Conversation about shrooms, on weed.

[cheebacheeba]

*Disclaimer*
I do not endorse in any way, the irresponsible use of psychoactive substances.
Do your RESEARCH people.
Just thought this might be informative and entertaining.
As you'll see *someone like me* is up to their usual stupidity.
This is a copy of a conversation *someone like me* and this other guy had.
The mushrooms being spoken about are these here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psilocybe_australiana
Not crazy strong in small dosages but interesting enough...for those easily bored, skip to after the space:


[10Jun10 00:47:47][Jesus H. Christ] how do you consume them
[10Jun10 00:47:54][Jesus H. Christ] and what sort of affect ?
[10Jun10 01:04:50][B&A] you still there?
[10Jun10 01:05:00][B&A] sorry just went out for a bit. made some tea. gave some to the rats
[10Jun10 01:05:02][Jesus H. Christ] yeah
[10Jun10 01:05:08][B&A] Well, with the mushrooms...
[10Jun10 01:05:10][Jesus H. Christ] lucky rats
[10Jun10 01:05:20][B&A] one rat has congestion see...thought it might help.
[10Jun10 01:05:40][Jesus H. Christ] your rat has trouble breathing ?
[10Jun10 01:06:35][B&A] yeah, I think it's a condition called mycoplasma. sometimes they shed it on their own, sometimes it leads down a bad path, sometimes, it just continues without much effect but it mustnt be enjoyable
[10Jun10 01:07:29][B&A] So shrooms. I have had them mixed into lukewarm water with cordial on an empty stomach. Also if you don't mind the mushroom taste, I have held them under my tongue until theyre rehydrated (tongue vains underneath absorb it directly)
[10Jun10 01:07:30][Jesus H. Christ] give them some eucalyptus oil
[10Jun10 01:07:39][B&A] then I have chewed/swallewed them
[10Jun10 01:08:03][B&A] if you don't like the taste chopping/powdering them into the lukewarm stuff is probably a better idea. swallow em with liquid
[10Jun10 01:08:19][B&A] (euco chestrub boiling at present)
[10Jun10 01:08:39][B&A] so the effect...it takes about 15, maybe 20 minutes to realise something's not quite normal
[10Jun10 01:09:01][B&A] it feels kind of like a stone setting in but it's more of a euphoric feeling over your body, much more tactile
[10Jun10 01:09:34][B&A] feels like being on the edge of a sneeze or yawn, that kind of feeling you get around your torso in the buildup to it, in the muscles and the shoulders n shit?
[10Jun10 01:10:25][B&A] then, I don't know...well you won't hallucinate on 1g, I have not...you feel pretty happy, you feel quite "pent up" and energetic, I get quite talkative. distance perception is a little strange, almost similar to those new 3d movies? not sure how to explain it...
[10Jun10 01:10:52][B&A] some edges may be fuzzy a little, some surfaces have a "breathing" or "swaying" effect quite slightly
[10Jun10 01:11:04][B&A] The energy IS actually limitless, I ran along side a car for ages
[10Jun10 01:11:10][B&A] You lose appetite
[10Jun10 01:11:27][B&A] but yeah, a GREAT feeling...more the feeling than anything, it's awesome.
[10Jun10 01:11:56][B&A] it lasted me about 5-6 hours the first time, not much shorter the next
[10Jun10 01:12:15][B&A] I'd recommend drinking a LOT of water, the burn out factor is there...you dehydrate and piss a lot
[10Jun10 01:12:32][B&A] I never get a "hangover" from drinking, but I've experienced it with shrooms.
[10Jun10 01:12:57][B&A] Alleviates your worries...just keeps you super happy and feeling good
[10Jun10 01:13:02][Jesus H. Christ] i dunno if boundless energy is my thing
[10Jun10 01:13:39][B&A] there ya go, thats me on shrooms. Yeah boundless energy is not at ALL my thing, but it happens, and on them, you do tend to feel like using it.; I was going a bit stir crazy the time I had to stay home cooking on 'em
[10Jun10 01:13:50][B&A] took me like half an hour to construct a pizza haha
[10Jun10 01:14:54][B&A] But yeah man if you have not had them before I'd recommend maybe only a G at a time. I'm not sure how many times he's gonna be sending them etc. But either way even if you got more I'd say only try one at first
[10Jun10 01:15:01][B&A] just to experience the stages
[10Jun10 01:15:12][B&A] I'm gonna try 2 next time personally...or maybe 1.5



