Zombie Apocalypse Training

[anglewitch]

Originally Posted by Sculpt

You guys are silly, talking about being a crack shot with a riffle. If you're in the center of a ring of zombies, 100 yards thick, all 360 degrees, coming from EVERY direction... you can't run, and fighting is a useless gesture.

You need a good shelter or a helicopter.

I am a hunter! I can go from one tree to another. I prefer fighting with melee weaponry more than ranged weapons.

[Roiffalo]

Originally Posted by MichaelMyers

Buy a pet. Cats sense impending disaster.

We have ten cats. I fear nothing.

[anglewitch]

Originally Posted by Dead Bad Things

Speakin' of the big ZA...y'all heard that NASA wantsta bring an asteroid to earth? Or the new face eatin' incident in FL ? To me that's one of the ways the infection begins, space rocks... The in guy FL was eatin' somebody's face off in the driveway...cops used a stun gun and copdog on 'em....and he still wouldn't stop eatin'! Zombie!

I almost regurgitated my mushrooms reading this.

Originally Posted by MichaelMyers

Buy a pet. Cats sense impending disaster.

We have a big black maine coon cat guarding the house at night. He likes to chase the deer away from the house, he might do the same with zombies. If he doesn't get eaten first that is.