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I loved Cabin Fever, it's in my top ten. The Hostel movies were okay but Cabin Fever was excellent IMO.
I actually enjoyed Cabin Fever too. It seems we are among a minority though. :p

As for the worst films...

Nightmare on Elm Street (Remake)
Halloween 2 (Rob Zombie Remake)
Lady in the Water (I want to list this 10 times it was that bad)
Day of the Dead (Remake)

I will come back when I think of more... lol
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mostly under the horror genre but some might extend out into syfi or others. no order. all are awful

Prom night (original and remake) -both were awful, Jamie lee is the only thing worth watching in the original.

Tremors 3 and 4... without the bacon.. those movies are terrible

Blackxmas remake - havent watched the classic yet but this eye ball eatting retard makes 5 mins feel like an hour..

Critters 4 - the aliens are finally off earth and back into space and sucking at life. atleast the first two were original and sort of coated with black humor and the 3rd had Leo in it. but there really is no excuse for this film.

Demonic Toys 1 & 2 - talk about the awful monsters... there was nothing good about those films

Carnosaur & sequals- A dino movie that came out in 1993. some might know of another that came out in 1993 it was called jurassic park. compare those two films.

Dolly Dearest - chucky's whore girl friend.

Friday the 13th part 5 ( no jason..) jason goes to hell (umm he shits down peoples throats) , and jason goes to space ( needs no comment)

Troll 2 - hard to explain

House of wax remake - cuthbert and hilton could have had a lesbo scene and it wouldnt havent made this film any better

I spit on your grave (remake) - disgusting film. not even worth watching. gross rape scene, torture porn just isnt my thing.

Its alive 1 & 2- wow.. ugly killer baby..?

Jaws 3, 4 - looks like a wind up shark toy in the 3rd one.. terrible what they did to that series

Lake placid 3 - dont ask why i skipped two. never seen it,but the 3rd was just that bad

Last house on the left remake - again, rape scene and the character development just lagged..

Attack of the giant leeches - its old, but it still wont escape this list..

Cabin fever 1 & 2 -one good scene, bath tub, the rest of the series.. burn it

Children of the corn genesis - worst in the series, it stole paranormal activity and put it in this movie... its bad

Doom- i love the rock, but this has to go in the trash

Exorcist 3 - wtf was the point of this movie..?

Final desination 3,4,5 - the first one had it. weak ending but good story, second one ehh it continued the trend, but i dont need to see it 3 more times after that. come on just stop it.

Fun house - bad

Frozen - the wolf scene was intense but the rest was boring

Hatchet - how in the blue hell did this movie win so many awards?? crack epidemic? take hills have eyes and mash it with wrong turn which btw are both awful movies as well. i just cant comprehend it.

Hills have eyes remake - nuclear radiation and family incest...wtf? not even interesting

Leprechaun 3,4,5,6 -kill that fucking irish midget please. stop these films. from farms, to ghetto, to space, to back to the ghetto..

Mega piranha - lets just say, this makes the other ones look well done

Mummy 3 - jet li let me down here

Survival of the dead -Romeros worest in the series

Nightmare on elm street 2 ( gayest horror film of all time. no joke ) , and part 5 was just plain bad

Halloween 5 - wtf was up with his mask in this one. lost all scaryness

Resident evil 3, 4 - first one had an interesting take. wasnt a huge fan but i liked the idea. the second one was pretty bad but i put up with it. however, with this pro women super hero shit they have going on in the last 2? ugh stop it please, go back to the game story which was actually scary

Shark night - holy hell.. dumb

Silent hill - could have been sooooo much better

Snakes on a plane - samuel L was the best part, yet it still made this list

28 weeks later - 28 days, was one of the best. weeks, made no sense and ruined what the first one had installed

House of the dead - should have stayed an arcade game and D&Bs

Saw 2,3,4,5,6,7 - torture porn is not cool, or entertaining,or scary. first saw was great, i dont need to see it 7 more times..

