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Old 03-12-2005, 01:31 AM
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So I'm sharing bullshit emails from my Mom.....again

a joke

A man goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard people have sued the tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, and McDonald's for making them fat."
The lawyer says, "Yes, that's true."
The man says, "Well, I'm interested in suing too."
The lawyer says, "Okay, McDonald's, or the tobacco companies?"
The man says,

"Neither I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly people I've slept with."
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Old 03-12-2005, 01:33 AM
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Old 03-12-2005, 01:38 AM
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Old 03-12-2005, 01:40 AM
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mmmkay...I'm done....for now
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Old 03-12-2005, 01:47 AM
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Those are funny ecspecially the second one.
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Old 03-12-2005, 01:49 AM
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Okay...maybe I'm not done:D
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Old 03-12-2005, 01:51 AM
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Old 03-12-2005, 02:00 AM
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Thatīs not funny. Just true.:)
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Old 03-12-2005, 02:06 AM
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Thatīs not funny. Just true.:)
true, true
Planned parenthood is a wonderful place..free too. Get the word out, TAKE THE GODDAMN PILLS!!!:mad:
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Old 03-12-2005, 02:11 AM
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Okay...maybe I'm not done:D

LMAO:D

that one's hilarious.
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