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Old 01-20-2004, 02:56 PM
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Michael vs. Jason (not a what-if/idea thread)

http://www.darknightfilms.com/MvsJDownload.html

they also did Jason vs. Leatherface
http://www.darknightfilms.com/JvsLDownload.html

I've yet to watch either, but I hear they're...uh...not very good
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Old 01-20-2004, 03:53 PM
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i'm still laughing ! one question : what the hell were these people thinking by putting a bryan adams song in jason vs. leatherface ????!!! thanx for the laugh !
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Old 01-21-2004, 01:50 PM
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I know it's not a professional movie or anything so you can't really compare them, but the girl in Jason vs. Leatherface was the WORST ACTOR EVER! "Why are you...doing this?" It's like they found some girl who couldn't read and gave her her lines off of cue cards. At least the other people were trying.
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Old 01-21-2004, 03:21 PM
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lol. The dude at the begining in the car sounds like Dave Chapelles impression of a white guy.

And the girl sounds like a redneck on the phone....why?

The first time Mike stabs the guy...there isn't that much blood on it....

(note, I'm typing this as I watch the movie...)

When the girl wakes up from her dream of killing Jason...that seriously looks like a wig.

Uhh...how the fuck did Jason not see her ass sitting on the bed? I know Jasons stupid, but he isn't blind!

Jason carries his pocket knife that he got from camp with him I see. Wait...there's the machete.

...........AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

The whole car thing....ooooh shit this movies great...but....I'm tired...I'll watch the rest later.
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Old 01-21-2004, 07:49 PM
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Alright alright...I just finished it.

The whole story was OK. I kind of got confused because I didn't know who the fuck that one girl was until the credits where it said she played Jaimee or whatever.

But one thing I don't get is why someone would be obsessed over her!?

Desperate shit for a plot to work I guess.

And one pet peeve I have is that the wardrobe was horrible.

Very commical too. Notice how Jason and Myers have such manners?

Here's the scene.

*Girl runs outside from Jason whose stomping right behind her*

*Jason bursts through the door*

*Jason starts charging...wait...He goes back to the door*

*He shuts it....turns back and kills his victim*

Funny stuff.
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Old 01-21-2004, 10:01 PM
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i liked the car being thrown. thats real funny shit. nice find sam.
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Old 01-22-2004, 04:42 AM
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I know it's not a professional movie or anything so you can't really compare them, but the girl in Jason vs. Leatherface was the WORST ACTOR EVER! "Why are you...doing this?" It's like they found some girl who couldn't read and gave her her lines off of cue cards. At least the other people were trying.


did u notice that when she's saying her lines, she's like on the verge of laughing ?! " why are you... *giggle* doing this ?" god i so wanted her to die fast !
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Old 01-22-2004, 04:44 AM
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another thing : i just LOVE how jason is a midget compared to leatherface when the guy is supposed to be a powerhouse ! lol
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another thing : i just LOVE how jason is a midget compared to leatherface when the guy is supposed to be a powerhouse ! lol
But another thing that bugged me too is that they always paused in the middle of their lines.

Something tells me they just made this movie on the fly...and there was no planning except for a story.
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Old 01-22-2004, 08:59 AM
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.......

I think you guys are forgetting it was just a bunch of kids who made this movie...

I thought they were great. "Bubba!, get that sumbitch"
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