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sure .. i've said 'blow me' too ,, but i didnt expect anyone to actually blow on it. the problem with zombies is that they never get full.. they eat like your teenage daughters boyfriend .. munch munch munch, and never gain an ounce. you think after guzzling down a few pounds of intestines that they'd want to sit back, put the feet up on the coffee table and chill with some icecream or something but no ... off they go again. wouldnt it be funny if their sole instinct wasnt to eat the living ... but something else .. like .. read books, or watch gameshows... play tennis ...weed lawns ... that would be handy .. they never sleep or die .. they dont need money .. a couple of them could weed an entire neighbourhood in a week. |
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Typical. Your attitude is what lead to slavery. You want "seperate but equal" zombies. Well, it just doesnt work, my freind. we must embrace them.
And i dont appreciate your sterotyping. How do you know they all just eat and eat and eat? Have you met every zombie, mr KKK?:D
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uhhh, i've seen a few .. they come into work and try to tell me what happened on survivor and/or friends the night before. None of them have actually tried to eat me yet but that might have something to do with the sour look on my face. |
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I can pull off that "Liberal Naziism" thing pretty well, eh?
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I'm not pretending with the tits thing....:)
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