Anaconda 3 - Baywatches david hastelhoff (or whatever) stars in this film... epic fail

Grude 2,3 - first one was iffy. rip off of the ring stealing jap horror stories. 2 and 3 were just cash crops. bad ones as well

Ill always know what you did LAST summer - im confused. i thought it happened 3 summers ago.. hmmm

so far going through my list of horror movies i own (over a 1000) dumb and great, this has to be the set of the worst films. i havent seen all of my own films as strange as that may sound but im chippin away at it day by day.

any who AVOID at all cost any of these films.

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mostly under the horror genre but some might extend out into syfi or others. no order. all are awful

Prom night (original and remake) -both were awful, Jamie lee is the only thing worth watching in the original. Original is a classic. Remake was the worst movie i've ever seen. They should show that in film class on how not to make a horror movie

Tremors 3 and 4... without the bacon.. those movies are terrible They were corny but still fun

Blackxmas remake - havent watched the classic yet but this eye ball eatting retard makes 5 mins feel like an hour..Hmm might have to take back my comment on Prom Night being the worst movie i've ever seen because this remake sucked. I didnt like the original either

Critters 4 - the aliens are finally off earth and back into space and sucking at life. atleast the first two were original and sort of coated with black humor and the 3rd had Leo in it. but there really is no excuse for this film. Definitely the weakest of the series. Space is where horror franchises go to die

Demonic Toys 1 & 2 - talk about the awful monsters... there was nothing good about those films I found them stupid and fun

Carnosaur & sequals- A dino movie that came out in 1993. some might know of another that came out in 1993 it was called jurassic park. compare those two films. Never saw them

Dolly Dearest - chucky's whore girl friend. Actually enjoyed this one

Friday the 13th part 5 ( no jason..) jason goes to hell (umm he shits down peoples throats) , and jason goes to space ( needs no comment) Part 5 was interesting just in the way that it took a different approach and tried to be more original. The first one didnt have Jason either now did it. Jason Goes To Hell sucked but i thought Jason X was hilarious

Troll 2 - hard to explain Best Worst Movie ever made

House of wax remake - cuthbert and hilton could have had a lesbo scene and it wouldnt havent made this film any better Looked stupid, never saw it

I spit on your grave (remake) - disgusting film. not even worth watching. gross rape scene, torture porn just isnt my thing. Nothing at all redeemable about that movie

Its alive 1 & 2- wow.. ugly killer baby..? Once again, i actually like these

Jaws 3, 4 - looks like a wind up shark toy in the 3rd one.. terrible what they did to that series Yeah the sequels were pretty bad

Lake placid 3 - dont ask why i skipped two. never seen it,but the 3rd was just that bad Never liked any of those movies

Last house on the left remake - again, rape scene and the character development just lagged..I liked certain aspects of the remake

Attack of the giant leeches - its old, but it still wont escape this list..I love this movie. Old B monsters movie's are some of my favorite movies

Cabin fever 1 & 2 -one good scene, bath tub, the rest of the series.. burn it First one was good, second sucked

Children of the corn genesis - worst in the series, it stole paranormal activity and put it in this movie... its bad Never saw it

Doom- i love the rock, but this has to go in the trash Not really horror IMO

Exorcist 3 - wtf was the point of this movie..? Some people actually say it's the best one. It's definitely creepy as hell and has a good story

Final desination 3,4,5 - the first one had it. weak ending but good story, second one ehh it continued the trend, but i dont need to see it 3 more times after that. come on just stop it. 3rd was fun. 4th sucked and 5th was mediocre

Fun house - bad I liked this one.

