OMG!...OMG!...OMG!...The Freakiest Shit JUST Happened!!!

[Despare]

I had a girlfriend who from the minute we split up wouldn't stop trying to get me back (which is weird because she initiated the breakup). This girl showed up in nothing but a trenchcoat once, left flowers on my car, met me outside after I got off work one day... for 5 years this girl kept trying. In the beginning it was hard to say no but I knew I had to, as time went on and I got into a relationship it got progressivly easier. It's been about 6 years now and I only get a call every 5 months or so which is easy to ignore now. It's weird how memories tigger what you think are feelings but after a little time passes you realize that it's not feelings for the person but simply for the past.

Oh, and the friends thing never works... somebody always ends up getting screwed (one way or the other).

[newb]

Originally posted by The STE
The guy is a piece of shit. Think about this: He wasn't willing to make any sort of changes in HIS life to be with YOU, was he? Did he say he'd leave his wife? No. He waited until she left him for who knows what reason. And now he's expecting you to leave someone with whom you have a kid. With the information you've provided, I can't think of a way he's NOT a piece of shit. He's a spineless, gauche, pathetic little person who expects other people to make the huge changes that he wasn't willing to make for them. My advice: Tell him to go fuck himself

DITTO

[GorePhobia]

I agree with sam

fuck that dude

he seems like a piece of shit

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
Ya gettin me a lil worried here.:p

about width or length?

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
I'm quite content with the width and length I've got, thanks.:p

Thank god for magnifiying glasses and tweasers huh?

[Elvis_Christ]

Well ummm why do you wanna look for my penis? Hustler mags got boring huh?

[The STE]

hey, now, what's all this talk of penises?

[Despare]

Originally posted by The STE
hey, now, what's all this talk of penises?

I don't know but this thread got like double the posts once all the penis talk started. Maybe we need a penis thread?

[The STE]

Originally posted by Despare
I don't know but this thread got like double the posts once all the penis talk started. Maybe we need a penis thread?

could be. Then I could make more jokes about my penis.

[Despare]

Originally posted by The STE
could be. Then I could make more jokes about my penis.

Then we all could make more jokes about your penis!