[10Jun10 01:24:43][B&A] You can also, and I'm being serious here, put the stems in your dickhole, or between the helmet and hood. there's a mad vain under there. you'd want to put them in your mouth and get them a bit moist though
[10Jun10 01:25:19][Jesus H. Christ] yeah female witches use to rub hemlock and belladonna against there vaginas (what?!? - cheeba)
[10Jun10 01:25:44][B&A] cos it works there right
[10Jun10 01:25:58][B&A] I'm sure you could jam the mushrooms up your ass too but I don't need that
[10Jun10 01:26:08][Jesus H. Christ] lol
[10Jun10 01:26:23][Jesus H. Christ] well i dont really need to have psylocibes through my penis either
[10Jun10 01:26:29][B&A] had chestrub on and held the rat close to me
[10Jun10 01:26:37][Jesus H. Christ] lol
[10Jun10 01:26:37][B&A] breathing momentarily better
[10Jun10 01:26:49][B&A] I reckon it would be alright through the dick
[10Jun10 01:26:50][Jesus H. Christ] you dont subscribe to the theory of tough love i see
[10Jun10 01:27:04][Jesus H. Christ] i reckon you can try it my dick is exit only
[10Jun10 01:27:58][B&A] like maybe not into the dickhole itself but inside the foreskin (if said forey is avaialable) or against the helmet would be ok...the euphoric feeling kicking in inside the penis would be pretty mad
[10Jun10 01:28:36][Jesus H. Christ] dunno if i want a euphoric feeling in my penis i could just have sex
[10Jun10 01:28:44][B&A] lets see what public perception says
[10Jun10 01:28:58][Jesus H. Christ] you going to push it up there yourself or get anna to do it
[10Jun10 01:28:58][B&A] well what if sex is like better because of it, feels better etc
[10Jun10 01:29:06][B&A] ]busting a nut could be like some form of heaven
[10Jun10 01:29:11][Jesus H. Christ] and how long does it stay up there if your pissing all the time
[10Jun10 01:29:25][B&A] well thats after an hour or so
[10Jun10 01:29:35][B&A] bout 20 minutes would do the job
[10Jun10 01:30:11][Jesus H. Christ] cant imagine it would be as potent or long lasting as if you ate it
[10Jun10 01:30:30][B&A] well...I mean...you could...if you were so inclined
[10Jun10 01:30:37][B&A] might be just high enough to do it
[10Jun10 01:30:46][Jesus H. Christ] to do what ?
[10Jun10 01:30:58][B&A] eat it after penile contact
[10Jun10 01:32:03][B&A] I mean, ones own mushrooms obviously
[10Jun10 01:32:21][B&A] haha or take em out and sell em cheap
[10Jun10 01:32:32][B&A] "they taste salty, thats how you know theyre good"
[10Jun10 01:34:41][Jesus H. Christ] nah i wouldnt put them on my dick
[10Jun10 01:34:43][Jesus H. Christ] or in my dick
[10Jun10 01:34:50][Jesus H. Christ] id drink them if i couldnt stand the taste
[10Jun10 01:34:54][Jesus H. Christ] or put them in something to eat
[10Jun10 01:35:00][Jesus H. Christ] anyway dude im hitting the sack
[10Jun10 01:35:01][Jesus H. Christ] night
[10Jun10 01:35:08][B&A] haha, cya man

[Psycom5k]

Lol. Wow... who would even think of putting shrooms on your dick?

[cheebacheeba]

Haha, well I didn't THINK of it...though I gotta say, I wouldn't be afraid to try it...not the whole, eating them after thing though...

[Ferox13]

Wasn't rubbing coke onto your dick a real 70's thing (or at least an 70's Urban legend) - like putting acid under your eyelid. Prolly comes from there.

[cheebacheeba]

I heard the coke on the dick before...meant to make you last longer?
Personally, always thought it would numb you up to the point sex wasn't so great, that's what it did to me, had a numbing effect...but yeah on the dick just seems pointless...and what if you numbed the chick up too? pointless sex on both ends?

Shrooms on the dick though, I think would just increase the euphoria without necessarily effecting the actual sensitivity as much.
I think, yknow I think I might actually give it a go...I mean maybe not sex, 'cos I never know if/when I want sex on drugs it's pretty hit and miss. But my penis, it'll be feeling like a sword of awesome.

[The Mothman]

fuck shrooms they are evil, evil things.

[Elvis_Christ]

Putting shrooms on your dick won't do shit except make you feel like an idiot for trying it :)