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My Review For House of 1000 Corpses
After years of waiting and push backs Rob Zombie's directorial debut film House of 1000 Corpses is finally here. Is it any good? Well shit yeah!
Ho1KC is genius roller coaster ride through the the mind of Rob Zombie. The movie's opening credits open like a demonic snuff film, featuring vivid colors, disturbing images, and Rob Zombie's title track for the movie. Then there are weird little snuff scenes between the main scenes. The acting is amazing, with an incredible cast. Captain Spaulding (Sid Haig) is one of the greatest charters ever, he is a smart ass, pissed off, cocky son of a bitch. Baby Firefly (Sheri Moon) is adorable and has a pretty nasty evil side to her. And her laugh is so cute/evil that you have to love her. Lastley is Otis (Bill Moseley) is such a scrauny badass that you can't help but love him. Overall, House of 1000 Corpses is a masterpiece. I can't wait for the sequel.
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1000 Corpses was a superb film, well i think it was, there was a great mix of comedy along with horror, that wasnt too overdone.
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Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too)
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AHHHHH scary fat bitch again...
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...  If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be
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