35 AM
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Children of the Corn: Revelation- I know it's a cop-out going with this high of a sequel, but this is just so, so bad...
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Old 12-25-2011, 05:41 PM
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Leprechaun 5 and 6. Utter contrived shit-storms that should never have seen the light of day. Don't get me wrong I love the first four-leprechaun in space just got sillier and sillier-it should have stopped with that. But Leprechaun 3 is my highlight of the series. Jennifer Aniston was exceptionally vacuous in the first which is a bonus.
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Old 12-26-2011, 02:39 AM
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Haha I didn't even know they made a fifth and sixth one. I would feel stupid and uninformed but from what you said, I didn't miss much.
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Old 12-26-2011, 05:59 AM
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Leprechaun 5 and 6. Utter contrived shit-storms that should never have seen the light of day. Don't get me wrong I love the first four-leprechaun in space just got sillier and sillier-it should have stopped with that. But Leprechaun 3 is my highlight of the series. Jennifer Aniston was exceptionally vacuous in the first which is a bonus.
I agree. I liked all of them except the In The Hoods. I get that the first was supposed to be a parody of the entire series but that didnt make me like it.
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Old 12-26-2011, 06:24 AM
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How can the first movie in a series be a parody of a series that doesn't even exist yet?
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