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03-25-2005, 01:17 PM
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Im really sorry about this
So Im sitting here, I just finished my book (green mars) and Im not really ready to start on the next one yet. I really hate T.V., plus Jimmy Neutron is over and I think that I have seen every spounge bob square pants ever written. I don't have any booze, pot or smokes. I can't really sleep I tried but I think there is too much sugar in my blood from some peanutbutter m&ms that I just ate, or am trying to finish rather. Tonight is my best friends night in Alabama, he is moving to Boston tomorrow morning and we are having a keg party for him. That doesn't start till later, I would go to his empty apartment now, but he has to talk to a lawyer at the mellow mushrrom at 4:30. Anyways, I apologize to anyone who just read all of this, and I also apologize for taking up space in the forum so I could be entertained for 2 minutes. Give me some ideas on what to do for the next few hours.!
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I feel like a balloon floating higher I’m touching a distant moon I don’t think I’ll come down anytime soon Ah my kitten I am so glad you’re the way you are You’re my favorite living human by far ’cause you make this frightening world less bizarre 
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03-25-2005, 01:39 PM
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You should get plastered before going to this party.
Then let them hang you up so everyone can hit you like a pinyata
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" I see a world where there's only cause and effect. A world where every object is an avatar and no gods move behind the scenes " -- From A Buick 8 by Stephen King
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03-25-2005, 01:59 PM
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shovel to her face!
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03-25-2005, 03:17 PM
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Go to Hardees and get one of those Monster Thick Burgers (without Mayo), bring it home, take each piece apart from the sandwich and line em' all up in a row...
Then shoot yourself in the mouth.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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03-25-2005, 03:41 PM
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wow! that helped a lot. But why no mayo?
Hey guess what, I was finally enjoying solitude, when my ride came! Everyone say hello to Joe!
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03-25-2005, 04:46 PM
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I had too... it was stupid, I know
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03-25-2005, 04:48 PM
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You love the mother jokes!!:D
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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