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Old 03-11-2006, 06:16 AM
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Permanent Erection Keeps Burglar Out Of Jail

Erection Keeps Burglar Out Of Jail

Germany - A burglar has escaped a prison sentence - because he suffers from a permanent erection.

Maurice Baumann, 32, was sentenced to a year's jail for burgling homes in the British army garrison town of Bielefeld.

But he escaped prison after entering hospital as an "emergency case" for his unrelenting priapism.

After a week's treatment, doctors admitted they were only able to get his manhood down to "half-mast".

Baumann told a court in Bielefeld: "I woke up one morning with a hard-on. I didn't think anything of it - that happens to men a lot. But mine never went down."

A medical report revealed that doctors stuck needles in his manhood for 90 minutes in an attempt to reduce its size. But five minutes later it was erect again.

They also injected medication into it but that didn't help either.

A court ruled that he could stay out of jail while his problem persisted but the chief prosecutor of Bielefeld is not happy.

Harald Krahmoeller said: "Only patients with acute medical problems can stay out of jail and I don't regard him as an acute case. I hope to have him behind bars within two weeks."
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Old 03-11-2006, 06:46 AM
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Another story on this:

He's A Hardened Criminal

A burglar was spared a stiff prison term — after a judge heard he was permanently aroused down below.

Maurice Baumann, 32, was given a year in a German jail for robbing homes in a British Army garrison town.

But he avoided the cells when he was admitted to hospital with an emergency case of priapism — a condition which keeps the manhood ever-ready for sex.

A clinical report showed he suffered from either “semi” or “maximum rigidity” at all times.

Baumann has been prescribed drugs, acupuncture and even wide trousers to hide his embarrassment.

He told the court at Bielefeld, in the North Rhine-Westphalia region: “I woke up one morning aroused. I didn’t think anything of it — that happens to men a lot.

“But it didn’t go away. I had sex with my girlfriend, but five minutes later I was aroused again.

“I took painkillers and drank beer hoping I’d get brewer’s droop. I even took scalding hot baths. But nothing helped — it’s not funny.”

Baumann, who has had his problem for several months, was given a week’s treatment costing £5,000.

The judge ruled the thief could stay out of jail until he recovers.

But Bielefeld’s furious chief prosecutor insisted he would have him in prison within a fortnight.
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Re: Permanent Erection Keeps Burglar Out Of Jail

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Germany - A burglar has escaped a prison sentence - because he suffers from a permanent erection.
Does this mean I can get away with murder too?
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Old 03-12-2006, 10:16 PM
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If this guy had any brains at all he would've sought out a career in the adult film industry.
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Thats a disgrace, he should be doing hard time ho ho!
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