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Old 11-23-2004, 05:55 AM
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Troma
Guinea Pig
Cannibal Holocaust
Cannibal Ferox
Lucky Sky Diamond
H.G. Lewis
Salo
Isla She Wolf of the SS
Various Naziploitation films
House on the Edge of the Park
Last House on the Left
Orgy of the Dead and other Ed Wood Films
Dead Alive
I spit on your Grave
Lucio Fulci Films
Dario Argento Films
Mario Bava Films
Sexploitation
Violent Shit 1, 2, 3, 4
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Old 11-23-2004, 07:21 AM
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It would be weird movies all the time, the movies that don't run on cable and that you can't find in the video stores. I would run a lot of 70's horror (because it's the best). A certain number of comedies, maybe some Peter Bogdanovich. Some Jacques Tati, because I enjoyed watching his stuff at revival theatres in the 80's. "Dawn of the Dead" would be shown only once, at a midnight show, for purposes of opening the place.

No, wait: A double bill of Jacques Tati's "Traffic" and Romero's "Dawn of the Dead." Can you see it? All those idiot film students crowding in there with their upscale chocolate bars and their Starbucks cups? Oh yeah, and there would be NO Starbucks stuff for sale inside the theatre, or within five miles of the theatre. We would only have GOOD coffee. If you want Starbucks, you have to bring it in, and since it's at least five miles away, it'll be cold! That'll teach 'em.

My ideal movie house would be kinda snooty! Cats would live in the back alleys, looking for crunchy popcorn in the dumpster. They would constantly be trying to get into the theatre, where it is warm.
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Old 11-23-2004, 01:41 PM
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13 screens of course what better number than that
a bigger number. If you've got that small a number, then you can't give the proper attention to artsy type unconventional stuff (if it deserves it) like the Decalogue.
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Old 11-23-2004, 04:12 PM
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I dont know about that, I dont really care for films based in religion although I have heard it may be an interesting watch.

I suppose we could run films on the restroom monitors:D

Did I mention the sushi bar?? and pistol range???
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Old 11-23-2004, 04:26 PM
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well, the plots of the individual movies aren't based on religion
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Old 11-24-2004, 12:56 AM
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Damn...You guys have some excellent ideas....But...I, personally, would probably leave out the sushi bar;) :D
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Old 11-24-2004, 05:54 AM
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Damn...You guys have some excellent ideas....But...I, personally, would probably leave out the sushi bar;) :D
maybe we could open a sushi bar across the street
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Old 11-24-2004, 06:33 AM
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i thought the gun range and sushi bar made a lot of sense ...
you could shoot your own fish and know they'd be fresh.

there would be more incentive for better marksmanship .. if you hit the slimy little sucker in the eye you dont waste as much meat !
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Old 11-24-2004, 07:20 AM
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Damn...You guys have some excellent ideas....But...I, personally, would probably leave out the sushi bar;) :D
It sounded like a good idea at the time, how else do you get the snobs in???
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Old 11-24-2004, 07:28 AM
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It sounded like a good idea at the time, how else do you get the snobs in???
Who the hell WANTS the 'snobs in?


Okay...I just had another idea...A HUGE sign that says "NO SNOBS ALLOWED".....lol...



Actually...Snobs wouldn't like MY theater anyway ;)
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