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The only time in my life I was ever high was when they put me on nitrous oxide to pull my wisdom teeth out.
I feel like such a dork.
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Damn it morning riser, quit leaving you damn hairy dumps in your shitter. Don't force me to put plastic wrap in your toilet and throw what i fish out onto your bed.
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My bed is also my couch asshole! And since when/why would you clean my toilet?
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Btw. If you tinkle and you sprinkle, please be a sweety and clean up the seaty.
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Just be sure to wear a condom if you decide to rape me in my sleep. A sore butt hole will be enough of a surprise to wake up to but an STD would be even worse!
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Alright that went waaaaay to far.
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They don't call it Sin City for nothing.
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Do I disgust you?
Psycho, I refuse to fuck a hooker. I don't want to catch anything but it's also a bit of a pride thing. Maybe one of these days I'll drop some money to lay the fire to some hot number I would never get with otherwise, but for the most part it's not really my thing. |
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I still have 40 minutes before the concert starts and another hour and 40 minutes before Jonathan Davis comes on but this is my view of the stage and considering I get to sit in a nicely padded bench, I'd say this isn't too bad.
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I just had a frightful death match with another bidder through out the day. And during the last 30 seconds we were battling back and forth back and forth. But only one prevailed.
Me. He fought bravely but he walked into my "last stand trap"
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