The "NO DRAMA" thread

[mothermold]

an oldie but goldie.

There was a Priest and a Nun crossing the desert on a camel one day when a terrible sand storm came. It lasted for 6 hours and when it finally cleared they were horrified to see their camel was dead. They had no food or water and the situation looked hopelss. The Priest turned to the Nun and said "Sister, seeing as we are going to die out here, can you grant me one wish?"
The Nun said "Yes Father, what is your final wish?"
"In all my years in the church I’ve never seen a pair of breasts before." said the Priest. The Nun was a bit shocked but lifted her robes to show off her tits in all their glory. The Priest smiled and said "Thankyou Sister."
Then the Nun turned to the Priest and said "Father, in all my years in the church I have never seen a man’s ’thingy’ before. Is it alright for you to show me?" The priest happily agreed and got his junk out. The Nun studied it intensly. The Priest had his eyes closed and was rising to attention as the Nun touched it with fascination. The Priest said with a smile on his face, "Sister, do you know that when it’s placed in certain ’areas’ it can give life?"
And the Nun looked and at him and said "WELL STICK IT UP THIS CAMELS ARSE AND LETS GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!!"

[mothermold]

hand job.

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sighn above the bar that reads..
ham sandwich’s $2
chicken sandwich’s $3
hand jobs $4

so the man walks up to the hot woman with big tits behind the bar and ask’s excuse me are you the one who does the hand jobs?
she smiles at him and sais yes

the man then replies can you wash your hands i would like a ham sandwich.

[mothermold]

two vampires....

Two vampires walk into a bar. The bartender asks what will u be having
tonight? One vampire says warm blood and the other says water. The
bartender asks "why dont you want blood 2night sir? And the vampire pulls
out a tampon and replyd Im makin tea.

[stubbornforgey]

Originally posted by mothermold
an oldie but goldie.

There was a Priest and a Nun crossing the desert on a camel one day when a terrible sand storm came. It lasted for 6 hours and when it finally cleared they were horrified to see their camel was dead. They had no food or water and the situation looked hopelss. The Priest turned to the Nun and said "Sister, seeing as we are going to die out here, can you grant me one wish?"
The Nun said "Yes Father, what is your final wish?"
"In all my years in the church I’ve never seen a pair of breasts before." said the Priest. The Nun was a bit shocked but lifted her robes to show off her tits in all their glory. The Priest smiled and said "Thankyou Sister."
Then the Nun turned to the Priest and said "Father, in all my years in the church I have never seen a man’s ’thingy’ before. Is it alright for you to show me?" The priest happily agreed and got his junk out. The Nun studied it intensly. The Priest had his eyes closed and was rising to attention as the Nun touched it with fascination. The Priest said with a smile on his face, "Sister, do you know that when it’s placed in certain ’areas’ it can give life?"
And the Nun looked and at him and said "WELL STICK IT UP THIS CAMELS ARSE AND LETS GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!!"

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

[mothermold]

making love.

Doctor: Do you watch your husbands face while making love?
Lady: I did once & saw anger.
Doctor: why?
Lady: Because he was watching from the window

[mothermold]

this is a good one.

dildo dilemma:

A man and women are happily married, but the only problem is when ever they have a root, he turns off the lights,the miss’s has no problem with it until now, being sick of her husbands habit, she decide’s during sex to turn on the light, to her shock her husband has a dildo in his hand, "you impotent bastard" so thats how you’ve fuck me all these years, "well hurry up explain yourself you fucking asshole". ok replies the husband "i will explain about the dildo if you can explain our three fucking kids."

[mothermold]

big ass grill.

there was a women and her husband pulling weeds in the garden he looks up and says damn honey your ass is as big as my new grill ,yes honey it is,the women just looked up and smiled,later that night he felt a lil frisky she looked at him and said if you think im gonna fire this big ass up for one lil wieney your crazy!!!!!!ha ha

[mothermold]

one more then i'll shut up.


A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ’the
prison’ and call my private thing ’the prisoner’. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He yells at her, "Damn, its not a life sentence bitch,OKAY!"

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by newb
St Paulie Girl is a fine brew. I think i will be starting off my weekend with a couple of Long Trail "Hibernator"s. A nice malty brew.


Then off to the local night-spot to see my friends band.[ a blues/rock mix ]

I only drink VB at the moment

^^ That photo is pure fuckin' art!

[santan'spawn666]

Originally posted by mothermold
one more then i'll shut up.


A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ’the
prison’ and call my private thing ’the prisoner’. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He yells at her, "Damn, its not a life sentence bitch,OKAY!"

That's sick and funny.