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Could cats be extraterrestrials?
Bros, I've been doing some thinking. Are we being spied on right underneath our noses? Consider the evidence:
1.) Cats are worshipped by ancient Egyptians as gods. Weird. 2.) Scientists cannot fully figure out how cats purr, how it is produced. Could it be a type of feedback? 3.) Ever hold a cat's ears back? Yep, classic image of a grey. Almond eyes, small mouth, etc. etc. 4.) Cats can see much better than us. They are more advanced as a species in this regard. In what other ways? 5.) Cats often wake up from deep slumbers and dart out of rooms. They also stare at random empty shit we think are ghosts or some shit. Are they responding or listening to a call we can't hear? 6.) Several---most---cats have anti-gravity properties. They can fall out of four story buildings and land on their feet. That evolutionary thing again. One day they are gonna rise up and FUCK US OVER!!!
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How much weed you been smokin lately?
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They look so innocent. IT'S THE PERFECT PLOY.
We've always had cats. Currently have 4 (inside), and each one is more batshit nuts than the last. It's because of them that I theorize often that cats are the true root of insanity. Especially when I see things like this happen:  TELL ME THAT'S NORMAL.
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🎃 Horror movies I was watching but stopped keeping track of because the site keeps dying 🎃 ☽ Supposed to be happy, but I'm only getting colder. Wear a smile on my face, but there's a demon inside. ☾ ☠ Free to use signature images and avatars! ☠
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The bottom pic is actually a poster from a real movie that has just come out.
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