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i know im new but congrats anyway please dont kick me out yet i like it here:D
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I think we should give Urge a prize, like, maybe, 15 free movies of his choice. |
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Well, sure. And ya know what? With as many as he has, just mentioning something like that will have him hungering for MORE. He will soon be visiting the local reasonably-priced video shop and looking for a stack of bargains to take home.
Then he will rationalize the purchase in his mind by deciding that he "needed" them because his other videos were "old." Then he will sell his heirloom jewelry on Ebay so he can get more movies, and he will rationalize THAT by deciding that "Well, we never wear that stuff anyway, and what good's a diamond, anyway? You can't eat it" etc. I KNOW that's what would happen because...........it takes one to know one ;) |
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Oh yeah, I know totally how he is, because I'm that way too. We know you're reading this, Urge, by the way, and that's why I feel I have to mention that my video-sucking vampire media whore friend stopped by to watch some movies, and AGAIN they tried to borrow one. And I've TOLD this person, time and time again, that my video shelf is not a freaking lending library! So I was like, "Uh, you don't need to borrow that...we should just watch it...yeah, let's watch it, right now..." So I put the damn thing in the video player to satisfy this person's, uh, urge. And then I left the disc in the machine when the movie was over, as a kind of a signal that "the god damn disc is staying HERE, don't you UNDERSTAND yet?????" This has been like the tenth time I've tried to get the message across in various ways.
I mean nowadays, gas is so expensive that if you lend a disc out to someone, then someone has to spend six dollars to drive somewhere to get it back, and they might just as well buy their own. What do you think, Urge? Peas in a pod, yes? |
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New rule: Any drug higher than weed prohibits you from borrowing ANYthing.
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