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Man Chops Off His Penis In Restaurant
Man Cuts Off Penis In Restaurant
London, England - A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed restaurant. Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening. A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and 40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted. The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis. A spokeswoman for Zizzi said the man was not thought to have any connection with the restaurant. She said: "At around 9pm on Sunday, a man walked into the Zizzi restaurant on The Strand, down the stairs to the basement restaurant area and tried to enter a kitchen. "Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen area. "The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself. "This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the restaurant at the time." She added: "Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else suffered any physical injuries."
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ummm....... ouch :confused: this guy really had some mental problems.
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i bet the zizzi restaurant stunk, and.....if you cut your own wang off do they try to reattatch it without your say so?
i mean, he did want it gone, right?
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and by the way, that was some funny shit.lol
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That man is not worthy of being british. I bet it was a hard job. ;)
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He was just trying to start a frivolous lawsuit. "Waiter, there's a penis in my soup!"
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Hah! I Knew He Would Be Polish! I Was Gonna Say That But Thought I Might Be Called Racist! Mwahahahahahahahah! England Still Have The Biggest Long John Silvers Around!
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