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Old 12-17-2013, 03:32 AM
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The Worst Movie You Saw in 2013

I generally try to be positive about anything shell out $$$ for .. but one movie stood out as the biggest pieces of fecal-cake I've seen in 2013 let alone since 2000 - and that was : The Mortal Instruments - City of Bones.

Pains me to say this, it shot in Toronto and i know the FX guy and another friend had a roll in it - but great googly-moogly it was a flaming turd.

most of the fault lay in the source material ... it was nothing more than a cheap rip off of Harry Potter + Twilight + Star Wars.

awful.
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Old 12-17-2013, 04:48 AM
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HATE CRIME - awful, found footage Home Invasion film. It managed to be offense and tame at the same time.
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Old 12-17-2013, 07:19 AM
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I'm sure there's more I can think of but right now what comes to mind is Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
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Old 12-17-2013, 07:39 AM
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I'm sure there's more I can think of but right now what comes to mind is Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
I had all kinds of fun with this one - enjoyed it far more than I thought I would.
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Old 12-17-2013, 08:10 AM
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Argento's Dracula flick was a shocker. Thought The Family was average too. I really hate seeing actors like De Niro phoning it in... not completely awful but it had just been done before and was a little tired for me.

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I'm sure there's more I can think of but right now what comes to mind is Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
I thought that one along with R.I.P.D were two of the better horror comedies of the year.
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Old 12-17-2013, 08:18 AM
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I had all kinds of fun with this one - enjoyed it far more than I thought I would.
I'm sure if I really thought about it I could cone up with another but I remember it being boring and stupid.

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I thought that one along with R.I.P.D were two of the better horror comedies of the year.
Well if you think about it that way
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Old 12-17-2013, 08:25 AM
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Argento's Dracula flick was a shocker. Thought The Family was average too. I really hate seeing actors like De Niro phoning it in... not completely awful but it had just been done before and was a little tired for me.



I thought that one along with R.I.P.D were two of the better horror comedies of the year.
RIPD really surprised me - I thought it was going to be a paint by numbers men in black rip off but it ended up being a lot better
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Old 12-17-2013, 10:27 AM
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Hands down the worst movie I saw this year was Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead. I mentioned how bad this was in another thread, but this thread seems far more appropriate. This film is so bad that it is the kinda bad you can't simply forget. I am amazed that netflix picked this sort of trash up. I know that they have many a bad film, but this really takes the frosted fecal matter cake.
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Old 12-17-2013, 01:01 PM
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It was so bad that I don't even remember what it was called!
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Old 12-17-2013, 01:13 PM
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Thought of some more:

Gangster Squad
Iron Man 3
The Purge
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