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Old 11-20-2008, 10:58 AM
Keith Stryton III Keith Stryton III is offline
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I do not have a picture of myself I can send you but I will describe myself.

I have very large sensual hands.
A strong nose.
Stumpy toes
Lofty legs and jogger knees
a broad face shaped like a satellite dish
banana fingers
a triangle smile
lovely thin hair

my best features are my slim ankles and my right eye.
my worst feature is my left eye.

I wear tracksuit bottoms and t-shirt. some people say my skin is oily but that is because i sweat more than most.

I live on my own and am between relationships.

I am a very good listener.
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Old 11-20-2008, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Keith Stryton III View Post
I do not have a picture of myself I can send you but I will describe myself.

I have very large sensual hands.
A strong nose.
Stumpy toes
Lofty legs and jogger knees
a broad face shaped like a satellite dish
banana fingers
a triangle smile
lovely thin hair

my best features are my slim ankles and my right eye.
my worst feature is my left eye.

I wear tracksuit bottoms and t-shirt. some people say my skin is oily but that is because i sweat more than most.

I live on my own and am between relationships.

I am a very good listener.
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Old 11-20-2008, 11:02 AM
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I live on my own and am between relationships.

I am a very good listener.
And this has to do with photographs because.....
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oh posher, I love you.

well as much as a girl can love a squirrely little girly man I suppose.

None of this is real
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Old 11-20-2008, 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Keith Stryton III View Post
I do not have a picture of myself I can send you but I will describe myself.

I have very large sensual hands.
A strong nose.
Stumpy toes
Lofty legs and jogger knees
a broad face shaped like a satellite dish
banana fingers
a triangle smile
lovely thin hair

my best features are my slim ankles and my right eye.
my worst feature is my left eye.

I wear tracksuit bottoms and t-shirt. some people say my skin is oily but that is because i sweat more than most.

I live on my own and am between relationships.

I am a very good listener.

You realise you just described this guy...

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Old 11-20-2008, 11:13 AM
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And this has to do with photographs because.....
He has an unattractive face and big ears.
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Old 11-20-2008, 11:27 AM
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so it looks like not only is the closet open.. it got torn down and used for firewood.

i think we're going to need help to put out the 'flames' :p
It's like when a kid finds an adult he's aloud to swear in front of. They just go nuts the first few days.
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Old 11-20-2008, 11:30 AM
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It's like when a kid finds an adult he's aloud to swear in front of. They just go nuts the first few days.
Or like when a relationship failure finds a lover on a forum, they just go nuts for the first few days... or wait... It's been weeks now.;)




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Yea, I realize that was harsh, but it was in good timing. Still love you :D
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oh posher, I love you.

well as much as a girl can love a squirrely little girly man I suppose.

None of this is real
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Old 11-20-2008, 11:36 AM
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Or like when a relationship failure finds a lover on a forum, they just go nuts for the first few days... or wait... It's been weeks now.;)

Yes, like that.
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Old 11-20-2008, 11:37 AM
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Nice tits dude! :p I'm hoping this was for Halloween or something?
Actually I lost a bet on the the Notre Dame vs. Ohio State game a couple of years ago. The following year I grew a sweet stache and shaved my hair into a mullet. So it's become kind of a tradition that I do something stupid every year... the second weekend in June.
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Old 11-20-2008, 11:37 AM
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Yes, like that.
Hey kiddo, whatever makes you happy :) I can't hate on a Nirvana addict :D
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well as much as a girl can love a squirrely little girly man I suppose.

None of this is real
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