Frozen - the wolf scene was intense but the rest was boring Probably the best horror movie i saw the year it came out. The characters were so real and everything was done so well that i genuinely cared about them. I also enjoyed the premise because its something that could actually happpen

Hatchet - how in the blue hell did this movie win so many awards?? crack epidemic? take hills have eyes and mash it with wrong turn which btw are both awful movies as well. i just cant comprehend it. Not a good description of this movie at all. I loved Hatchet

Hills have eyes remake - nuclear radiation and family incest...wtf? not even interesting Love the original, hate the remake

Leprechaun 3,4,5,6 -kill that fucking irish midget please. stop these films. from farms, to ghetto, to space, to back to the ghetto.. I liked all but the In the Hood movies

Mega piranha - lets just say, this makes the other ones look well done Thought this one was a lot of fun

Mummy 3 - jet li let me down here Not horror

Survival of the dead -Romeros worest in the series No that would be Diary of The Dead unless you're not counting that one and then yeah i'd probably agree with you although i kinda liked it

Nightmare on elm street 2 ( gayest horror film of all time. no joke ) , and part 5 was just plain bad Part 2 is good if you take it as it's own film. Number 5 wasn't that bad

Halloween 5 - wtf was up with his mask in this one. lost all scaryness I liked it but yeah they were kinda pushing it a bit

Resident evil 3, 4 - first one had an interesting take. wasnt a huge fan but i liked the idea. the second one was pretty bad but i put up with it. however, with this pro women super hero shit they have going on in the last 2? ugh stop it please, go back to the game story which was actually scary I hate all the Resident Evil movies

Shark night - holy hell.. dumb Terrible movie

Silent hill - could have been sooooo much better Was really disappointed in this one

Snakes on a plane - samuel L was the best part, yet it still made this list Never seen it. Looks too stupid

28 weeks later - 28 days, was one of the best. weeks, made no sense and ruined what the first one had installed I actually didnt like Days at all but enjoyed Weeks.

House of the dead - should have stayed an arcade game and D&Bs More Uwe Boll crap

Saw 2,3,4,5,6,7 - torture porn is not cool, or entertaining,or scary. first saw was great, i dont need to see it 7 more times.. I hate when people call Saw torture porn. Watch Martyrs, A Serbian Film, Salo...etc and then try and call Saw torture porn. They went downhill after the first one but taking the series as a whole i think they're all good.

Anaconda 3 - Baywatches david hastelhoff (or whatever) stars in this film... epic fail Never liked any of these

Grude 2,3 - first one was iffy. rip off of the ring stealing jap horror stories. 2 and 3 were just cash crops. bad ones as well Only liked the first

Ill always know what you did LAST summer - im confused. i thought it happened 3 summers ago.. hmmm Once again only liked the first

so far going through my list of horror movies i own (over a 1000) dumb and great, this has to be the set of the worst films. i havent seen all of my own films as strange as that may sound but im chippin away at it day by day.

any who AVOID at all cost any of these films.

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Yeah that was pretty bad. I saw it in the theaters with a friend and we made fun of it the whole time
Second didn't hit as hard as the first because of the originality but damn that shit was scary. Taps the deepest of fears in the the most simplistic way. Making it terrifying. 3rd one was pretty good too. Second one caught me by surprise on how good the story actually was..
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Second didn't hit as hard as the first because of the originality but damn that shit was scary. Taps the deepest of fears in the the most simplistic way. Making it terrifying. 3rd one was pretty good too. Second one caught me by surprise on how good the story actually was..
What are you talking about? It was soooo boring. To each their own i guess.
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Prom night the original i think was a classic but i dont think a very good one. i think it got that because the scream queen was in it. there are much stronger classics in that same style of film that put this one to shame

tremors were fun. bad but fun

blackxmas was really bad lol

critters 4 was bad but still fun to me

demonic toys were also fun,

(fun but still terrible by nature, i enjoy dumb movies none the less)

dont watch the carnosaurs.. please

dolly dearest was also fun

friday the 13th part 5 was a rip off. you cant put it with the first one because jason wasnt in it, the first one was revolutionary. did it try to rip off halloween, yes. but it was the first rip off of halloween on top of a decent story, icon, and the path way to the basic set up of every teen killer horror movie after that. but the 5th one was way bad .i was let down and felt cheated after that. jason x wasnt even funny to me... i kinda felt sad and bad. it felt "made for tvish" to me. some strong kills like the face in the ice but still tough to watch and call myself a serious fan of the series

troll 2 was the best worst movie every. have you seen the documentary about that film. =)

dont watch house of wax. the hotties dont even get naked...

