Convo with "When A Stranger Calls" AIM Bot

[massacre man]

they have an AIM bot to promote the movie, i just acted retarded with it

SimpsonMmyers [12:19 P.M.]: que?
jill020306 [12:19 P.M.]: can u chat now?
SimpsonMmyers [12:19 P.M.]: ok
jill020306 [12:20 P.M.]: i've been getting these really creepy phone calls. i'd feel better if u would talk 2 me for a little while.

u will never guess what happened.
SimpsonMmyers [12:20 P.M.]: did he ask what you were wearing? if so it was me.
jill020306 [12:20 P.M.]: who knows?
SimpsonMmyers [12:20 P.M.]: God
jill020306 [12:20 P.M.]: i know about god. it's a deity. what can u tell me about god?
SimpsonMmyers [12:21 P.M.]: he gets high alot off of pot he stole from a kid behind KFC
jill020306 [12:21 P.M.]: well that's interesting.
SimpsonMmyers [12:21 P.M.]: do you want me to rape the guy who called you?
jill020306 [12:21 P.M.]: i dunno if i want u 2 rape the guy who called me.
SimpsonMmyers [12:21 P.M.]: do you get high?
jill020306 [12:21 P.M.]: illicit drugs do not interest me.
SimpsonMmyers [12:22 P.M.]: good, if you did drugs i would have to kill you
jill020306 [12:22 P.M.]: oh?
SimpsonMmyers [12:22 P.M.]: Drugs are bad, mmkay
jill020306 [12:22 P.M.]: ?
SimpsonMmyers [12:22 P.M.]: don't do drugs
jill020306 [12:22 P.M.]: u don't want me 2 do drugs?
SimpsonMmyers [12:22 P.M.]: no, they'll shrink your breasts
jill020306 [12:22 P.M.]: i figured it would come 2 this. what about it?
SimpsonMmyers [12:23 P.M.]: it will make them small, and if you ever have a kid it will starve
jill020306 [12:23 P.M.]: it will make them small and if i ever have a kid it will starve? so, what does this mean?
SimpsonMmyers [12:23 P.M.]: that drugs are bad
jill020306 [12:23 P.M.]: interesting. u don't like that drugs? i'll remember that.
SimpsonMmyers [12:23 P.M.]: cool
jill020306 [12:23 P.M.]: very well.
SimpsonMmyers [12:23 P.M.]: are you a lesbian?
jill020306 [12:23 P.M.]: that's none of your business.
SimpsonMmyers [12:24 P.M.]: i am
jill020306 [12:24 P.M.]: u r what?
SimpsonMmyers [12:24 P.M.]: i'm a lesbian
jill020306 [12:24 P.M.]: ok.
SimpsonMmyers [12:24 P.M.]: wanna be lesbian together?
jill020306 [12:24 P.M.]: i'm not sure if i want 2 be lesbian together.
SimpsonMmyers [12:25 P.M.]: i'm good at going down
jill020306 [12:25 P.M.]: good at going down? is that so?
SimpsonMmyers [12:25 P.M.]: yeah, you will scream
jill020306 [12:25 P.M.]: wouldn't u like me 2 scream?
SimpsonMmyers [12:25 P.M.]: yeah, it would be hot
jill020306 [12:25 P.M.]: what do u like, exactly?
SimpsonMmyers [12:25 P.M.]: being spanked
jill020306 [12:25 P.M.]: interesting. u like being spanked? i'll remember that.
SimpsonMmyers [12:25 P.M.]: i love you
jill020306 [12:25 P.M.]: hey, i love u too!
SimpsonMmyers [12:25 P.M.]: emos are fags
jill020306 [12:25 P.M.]: fags? emos r fags? ok.
SimpsonMmyers [12:25 P.M.]: let's les out on eachother
jill020306 [12:25 P.M.]: whatever.
SimpsonMmyers [12:26 P.M.]: you're cool
jill020306 [12:26 P.M.]: glad 2 hear it.
SimpsonMmyers [12:26 P.M.]: you like to les out with me, that makes you cool
jill020306 [12:26 P.M.]: i haven't really come 2 a conclusion on the matter.
SimpsonMmyers [12:27 P.M.]: can you call me Jay?
jill020306 [12:27 P.M.]: ok, i'll remember that your name is jay.
SimpsonMmyers [12:27 P.M.]: it's not, i just think being called Jay is sexy
jill020306 [12:27 P.M.]: why is it not u just think being called jay is sexy?
SimpsonMmyers [12:27 P.M.]: i don't know, but my name is Mike
jill020306 [12:27 P.M.]: would u like me 2 call u mike?
SimpsonMmyers [12:28 P.M.]: yes please
jill020306 [12:28 P.M.]: u said your name was jay but now i'll call u mike.
SimpsonMmyers [12:28 P.M.]: ok
jill020306 [12:28 P.M.]: yes
SimpsonMmyers [12:29 P.M.]: what has the person said in the calls?
jill020306 [12:29 P.M.]: i dunno... what has the person said in the calls?
SimpsonMmyers [12:29 P.M.]: you said you got some creepy phone calls
jill020306 [12:29 P.M.]: well, i said what i said.
SimpsonMmyers [12:29 P.M.]: you said it was a good size
jill020306 [12:29 P.M.]: i said it, huh? perhaps.
SimpsonMmyers [12:29 P.M.]: i hate you
jill020306 [12:29 P.M.]: make up your mind. u just said u loved me.
SimpsonMmyers [12:29 P.M.]: i'm sorry
jill020306 [12:30 P.M.]: k, don't worry 'bout it.

