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07-22-2004, 12:25 AM
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Oddly enough, this exact same situation happened to me on the way home from work today.
I told my old friend that I'd pay him back some other time and I also had him to tell the old lady that I'd be sure to send flowers to her grieving family. I then proceeded to take off with the hot babe.
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07-22-2004, 02:42 AM
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Re: Re: Moral/Ethical Question...What Would You Do?...
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07-22-2004, 05:13 AM
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Screw the old lady. If she's gonna die, she's gonna die.
The appropriate answer? A 3-way with the old friend and the hot chick.
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07-22-2004, 05:30 AM
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lol sex at the bus stop.
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07-22-2004, 05:45 AM
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Id stop the car, shoot the old bag in the chest, takes longer to die that way, bash my old friends head in with a ball peen hammer, I never liked him anyway, take the hott bitch back to my lair and throw her down in the cellar and torture her for about a year and then let her go so she can write a book about it. Then commit sucide by cop when they come to get me, Ill take as many of them as I can before they get me.
Yes I am feeling particularly nasty today.
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07-22-2004, 05:59 AM
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07-22-2004, 06:01 AM
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Re: Re: Re: Moral/Ethical Question...What Would You Do?...
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Creeper has a good point....go down fighting. I say, do a drive-by with an automatic weapon. Have sex with whoever is left, and tell them that you are God and all decisions are final. Then steal all of their wallets.
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07-22-2004, 06:09 AM
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What the f*k does that have to do with a job, I hate when I get asked stupid questions at interviews ... look mate have I got the f*ucking job or not and stop asking me stupid questions!
The old friend I know them so that’s ok ... if I don't know you, you ain't getting in, its that simple ... I saw the Hitcher, your not killing me I don't give a f*uk how old you are!!!:)
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07-22-2004, 11:11 AM
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Lets see... all alone on a stormy night... stopping at the bus stop where these people are...
Park away unseen. Lurk over to behind the bench without being herd or seen. Take a stun gun and stun them all, thus knocking them out. Place the friend infront of a steemroller and SPLAT him/her into a pancake. Tie up the bitch woman who is suppose to be my "dream partner" (actualy if you use "partner" as in team mate, like Robin and Batman, and not sexualy, Freddy Krueger is my partner. Killing Sprees are always the best with the Nightmare King on your side) and stuff her in the trunk. Take the old woman to the hospital but on the way run over a speed bump that causes her to have a heart attack and die.
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