i spit on your grave was nothing short of awful

i could not get into the "its alive" series. i know the first one is a classic to some back in the 70s but still, it did nothing for me, it felt too dated for me to enjoy.

jaws were bad after the first one..

lake placid the first one was actually pretty entertaining. i enjoyed it. as far as a good "big croc" film goes. it holds the title.

Last house on the left remake, again, not into the rape stuff.

attack of the leeches being old doesnt make it good by anymeans. again there are plenty monster films that came out in that time but were far superior to this piece.

please explain how cabin fever was good.. in anyway... that movie was so awful lol. the second one entertained me more than the first one did actually. not saying it was any better but i was actually expecting something out of the first one..

doom wasnt a horror but it has monsters so i added it

exorcist 3? all it had was characters. it was major boring comparatively speaking from the first film.

ill only give the first final desination the time of day. again i dont need it 5 more times in my face

funhouse?? thats why i bought it on the midnight horror movie list of 8 films. to also include evil bong 2 and demonic toys vs dollman.... cheap film

frozen- yes good characters, but it wasnt enough. story wasnt strong enough. it had one tough scene to watch which i mentioned but after that i was just waiting for the boy meets world guy to go

Hatchet has to be one of the worst slasher films made. it was cheap, it inspired no new tatics to the genre or theme. its all been done before and this one didnt change from any of the sterio typical aspects of the ones before it. like i said ive seen it before. plus i had high hopes for this film seeing as how blown up it was. major let down. talk about not even scary. the jump scenes were weak

Hills have eyes - weak like hatchet

Leprechauns were fun but got way too old and then i think spike lee bought the films and set them in the ghetto. why? no clue

Mega piranha was not fun lol. it makes the other piranha movies look good. atleast those had awesome tits in them. the CGI in this movie makes super croc vs python look good

mummy 3 - i included due to the mummy aspect and yes it was still the worst. the first mummy wasnt bad tho.

i actually thought diary of the dead was a lot better than survival... i think land, survival and diary were all pretty bad. the remake of day of the dead is horrible, but the original day, original and remake of dawn, and original and remake (90s) of night were all the best.

nightmare on elm street 2 was the worst in the series. he has red eyes, different than in any other with the exception of freddy vs jason, it holds no real logic to the first film besides him and his house, the pariot scene was awful lol, and its totally a gay film lol. super gay. no denying it. and 5 was just a dumb addition. it got boring.

halloween 5 was rushed and took more away from the series than it added

agree with the resident evils. they really need a spider man reboot

sharknight was soooooooooo bad

the saws were torture, maybe less on the porn side but thats all it was. the first one had a great story, but thats all that needs to be said. i dont need to see it 7 more times lol

anaconda, i thought the first one was good. holds the title of best large snake movie. j-lo, ice cube, owen wilson. good strong cast. it was fun

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i rewatched the 3rd halloween. at first as a kid i hated it like everybody else. i wanted to see mike. but this film by itself, under a different title than halloween 3 like just "season of the witch" and the movie is actually a good little halloween style film. it was original and well done. i enjoyed it a lot more now. but you have to separate it from the halloweens to enjoy this film