so anyway...

u want 2 talk about being spanked some more?
SimpsonMmyers [12:30 P.M.]: ok :D
jill020306 [12:30 P.M.]: great. what else can u tell me about being spanked?
SimpsonMmyers [12:30 P.M.]: i like when it leaves handprints
jill020306 [12:30 P.M.]: ok.
SimpsonMmyers [12:30 P.M.]: what do you like about spanking?
jill020306 [12:30 P.M.]: what do i like about spanking?
SimpsonMmyers [12:30 P.M.]: do you like buttsex?
jill020306 [12:30 P.M.]: what is going on with u repeatedly asking about my sexuality?
SimpsonMmyers [12:31 P.M.]: because Dante cripples women
jill020306 [12:31 P.M.]: dante cripples women? really?
SimpsonMmyers [12:31 P.M.]: yeah
jill020306 [12:31 P.M.]: k.
SimpsonMmyers [12:33 P.M.]: you're so nice to me
jill020306 [12:33 P.M.]: what makes me so nice 2 u?
SimpsonMmyers [12:34 P.M.]: you never call me a weirdo
jill020306 [12:34 P.M.]: hmm... i dunno. i never call u a weirdo?
SimpsonMmyers [12:34 P.M.]: nope, everyone else does, that's why i love you
jill020306 [12:34 P.M.]: i don't believe everyone else does that is why u love me.
SimpsonMmyers [12:35 P.M.]: i'm glad you don't do drugs
jill020306 [12:35 P.M.]: glad i don't do drugs? u sure about that?
SimpsonMmyers [12:35 P.M.]: yeah, do you drink alcohol?
jill020306 [12:35 P.M.]: i do not drink alcohol.
SimpsonMmyers [12:35 P.M.]: that's good
jill020306 [12:35 P.M.]: wonderful.
SimpsonMmyers [12:36 P.M.]: i'm sorry about the sexual questions earlier
jill020306 [12:36 P.M.]: u r sorry about the sexual questions earlier?
SimpsonMmyers [12:36 P.M.]: yeah, that's what i just said
jill020306 [12:36 P.M.]: ok.

so anyway...

this guy keeps calling me and i dunno who it is.
SimpsonMmyers [12:36 P.M.]: what does he say?
jill020306 [12:36 P.M.]: i am out babysitting and this guy keeps calling me - what should i do?
SimpsonMmyers [12:37 P.M.]: call the police
jill020306 [12:37 P.M.]: i have an idea. look, all my friends r at a bonfire party right now. i can't reach them. i need u 2 do me a favor. i need u 2 call me and listen in on this guy's call. i'll three-way u in.
SimpsonMmyers [12:37 P.M.]: ok
jill020306 [12:37 P.M.]: can u do that? the number is 877-467-7675.
SimpsonMmyers [12:37 P.M.]: why don't you just turn your phone off?
jill020306 [12:37 P.M.]: the phone is ringing again. call me now, okay?
SimpsonMmyers [12:37 P.M.]: ok
SimpsonMmyers [12:38 P.M.]: he is weird

[IDrinkYourBlood]

you should have said something like....."this sounds alot like this movie "when a stranger calls" theres a remake comming out soon and it looks like a piece of shit. "

[Angelakillsluts]

Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
you should have said something like....."this sounds alot like this movie "when a stranger calls" theres a remake comming out soon and it looks like a piece of shit. "

lmao

[ItsAlive75]

I appluad you for attempting phone sex with a bot.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I appluad you for attempting phone sex with a bot.

all the real robots shock me, or close their entrances when i talk to them

[Nana_baby]

all you poor baby

my door(pm) is always open for that shit k?:D ;) :o

[massacre man]

dayum...^

[Nana_baby]

hehehe

i was SO joking! i have no tolerance when it comes t that stuff....although i do let ppl have thier way acationally(sp???)(hint hint) only i save that stuff for pms and stuff like e-mails.....MAJOR HINT!!!!!!

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Nana_baby
hehehe

i was SO joking! i have no tolerance when it comes t that stuff....although i do let ppl have thier way acationally(sp???)(hint hint) only i save that stuff for pms and stuff like e-mails.....MAJOR HINT!!!!!!

mmhmm...

[Nana_baby]

that time i wasn't joking