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Old 06-27-2005, 10:57 AM
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here are my top three worst horror films I've seen:

1. The Parents
2. The Church
3. Head of the Family
what's wrong with the church?
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Old 06-27-2005, 12:48 PM
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what's wrong with the church?


i wasnt crazy about it myself - not a great Soavi effort ...

but not by any means one of the worst though ...
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Old 06-28-2005, 05:07 PM
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Alien Encounters - starts off with a flying ball (like Phantasm), flying around the grand canyon...

... 1hr 45mins later....

... It met a few animals (didn't kill anything) and NOTHING HAPPENED

Now as poor as the above films were at least something died / action / poor plot... SOMETHING HAPPENED you didn't waste your money watching a VIDEO ADVERT FOR THE GRAND F@#'&*£ CANYON

(Please note I hold nothing against the Canyon nor its inhabitants, but after the nearlly 2hr ordeal, when I was hoping for gore... I was gutted)
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Old 06-29-2005, 09:48 AM
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Here's two more for the list......

The Dead Hate the Living
Ring of Darkness
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Old 06-29-2005, 01:19 PM
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How about "Children Should'nt Play With Dead Things"- a truly bad Living Dead rip off from the early '70s
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Old 06-29-2005, 02:52 PM
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Alien Encounters - starts off with a flying ball (like Phantasm), flying around the grand canyon...

... 1hr 45mins later....

... It met a few animals (didn't kill anything) and NOTHING HAPPENED

Now as poor as the above films were at least something died / action / poor plot... SOMETHING HAPPENED you didn't waste your money watching a VIDEO ADVERT FOR THE GRAND F@#'&*£ CANYON

(Please note I hold nothing against the Canyon nor its inhabitants, but after the nearlly 2hr ordeal, when I was hoping for gore... I was gutted)
Wow. That does sound pretty horrendous. But all alien movies are awful anyway.
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Old 06-29-2005, 09:39 PM
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I've never seen Fear Dot Com or Alone in the Dark. For some reason the Fulci film "House by the Cemetary" is unwatchable to me. It's not cheesy, it's not shitty at all really, i for some reason just cannot sit through it.

Oh yeah, Squirm was terrible too. Just watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 if you can get ahold of some episodes, and you'll see some shitty movies.
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Old 06-29-2005, 09:40 PM
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If you guys think THESE movies are bad...You should see Full Moon Video's 'Killjoy'..........Umm, on second thought, you really shouldn't...No one should...EVER......It was embarassing to watch...
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Old 06-30-2005, 02:30 AM
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Full Moon is very hit or miss. Haven't seen Killjoy though, it didn't look too good, so I skipped over that one.

Fulci movies tend to be too slow moving (for the most part, but there are a few exceptions.) for my taste.
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Old 06-30-2005, 09:16 AM
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Fear of the dark, starring the kid who played Terry in DOTD 04. Fucking dull, poorly written, horribly acted, just fucking lame. The kind of movie that will use "darn" where the word "fuck" was clearly appropriate.


Slashers, from Fangoria. Stupid, stupid stupid. Horrible concept, horrible acting (some of the worst i have ever seen), terrible directing, a completely uninteresting "twist", and the most ridiculous, laugh-inducing tit shot on earth.
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