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Old 08-18-2004, 06:55 PM
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from worst to not as bad:

1: Polish Vampire in Burbank - this movie is the kind of bad where you feel molested after watching it. It's like it lures you into its van with sweet candy promises of being so bad its good...then fucks you in the ass. Right in the ass, and then ejaculates shittiness in there before throwing you out.

2: "Manos": The Hands of Fate - an obvious pick, what with the MST3K status and all, but maybe it's an obvious pick because it's that bad. It is. Not as bad as Polish Vampire, but only because Torgo was in it.

3: The Brain that Wouldn't Die - Not as outright bad as 1 and 2, but it's just boring enough to get the number three spot, in addition to everything else that sucks about it

4: Jaws: The Revenge - Wow, the shark is out for revenge. Ooooh, this time it's personal. Why not just put a fucking lazer on its head?

5: Exorcist 2: The Heretic - Shit. Pure shit.
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Old 08-18-2004, 06:58 PM
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yeah jaws the revenge was retarded why did the fing shark follow her that was fing f'd
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Old 08-19-2004, 07:46 PM
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5) Creepshow- Excluding The Crate the whole thing sucked
4) Jason VIII- Jason takes Manhattan- Drained 2 hours out of my life
3) The Guardian- Tree
2) Jaws The revenge
1) Halloween 3- No Michael
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Old 08-19-2004, 09:56 PM
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Old 08-20-2004, 12:29 PM
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people listed TCM2 as one of the worst movies of all time!?!?!?!? HOW DARE YOU! that movie kicked ass imo, Chop Top, come on...I mean... COME ON!
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Old 08-20-2004, 02:19 PM
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people listed TCM2 as one of the worst movies of all time!?!?!?!? HOW DARE YOU! that movie kicked ass imo, Chop Top, come on...I mean... COME ON!
Damn right man, I knew I liked you for a reason bro:D..Bill Mosely is one of my favorite all time horror actors..the man is fucking brilliant at portraying insanity..TCM2 may not rank up there with the best horror movies of all time...but it damn sure is one of my favorites for Bill Mosely's Chop Top character alone...
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Old 08-20-2004, 02:31 PM
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LMFAO!!!!!
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Old 08-20-2004, 03:37 PM
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