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05-29-2004, 10:38 PM
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man commits suicide after having sex w/ hen
LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.
The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise. "He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said. The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers. The hen was slaughtered after the incident.
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05-29-2004, 10:49 PM
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Re: man commits suicide after having sex w/ hen
hahahaha thats greate lol nice lol
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05-30-2004, 02:44 PM
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So sorry to hear about your dad panzer, go follow in his footsteps
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05-30-2004, 04:07 PM
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lol, thats pretty gross
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06-01-2004, 12:33 AM
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Poor hen. That is extremely disgusting. And ouch.
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06-05-2004, 06:36 AM
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Re: man commits suicide after having sex w/ hen
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06-06-2004, 08:56 PM
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Holy fucking shit what a moron, LMFAO
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06-07-2004, 06:46 AM
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You think when he was on his way to screw the hen, he was singing "I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight."?
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