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Gotta Rob A Store And Can't Find A Mask?...Improvise...
Police: Man Wearing Milk Crate Robs Store
Incident Caught On Surveillance Tape Pelham, Georgia -- Police said a man robbed a Georgia convenience store last weekend with a milk crate on his head, and the whole incident was caught on surveillance tape. Police said the man beneath the mask was Marty Simpson, 46. Simpson allegedly robbed the clerk at gunpoint and then ditched the milk crate in the parking lot, giving everyone outside a good look at his face. Officers tracked him down about two hours after the robbery. Simpson faces charges of armed robbery, aggravated assault and burglary. Police said he also robbed another convenience store earlier the same day.
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I seen this on the news. I laughed my ass off,this guy should get a cookie or something for being original.
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