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Old 03-12-2004, 12:31 AM
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10 Worst bands/groups of all time

OK, everyone is doing the "best of" lists. So, I feel like doing a "worst of" list.

Worst bands or groups ever to sign a recording contract IMO:

1. Cannibal Corpse (The name of this group alone is reason enough to make the list. Their awful music confirms their eligibility)

2. Motorhead (As a rule, anybody who writes lyrics such as "Shetland pony, extra pepperoni, come on and bite my bone" should be euthanized)

3. NSYNC (Need I say more?)

4. Backstreet Boys (Same as above)

5. ICP (White horrorcore rappers who wear clown make-up and were declared "Worst group EVER" by Blender magazine. Once again, need I say more?)

6. Good Charlotte (From where did these freaks come?)

7. Smashmouth (I wish somebody would have smashed them in the mouth and then lynched them so they never would have had the chance to press an album)

8. Poison (OK, Brett Michaels was great eye candy, but he couldn't sing to save his life. The Flesh and Blood album was ok, but all the rest were dog shit)

9. Mr. Big (Anybody else remember these losers?)

10. Boys II Men (God, they were corny!)

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Old 03-12-2004, 02:09 AM
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Okay, I'll do this but no one should complain about my choices, as they are my opinions.

1) Kelly Osbourne - Cannot sing worth a shit

2) Macy Gray - What the fuck was stuck in her throat while she was TRYING to sing?

3) Dave Matthews Band - I really think the vocalist cannot sing.

4) Michael Jackson - Don't kill me for this choice.

5) Cher - I know I'm going to be murdered for this one, but sounds like she sings out of her nose.

6) Hanson - No explanation needed.

7) Clay Aiken - Should be singing broadway or something.

8) Zwan - Why the fuck was this band ever even put together?

9) Rod Stewart - I may get killed for this one too, but damn what a fucking screechy ass voice.

10) All Boy Bands (Nsync, Backstreet Boys, 98 degrees, etc.) - No explanation needed.
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Old 03-12-2004, 01:37 PM
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no order:
Chubby Checker
NSync
Sha Na Na
Gwar
the group that did that song Brackish (or was Brackish their name?)
New Kids On The Block
(HED) P.E.
Prince
American Hi-Fi
Hanson

I fail to see what Blender Magazine has to do with anything.
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Old 03-12-2004, 05:32 PM
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any body country

hillary duff
jessica simpson
fefe dobson
kelly osbourne
ppl from amer. idol- the she bangs guy was way better then those winners
ICP
david hasselhoff
britney spears and christina aguleria
dave matthews band
hanson
j-lo
alot of rap i don't like.
mariah carey
puff daddy for the fact he steals other ppls songs
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a question to the people who have ICP on their lists; what songs have you heard by them?
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I fail to see what Blender Magazine has to do with anything.
Oh, Blender is a music magazine which I subscribe to. They seem to be very knowledgable in their opinions, but in the end, I make my own decisions, and I think ICP sucks ass. Many people agree with me, some don't. I saw a few artist mentioned on some other person's list which I like but I DID NOT start whining about it. The whole point is that its an opinion based list. Oh, and another thing, seems like everyone has a problem understanding what WORST GROUP/BAND means. It DOES NOT mean solo acts or individual artists, which EVERYONE on here failed to understand. Geesh
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who was whining?
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Old 03-12-2004, 05:58 PM
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a question to the people who have ICP on their lists; what songs have you heard by them?
Why don't you stop trying to knit pick over those stupid clown men. EVERYONE is entitled to their opinion.
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Oh, Blender is a music magazine which I subscribe to. They seem to be very knowledgable in their opinions, but in the end, I make my own decisions, and I think ICP sucks ass. Many people agree with me, some don't. I saw a few artist mentioned on some other person's list which I like but I DID NOT start whining about it. The whole point is that its an opinion based list. Oh, and another thing, seems like everyone has a problem understanding what WORST GROUP/BAND means. It DOES NOT mean solo acts or individual artists, which EVERYONE on here failed to understand. Geesh
Not everyone can be perfect like you though, eh? Wasn't paying attention, so sorry.
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Why don't you stop trying to knit pick over those stupid clown men. EVERYONE is entitled to their opinion.
He was just asking a damn question, not whining or knit-picking...damn.
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