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View Poll Results: Do you think Zombie Porn is wrong ? | |||
Piss off I'm masturbating to Zombie Porn at the mo | 4 | 33.33% | |
Poor Zombies ! Let's release a load of horny Zombies into the wild | 3 | 25.00% | |
I don't think : I'm a Zombie . | 0 | 0% | |
I don't think I'm a Zombie ! | 5 | 41.67% | |
Voters: 12. You may not vote on this poll |
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Yeah it was the spelling that confused me
Not the ambiguous comment that had no substance .
Can a thread be "stupid" ? It depends on the intention of the writer . I don't think my thread was stupid or cheesy , so I guess we disagree . But if you're gonna be a critic, make some sense . Maybe a paragraph or two ? If you can't spell the big words use spellcheck |
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so its a joke you want As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!". |
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This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...
He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. "Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor? "Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies. He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer." Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?" She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!" |
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Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
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gotta love "cut & paste":D
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And yes, we definitly disagree. Why would I waste my time writing a paragraph over you? You're just a smart ass nOOb that loves gay Zombie porn. :rolleyes: |
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- Threads like this don't go in the new members lounge. They go in the General forum. The word general kinda gives it away as a place where the stuff that doesn't fit in anywhere else goes. - Noobs don't insult Vet Posters and act like they are better than anyone else. - Threads can be stupid, as you have proved. Any questions?
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Ha ha nice one, Newb
If you think my intention was to sound clever, then you are wrong, ElDildo,
my intention was market research. I intend to make zombie porn. OK I let the cat out of the bag. But first I put the bag in the box with Schroedinger's cat and Pavlov's dog, and let them fight it out. There is an equation that determines the results...... I looked for "Zombie Porn" the other night and found nothing . Methinks there is a market . SC1 : Int MARY is having a shower . The doorbell rings .She gets out, puts on skilpy dressing gown. She goes to the front door. MARY : Hello ? ZOMBIE REPAIRMAN : Pussy ! MARY : Is that the TV repairman ? She opens the door . Sees Zombie and slams door in his face . MARY : I'm not letting you in ! You're a Zombie - you'll eat my brains ! ZOMBIE : No I won't ... MARY : You don't eat brains ? What do you eat ? ZOMBIE : PUSSY !!!!! MARY : Oh .... come in . You want me to put relish on it ? |
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Nor sure if this sickfish is a regular under an assumed name or just a newbie......but a good sense of humor is always welcome here.
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