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Prom night the original i think was a classic but i dont think a very good one. i think it got that because the scream queen was in it. there are much stronger classics in that same style of film that put this one to shame Probably but i liked it

dont watch the carnosaurs.. please Oh well now i have to

friday the 13th part 5 was a rip off. you cant put it with the first one because jason wasnt in it, the first one was revolutionary. did it try to rip off halloween, yes. but it was the first rip off of halloween on top of a decent story, icon, and the path way to the basic set up of every teen killer horror movie after that. but the 5th one was way bad .i was let down and felt cheated after that. jason x wasnt even funny to me... i kinda felt sad and bad. it felt "made for tvish" to me. some strong kills like the face in the ice but still tough to watch and call myself a serious fan of the series I actually do get your points. I just happen to disagree with you

troll 2 was the best worst movie every. have you seen the documentary about that film. =) Yeah i did and i liked it and i don't even like documentaries

dont watch house of wax. the hotties dont even get naked... Well if that's not a good enough reason to watch a movie, then i don't know what is :rolleyes:

attack of the leeches being old doesnt make it good by anymeans. again there are plenty monster films that came out in that time but were far superior to this piece. I never said it being old was why i liked it, just that i liked old monster movies. I didnt say i like all of them but i did like this one

please explain how cabin fever was good.. in anyway... that movie was so awful lol. the second one entertained me more than the first one did actually. not saying it was any better but i was actually expecting something out of the first one.. Why don't you explain what was so bad about it? The characters were done well, the story was done well. The way they portrayed the sickness felt real to me and it had a good atmosphere to it. There may have been some over the top aspects but i liked it.

exorcist 3? all it had was characters. it was major boring comparatively speaking from the first film. I like this one but i think the original is so much better.

funhouse?? thats why i bought it on the midnight horror movie list of 8 films. to also include evil bong 2 and demonic toys vs dollman.... cheap film Just because some company decided to include it with a bunch of other terrible movies doesn't make it bad. I've never let anyone decide the quality of a movie for me so i really don't care what movie its put along side of

frozen- yes good characters, but it wasnt enough. story wasnt strong enough. it had one tough scene to watch which i mentioned but after that i was just waiting for the boy meets world guy to go There was no one from Boy Meets World in that movie. I used to watch that show all the time. If you can't even get actors right, i seriously doubt the attention you gave this movie

Hatchet has to be one of the worst slasher films made. it was cheap, it inspired no new tatics to the genre or theme. its all been done before and this one didnt change from any of the sterio typical aspects of the ones before it. like i said ive seen it before. plus i had high hopes for this film seeing as how blown up it was. major let down. talk about not even scary. the jump scenes were weak It was an homage to old slasher movies, Why would it try and be entirely new? The slasher movie's that i've seen that try and be completely new and original always end up being stupid. Hatchet gave me exactly what i was looking for. A throwback to old slashers that i thoroughly enjoyed.


Leprechauns were fun but got way too old and then i think spike lee bought the films and set them in the ghetto. why? no clue Really hope thats a joke

Mega piranha was not fun lol. it makes the other piranha movies look good. atleast those had awesome tits in them. the CGI in this movie makes super croc vs python look good It's a SyFy movie. What did you expect? You can't go into those movies with high expectations when that channel never promises anyone that. They know the kind of movies they make and don't give a shit. I love that about SyFy original movies. They may suck but dammit if i don't have a good time watching that garbage. By the way saying a movie had tits in them really hurts your argument. It just makes you seem immature and perverted. Have you ever seen the original Piranha by chance? Just wondering.

nightmare on elm street 2 was the worst in the series. he has red eyes, different than in any other with the exception of freddy vs jason, it holds no real logic to the first film besides him and his house, the pariot scene was awful lol, and its totally a gay film lol. super gay. no denying it. and 5 was just a dumb addition. it got boring. Which is why i said if you take it as it's own film, independent from the series. It's not that bad. Please stop saying a movie is gay. There's nothing wrong with being gay. That said, the worst Freddy movie is obviously Freddy's Dead.

halloween 5 was rushed and took more away from the series than it added Still not terrible

agree with the resident evils. they really need a spider man reboot I don't see how putting Spider Man in the Resident Evil movies would help much. I guess he might be effective against zombies. :p

sharknight was soooooooooo bad Agree

the saws were torture, maybe less on the porn side but thats all it was. the first one had a great story, but thats all that needs to be said. i dont need to see it 7 more times lol Yeah i get you. They got repetitive but they had a good linear story that i enjoyed

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