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03-12-2005, 11:31 AM
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bored pt2
what do you call a cow, some tacks and the dead tree stump??
a leather sofa. 
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03-12-2005, 11:33 AM
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A skeleton walks into a bar, says to the bartender
"Lemee get a pitcher of beer and a mop."
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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03-12-2005, 11:55 AM
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I'm gona go outside in the front garden, and throw soggy lumps of toilet paper at grannies walking by.
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03-12-2005, 01:29 PM
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I'm gonna go to an old folk's home, find the most delerious old woman and tell her that I'm her son.
Then I'm gonna spit in her face and tell her I'm one of those "gays" she's heard so much about on the radio.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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03-12-2005, 09:45 PM
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Whatever The Fuck Ever Last edited by AUSTIN316426808; 03-13-2005 at 06:35 PM.
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03-12-2005, 09:52 PM
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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
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Whatever The Fuck Ever
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03-12-2005, 11:42 PM
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The residents of a small redneck town urge the sheriff to arrest the local homosexual. Seems he's been propositioning all the teenage boys in town.
The sheriff ditfully arrests the fag and says to him, "ok homo, you got 15 minutes to blow this town!" The fag says, "I'll need at least two hours."
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I feel like a balloon floating higher I’m touching a distant moon I don’t think I’ll come down anytime soon Ah my kitten I am so glad you’re the way you are You’re my favorite living human by far ’cause you make this frightening world less bizarre
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