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Guinea Pig Cannibal Holocaust Cannibal Ferox Lucky Sky Diamond H.G. Lewis Salo Isla She Wolf of the SS Various Naziploitation films House on the Edge of the Park Last House on the Left Orgy of the Dead and other Ed Wood Films Dead Alive I spit on your Grave Lucio Fulci Films Dario Argento Films Mario Bava Films Sexploitation Violent Shit 1, 2, 3, 4
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It would be weird movies all the time, the movies that don't run on cable and that you can't find in the video stores. I would run a lot of 70's horror (because it's the best). A certain number of comedies, maybe some Peter Bogdanovich. Some Jacques Tati, because I enjoyed watching his stuff at revival theatres in the 80's. "Dawn of the Dead" would be shown only once, at a midnight show, for purposes of opening the place.
No, wait: A double bill of Jacques Tati's "Traffic" and Romero's "Dawn of the Dead." Can you see it? All those idiot film students crowding in there with their upscale chocolate bars and their Starbucks cups? Oh yeah, and there would be NO Starbucks stuff for sale inside the theatre, or within five miles of the theatre. We would only have GOOD coffee. If you want Starbucks, you have to bring it in, and since it's at least five miles away, it'll be cold! That'll teach 'em. My ideal movie house would be kinda snooty! Cats would live in the back alleys, looking for crunchy popcorn in the dumpster. They would constantly be trying to get into the theatre, where it is warm. |
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I dont know about that, I dont really care for films based in religion although I have heard it may be an interesting watch.
I suppose we could run films on the restroom monitors:D Did I mention the sushi bar?? and pistol range???
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well, the plots of the individual movies aren't based on religion
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Damn...You guys have some excellent ideas....But...I, personally, would probably leave out the sushi bar;) :D
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i thought the gun range and sushi bar made a lot of sense ...
you could shoot your own fish and know they'd be fresh. there would be more incentive for better marksmanship .. if you hit the slimy little sucker in the eye you dont waste as much meat ! |
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Okay...I just had another idea...A HUGE sign that says "NO SNOBS ALLOWED".....lol... Actually...Snobs wouldn't like MY theater anyway ;)
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