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I always put the seat AND the lid down. My girl leaves the li9d up, which to me, is just asking for something to fall into the toilet. All who leave the seat up, feel free to fish various articles and items out of shit-tainted water....
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07-22-2004, 05:02 PM
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Baby wipes! I swear they will get anything off of anything. Even blood off carpet.
Also stain stick rocks!
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OMG...My wife believes baby wipes will do anything, we have a box on the kitchen counter, under each bathroom sink, in both vehicles, (the little travel size). I will admit they do come in handy in the vehicle, I bet she thinks they could take care of some traumatic brain trauma too. She is also a laundry freak, (I love her so much) every little dot or stain, or somthing she thinks might be, gets sprayed with Shout. The funny thing is we use the spray liquid but she calls it stain stick...
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I Clorox everything. Funny about germs.
"Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys, baby, in a world where midgets run for mayor?" -The Dead Milkmen
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Oxyclean. It really does clean red wine off of white carpet.
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I smother everything in feces so I can inhale the fumes all day long. It's fun. It makes me feel like a monkey.
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07-23-2004, 04:51 PM
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Soda water, good for both stainless steel (with paper towel) cleaning, and also lifts grease off a hot bbq plate quiet well.
If you spill alcohol on the floor that's gonna stink (assuming you don't dig the week old unclean bar floor smell), smother it in salt immediately, which'll absorb a lot, sweep/vacuum it up, then pour some aftershave over the affected area. Most of the cleanin products that use orange as an ingredient seem to work pretty well also, do you guys have the orange products over there?
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